Sil Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Disclaimer: ..because we don`t want to get sued by... Mika fans, parents of Mika fans, Mika family, Mika management, Mika record company, Mika shrink, Mika band, Mika lawyers, Mika puppet, Mika double, not to forget Mika himself Southeast and I - we are totaly nuts. We don`t know anything about Mika`s personality, his habits or why he acts like he acts - though we are real shrinks in real life. I always laugh at other shrinks in real life who think they can say anything about a celebrity´s personality although they never met him or her or talked to him or her . No professional shrink would do that! So....don´t take anything in this thread serious. Although we both are trained psychologists in real life we are here just for fun. We áre not able to give you counceling or advice via this messageboard. If you feel you need seriously help with something please consult a professional psychologist/doctor who is near you. Southeast and I were some naughty naughty shrinks spamming the Grumpy-Odd-pic-thread with our elaborated psychological theories about Mika in general, Mikas habit to tell lies (pseudologica phantastica???) and how Mika will be aging (we suggested lotion to prevent wrinkles around his eyes). We also offer therapy for people suffering from Mika addiction and Mika post gig depression, re-programming Justin Bieber Fans and turning them into Mika fans. Why do we offer our services? Because we want to get rich so we can afford a privat Mika gig. Yes...we are nuts. all psychologists are!... So...feel free to lay on our coach and enjoy :-) Services Treatment What if Mika´s toys need treatment? - Learn how to do it in the Psychiatric Clinic for abused toys. http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3008086&postcount=510 Emergency intervention for unexpected gig cancelations http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3043393&postcount=1233 Tests MIKA Addiction Test - Do I suffer from Mika addiction? http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2993207&postcount=15 Mika`s "personality" Neck touching http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/spycatcher/200911/body-language-secrets-the-neck Synaesthesia, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder... http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3068979&postcount=1595 Multiple personality? What if Mika`s personality would split up... http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3050304&postcount=1470 Mika is a tummy sleeper. What does this say about his personality? http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2995757&postcount=151 Mika loves dogs - What does this say about his personality? http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2996373&postcount=193 Mika video analysis - eye movement http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3020565&postcount=715 Science The MIKA post gig depression - explained http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3037020&postcount=1030 Free association What color do YOU think of when you think Mika? http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3028626&postcount=775 What`s in Mika`s bag? - have a guess http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2994330&postcount=87 people think these things are in Mika`s bag: -germicide -lotions -contacts -i-phone charger -sexy men pics -lots of chocolates -his umbilical cord -sanitary towels for yasmine -chewing gum -his five yorkshire terriers -a Fernando wig for bad hair days -tea -jammie dodgers -manly green wallet of course- test tubes to collect smells -a CD of NEO -curler -shaver or wax stripes -water bottle -pic of Lilstar - jelly "Gummi Bear" - ''Dunny d X NY dFunny but odd''-sleeping pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 whats the price? (or catch?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Why would anyone want to change Justin fans to Mika fans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 *suscribes* but you said i will be in that private gig with you both... remember:mf_rosetinted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 *suscribes*but you said i will be in that private gig with you both... remember:mf_rosetinted: yes, yes... Southeast and I havent discussed the prices yet. Amd for the Bieber Fans....well...uh..because we can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamy_Queen Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 very interesting! But I'm a poor girl I have no money... so could I discuss Mika instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugilegile Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 woow, cool topic Sil, very nice introduction I want to lay on that coach please even though my english is poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 how do i know you are qualified to deal with all my problems??? i'm not going to lay on your couch that easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 someone is having trust issues, always cautious, arent you? ... I hold a masters degree in psychology so does Southeast, I`m a counselor / teacher in real life But of course we are just joking around.... dont take us serious, as I said: we are nuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 someone is having trust issues, always cautious, arent you? ... I hold a masters degree in psychology so does Southeast, I`m a counselor / teacher in real life But of course we are just joking around.... dont take us serious, as I said: we are nuts... oh i don't have trust issues!! well one of me does, the other me not so much and the other me doesn't talk to us 2 anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 oh i don't have trust issues!! well one of me does, the other me not so much and the other me doesn't talk to us 2 anymore Good answer At least you're honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Good answer At least you're honest who's honest? which one ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedrana Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Just to subscribe for now, I'll be back with questions...when I have them:blush-anim-cl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Just to subscribe for now, I'll be back with questions...when I have them:blush-anim-cl: