About the We Don't Care thing being disingenuous: it's really not.
Just because we say we don't care about Mika's sexuality does not mean we don't wonder, or aren't interested in it, or have our own personal thoughts about it. It just means we don't believe his sexual preference is in any way relevant to us personally, and that it is and ought to be his own private matter.
Curiosity is human and natural and I don't believe there is a single person on this forum who can honestly say they don't wonder about it and have their own opinion on this one aspect of Mika's life. I do. But I'm not going to say what it is, because it would be public speculation, and I think that's what we should strive to avoid as much as possible.
Yes, there are a lot of sexually orientated threads on here but many of them evolved from a sense of annoyance and irony felt by many of us that the media are so unsubtle and stereotyping when constantly trying to pin labels on Mika, and are so intent on trying to trick him into talking about it. There is a difference between valid discussion around sexuality issues (yes, sometimes even using humour!! Why can't sexuality involve humour - it doesn't all have to be deadly serious does it?) and straightforward "So is he gay or what??" threads.
As for the body hair/custom pants/phwooar he's sexy -type threads...they have nothing whatsoever to do with Mika's sexual orientation and everything to do with the fact he is just a gorgeous male specimen:roftl: and many of us on here harbour lustful thoughts for him:roftl: *cough*notme*cough*
Having said that, newbies who ask the "Is he..?" question should not be shot down in flames, but just politely pointed in the right direction (as most of those in this thread have done, actually).