StarryEyed<3

Umm lets see now. Post-mortem photography and sometimes autopsies. Mimes. Oh god yes I LOVEEEEE MIMESSSSS. hmm I could go on but I don't know if I should

Not really, no I'm interested in EVERYTHING weird. That's what makes me a weirdo, remember? I spend time on things quite weirder than this.

Neither would I, neither would I.

Apparently man made oysters Screw that, blech

HAHAHA DOES THIS LOOK DELICIOUS OR WHAT!???

Whoever wrote this is an EXPERT at trolling.

Someone who didn't know what they were eating? Lololol it calls for lemon pepper..l AS IF THAT WOULD DISGUISE IT BWAHAHA

Oh god WHAT IS IN THIS COOKBOOK TROLOLOL Man made oysters.... so basically, refrigerated cum in oyster shells.... OH DEAR LORD

WEIRDOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS UNITEEEEE!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOO!!! so do I... I REGRET NOTHINGGGG

YES IT IS, ESPECIALLY AT 3:30 AM *gasps for breath*

Exactly xD Aha this is one of the strangest most immature convos Ive ever had in my LIFE

MUAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is CRAY-CRAY,

But give me your semen

I'll bake muffins maybe TROLOLOLO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can just walk up the street instead then.

Ha. Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY NEIGHBOURS ARE OLD PEOPLE.

Or you could steal some from a sperm bank LAWL

HAHAHA LOOOLLLLLL I have NO. FLIPPING. IDEA. How that would go with dinner guests. or while we're at it, DAFUQ how would you explain needing enough sperm to make a recipe TROLOLO