i think we need an appointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 MIKA ADDICTION Do I suffer from Mika addiction? Tolerance. Has your use of Mika related things increased over time? (visited more gigs, looking at more pics, increased use of Mika music?) Withdrawal. When you try to stop doing the above, have you ever experienced physical or emotional withdrawal? Have you had any of the following symptoms: irritability, anxiety, shakes, sweats, nausea, or vomiting? Difficulty controlling your use. Do you sometimes go to more gigs, watch more Mika pics, read longer at the MFC, kisten longer to Mika´s music than you like? Does one pic lead you to another Mika pic and you can´t seem to stop watching them? Negative consequences. Have you continued to use even though there have been negative consequences to your mood, self-esteem, health, job, or family? (annoyed friends, annoyed husbands? Feeling happy at gigs but depressed when they are over? Looking at pics when you should do your homework, housework, when you should be studying, when you should WORK!) Neglecting or postponing activities. Have you ever put off or reduced social, recreational, work, or household activities because of your use? Spending significant time or emotional energy. Have you spent a significant amount of time obtaining, using, concealing, planning, or recovering from your use? Have you spend a lot of time thinking about using? (standing 7 hours in the rain to get a front row place at gigs, travel across Europe to visit every gig…) Have you ever concealed or minimized your use? [/b]Have you ever thought of schemes to avoid getting caught? Desire to cut down. Have you sometimes thought about cutting down or controlling your use? Have you ever made unsuccessful attempts to cut down or control your use? If you answered yes to at least 3 of these questions, then you meet the medical definition of addiction. This definition is based on the of American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV) and the World Health Organization (ICD-10) criteria.(1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertina Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 what if i answer YES to all of them? sounds scary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedrana Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 3!? How about all! Oh dear god, apparently I DO have a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 wish i could say i have more then 3 of those problems... but unfortunately, he doesn't come my way often enough 7 hours in the rain to be front row? why not? it's a personal choice... as long as the 3 of me don't mind, then i think it's a O.K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 what if i answer YES to all of them? sounds scary! then you are a lost cause...heavy addiction, conventional therapy wont work, we should start with a substitute because a sudden whithdrawl could damage your health I suggest http://www.youtube.com/user/Signomi83 as substitut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 MIKA ADDICTION Do I suffer from Mika addiction? Tolerance. Has your use of Mika related things increased over time? (visited more gigs, looking at more pics, increased use of Mika music?) Withdrawal. When you try to stop doing the above, have you ever experienced physical or emotional withdrawal? Have you had any of the following symptoms: irritability, anxiety, shakes, sweats, nausea, or vomiting? Difficulty controlling your use. Do you sometimes go to more gigs, watch more Mika pics, read longer at the MFC, kisten longer to Mika´s music than you like? Does one pic lead you to another Mika pic and you can´t seem to stop watching them? Negative consequences. Have you continued to use even though there have been negative consequences to your mood, self-esteem, health, job, or family? (annoyed friends, annoyed husbands? Feeling happy at gigs but depressed when they are over? Looking at pics when you should do your homework, housework, when you should be studying, when you should WORK!) Neglecting or postponing activities. Have you ever put off or reduced social, recreational, work, or household activities because of your use? Spending significant time or emotional energy. Have you spent a significant amount of time obtaining, using, concealing, planning, or recovering from your use? Have you spend a lot of time thinking about using? (standing 7 hours in the rain to get a front row place at gigs, travel across Europe to visit every gig…) Have you ever concealed or minimized your use? [/b]Have you ever thought of schemes to avoid getting caught? Desire to cut down. Have you sometimes thought about cutting down or controlling your use? Have you ever made unsuccessful attempts to cut down or control your use? If you answered yes to at least 3 of these questions, then you meet the medical definition of addiction. This definition is based on the of American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV) and the World Health Organization (ICD-10) criteria.(1) What about if its more than 3? Im addicted.... damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 then you are a lost cause...heavy addiction, conventional therapy wont work, we should start with a substitute because a sudden whithdrawl could damage your health I suggest http://www.youtube.com/user/Signomi83 as substitut OHHHHHH NOOOOOOO... not that vid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 What about if its more than 3? Im addicted.... damn... at least three ...so if you got more you are clearly addicted:teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 bad bad shrink Now i cant get "you make me feel like daaaaancing. Feel like dancing, dancing, dance the night away"" out of my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sil Posted May 19, 2010 Author Share Posted May 19, 2010 Well, my shift is over...good night...Where is Southeast? She should do the night shift now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sienna Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 I suggest http://www.youtube.com/user/Signomi83 as substitut Hehe, he's from my country:naughty: and is promoting himself as the Swedish version of Mika! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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