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Yahoooo! *puts on Lollipop Girl dress and Richard Nixon mask and runs into car store*

Quick! Distract the owners so we don't have to pay for the car!

 

OKAY!!

*runs up to owners*

OOGA OOGA!

 

Look, they're intimidated!

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I wonder why they call it "Lily's Used Cars"... maybe the owner-

 

*is kicked in the face, goes flying across the floor*

 

*Lily Allen stands all tough in front of the Bond Girls*

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I wonder why they call it "Lily's Used Cars"... maybe the owner-

 

*is kicked in the face, goes flying across the floor*

 

*Lily Allen stands all tough in front of the Bond Girls*

 

*starts dancing and singing*

OH NO!!

*dances and sings toward you and Lily*

*hits Lily on the back of the head with rubber duck and she collapses*

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I wonder why they call it "Lily's Used Cars"... maybe the owner-

 

*is kicked in the face, goes flying across the floor*

 

*Lily Allen stands all tough in front of the Bond Girls*

 

Oh my god I was just listening to her album too! :shocked:

 

AGHHHHHH! *drops kicks Lily Allen* Mwahahahaha thinks she's all tough compared to meeeeeee? *waves arms in the air like a maniac*

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(Hahaha, and I love Lily Allen! I just think she seems like the perfect tough girl, villian. :wink2: )

 

*comes to* Wh...what-

 

*Dropkicked Lily body comes flying in this direction, knocks me back down onto the floor*

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Oh my god I was just listening to her album too! :shocked:

 

AGHHHHHH! *drops kicks Lily Allen* Mwahahahaha thinks she's all tough compared to meeeeeee? *waves arms in the air like a maniac*

 

Aren't you supposed to be stealing the cars?

OH NO!!

Do I hear police sirens?

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(Hahaha, and I love Lily Allen! I just think she seems like the perfect tough girl, villian. :wink2: )

 

*comes to* Wh...what-

 

*Dropkicked Lily body comes flying in this direction, knocks me back down onto the floor*

 

Talk about freak accident! :shocked:

 

*throws Lily off of Ghost and dumps cold water over face to wake her up*

 

Meanwhile...

The owners are driving off with our stolen clown car! NOOO!

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Talk about freak accident! :shocked:

 

*throws Lily off of Ghost and dumps cold water over face to wake her up*

 

Meanwhile...

The owners are driving off with our stolen clown car! NOOO!

 

*chases owners*

They wont get away with this!

*pulls out bazooka gun which shoots out lollipops*

*one pops tire*

Oh yea.:cool:

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THE FILTH! SCATTER!

Oh noooooooo! *scatters like hot rice*

*jumps up on rope hanging from tree, swings, and kicks down the po-po*

 

 

*chases owners*

They wont get away with this!

*pulls out bazooka gun which shoots out lollipops*

*one pops tire*

Oh yea.:cool:

 

Niiiiiiice! *high five*

Oh no, watch out! Those damn zombies are coming back!

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Oh noooooooo! *scatters like hot rice*

*jumps up on rope hanging from tree, swings, and kicks down the po-po*

 

 

 

 

Niiiiiiice! *hugh five*

Oh no, watch out! Those damn zombies are coming back!

 

Not again!!

*jumps onto curling iron and starts swinging, knocking some of their heads off*

Muahahah!

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*Tries to think*

 

I'VE GOT IT! *snaps*

 

HEY ZOMBIESSSSS, I'M OVER HEREEEEEEE!

HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M A MIKA LOVING LITTLE FOOL! COME AND GET ME!

 

*runs towards Lily Allen's stolen clown car*

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*Tries to think*

 

I'VE GOT IT! *snaps*

 

HEY ZOMBIESSSSS, I'M OVER HEREEEEEEE!

HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M A MIKA LOVING LITTLE FOOL! COME AND GET ME!

 

*runs towards Lily Allen's stolen clown car*

 

Don't leave us with them!!! *jumps on back of clown car and hangs on for dear life* Jess, catch up!!

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Well, me, Jess, and Sarie were trying to steal a new clown car from Lily Allen's Used Car Shop, but the po-po came and then we were running but then zombies came back and I jumped on back of the clown car and Jess almost missed it! So I pulled her up whilst the car was going at eighty miles and hour! I'm a hero! :shocked::roftl:

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Well, me, Jess, and Sarie were trying to steal a new clown car from Lily Allen's Used Car Shop, but the po-po came and then we were running but then zombies came back and I jumped on back of the clown car and Jess almost missed it! So I pulled her up whilst the car was going at eighty miles and hour! I'm a hero! :shocked::roftl:

 

Yes, you are!!

:huglove:

You deserve a party! :yay:

And here! *hands you trophie of Mika*

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