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kittie88

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  1. yeah,he could be lurking about, ready for the right moment to make his first post!!!
  2. so he ran to the toilet where he keeps his autograph book for Travolta to sign while he also lets him sign his Grease LP which he kind of stole from his auntie who is an invincable cat from the kingdom of kitties which he intends on visiting after converting his songs into kittie- language which Kittie88 helps him with as she is perfectly fluent in the language of kitties, so anyways it was new years and mika got drunk and went to his bed which had a chair with aspirin on top and a glass of water and he took the aspirin and randomly started thinking it looked remarkably like a shoe and he wondered if it would grow to fit his shoe size since it would make a nice shoe since he collects white shoes, and since aspirin is white, it would be like a white shoe, but then suddenly it started to shrink and he started getting very sad and he said "no i want it BIGGER" until finally he threw the aspirin/shoe at the wall and it shattered into tiny pieces so his aspirin was lost and he still felt horrible but suddinely he looked back at the pieces and saw that they where back together and he got scared because he was sure he saw them shatter and he backed up and fell on his bed when he realized his bed was a flying carpet and with a puff of smoke a golden egg fell out and it hatched into a pheonix and as he was flying on his magic carpet with his phoenix he saw a rainbow which infact turned out to be a multi-coloured sheep that by accident head-butted the pheonix which made it loose conciousnes and fall onto Mika which ment he was pinned onto a large pink cloud of cotten candy which felt uncomfortable when it started to melt because it was sticky so he decided to begin stuffing it into his mouth and the pheonix's beak, until they both got so stuffed that they fell through the green/pink cotten candy and the poor couple dashed towards the earth and with a crash they landed near an Amsterdam canal where they discovered a heap of straw, and under it they found
  3. Lol, that would be quite funny! As long as it isnt bad news about Mika
  4. OMG....where did u get this pic from? very nice pic he is a VERY hot chicken!!!
  5. Yeah, hope the server is nice and strong for the mad rush tomoz to get the millionth post! (which is gonna be me:wink2: )
  6. :roftl: Chocolate chicken!!! I think the combination of chocolate with chicken is a great idea!
  7. There is also a naughty version of that song online as well. Lots of gay chicken in it! I jus happened to come accross it one day!
  8. It was ok thanks! Bought some new clothes and have been on mfc!!! I've heard that song before, it is so funny!
  9. You would probably be in better company there
  10. Hey How was everyone's day? where did u lose it? and how?
  11. Kittie walks in and turns on the lights!! Hello???
  12. and u will have nowhere to stay!!! U cant win!
  13. Hope not otherwise u better watch out in London!!!
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