weealx

I think Miek is seeking some sort of diplomatic role from her government, I have to be careful for full body search at the airport

Hey Rose, Miek tells me it is her country and she makes the rules, so looks like chicken is back on

What no chicken in HAMSTERJAM? is it worth going?

just a big HELLO to everyone

should have come accros with us, we are only 10 or so miles from you

I thought i was going in my kilt, apparently advised to go ingocnito, and I just wanted to be normal, not a chance, i'm going to cause a riot

i hope you are all over aches and pains before hamsterjam, if not give me your tickets and i'll make sure they are sold to a good home

Hi Laurel, The pain is always worse at night, as the body gets tired and slows down. or It is because the doctor is not around, and the pharmacist is tucked up in bed, or out clubbing, with the doctor

Hi great aunt mamaC, And hopefullythe cycling is helping, I used to cycle for miles in front of the tv, I could always stop and have a cup of tea, then climb back on. Hope life is being good to you.

hi to everyone just thought i like to say I'm too hot to be bothered, bring back the wind, rain and snow

you did not invite me to London, do I smell. or am i weird

watching the man utd player of the year awards on mutv, which is free tonight

Hi Rose, hows things, them horrible sisters made me listen to Fadabadozee at full volume for hours, they looked like cinderellas' sisters, not exactly good looking, they thought if they kidnapped me Mika would win more awards. But here I am, still fit, even if my tan faded whilst in the darkened room, but that is getting better, them sisters use a feather duster but I had to tell them there were no cobwebs under my kilt, but they didn't listen, I think they took some pleasure from it, then they made me sit on an ice block, that made no difference to me, all I want now is to complete my therapy and try to lead a normal life, so I dont want other mfcers complaining life is tough, the wicked sisters are as likely to kidnap them.

Hi Laurel, weealx strikes quicker than ronaldo

Welcome Dani

Hi everybody, see i'm not going to London to meet me

Great Aunt mamaC, how much do I love you now, keep that to start the weealxgasmic thread. hope all is well with you,

ok that is why you kidnapped me

RT and Shoni coming out and posting they are easy, what is the world coming to, I am Shocked, are you two on the right site

I have just been to the doctors sugary and he has given me a description to get from some dealer down an alley, just got to find some german i think call krak herr o' in, sounds irish to me, anyway he has powder to help me clear my nightmares, told him i have never seen horses in the night, oh well Dr Cripin is well known so he must know what is good for me, I have to get my hair cut by Mr todd, and that should ease the pain in my neck

all you horrible people, i am being held by cinderellas step sisters, and no one would come and get me, the one who won sexiest man poll, as posted by someone, I had younglings trying to use me as a slave, no compassion the brats, then i find myself in the mikasounds, where there news was hundreds of years old, there was a pic of Wendi, when she was about 65 handing something to mika, Vicky was lying in a Q with empty bucky bottles along with some lass from glasgow, all the time you were enjoying yourselves I was being subjected to the krankies, yet no one card enough to save me, i will now go and get some therapy, and I hope those kidnappers know i'm went to the police, and gave them descriptions of cagney and lacey, but they laughed and tried to get me sectioned, when I told them i was not mental i was just a lost oldling from mfc, the nice man brought me back here. You cannot get rid of weealx that easy

blue thought you were better than the girl from scotland

Wendi has a pair as well given by dutch tourist if she helped them escape

do you like my fur lined clogs?

no riding tomorrow then, think of the headache