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Ive never been in this thread before. honestly i thaught it was a thread where the over 100's came to knit and talk about granny things!

I'm a 119 year old man who enjoys knitting, whisky, and sitting on my verandah. :mf_rosetinted:

 

Did I mention I seem to have a thing for gay guys?tis sad actually...

All the good ones are either gay or taken. :sneaky2:

 

you oldlings always come up with the cleverest of things

They invented 'chicken'. 'Nuff said. :naughty:

 

lollipop is gonna ride your soul!

Ride? Please tell me that was a typo. :roftl:

 

"hold on, I gotta study the southern region a bit"

:lmfao:

 

you: hey Mika

Mika: hello

you: excuse me for a moment *lifts up his shirt* aaah,yes...the trail

Mika: *blink*

you: just give me a moment *starts feeling it up*hmm...thaught it would be softer...ah well,okay then *pulls shirt back down* Thank you for yout help *walks away*

Mika:*blink* *touches the violated spot* my poor baby!

he taught he's little cousin to be a perv from an earlier age!
And the child learned it well,it seems

:boxed: <--- This is the "ummm, don't go there" look.

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All the good ones are either gay or taken. :sneaky2:

I know! don't you just hate it?

My cousin was freaked out tho that in 15 years all men would be gay and he's be the only lonely one :roftl:

 

 

 

Ride? Please tell me that was a typo. :roftl:

 

don't use unknown words,for one

and no,it wasn't a typo :lmao:

 

:boxed: <--- This is the "ummm, don't go there" look.

 

 

*Looks at the look* yees...yees *starts nodding*

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I know! don't you just hate it?

My cousin was freaked out tho that in 15 years all men would be gay and he's be the only lonely one :roftl:

But wouldn't that mean that he'd have all the straight women to himself? :lol3:

 

typo not type

 

Typo = spelling error

Maybe she meant "a knitting type of typo"? Or, wait a second, did she just write a typo of 'typo'? :lmfao:

 

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But wouldn't that mean that he'd have all the straight women to himself? :lol3:

Told him that too,but he's too afraid of being harrased by the gay comunity to see that.Plus,he was also calculating that more women would be gay too

Maybe she meant "a knitting type of typo"? Or, wait a second, did she just write a typo of 'typo'? :lmfao:

 

 

Nah,it was ment as a type,typing typo as a type and not a typo :das:

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I couldn't help myself

 

You be the judge weather I'm insane or not

 

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ztf90a

 

OMG that's hilarious! :roftl: I think it sounded pretty good! :biggrin2: (though I'm not exactly an expert when it comes to Scottish ^^) But at the end there, I think it kinda became slightly more Russian than Scottish :lmfao:

 

Thanks to you girls on here I dreamt of meeting Mika last night. I wore black braces. I think I mostly stared at Mika's hands because he signed my braces and then put a red chicken stamp on them. I'm officially stamped! :lol3:

 

that's so funny! :lmfao::lmao:

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OMG that's hilarious! :roftl: I think it sounded pretty good! :biggrin2: (though I'm not exactly an expert when it comes to Scottish ^^) But at the end there, I think it kinda became slightly more Russian than Scottish :lmfao:

 

 

 

I felt I was going in an australian direction so I stuck a major Rrrr in it,just to be sure :roftl:

The Aussie one is soo easy,and I always end up speaking it without noticing :naughty:

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Thanks to you girls on here I dreamt of meeting Mika last night. :blink: I wore black braces. I think I mostly stared at Mika's hands because he signed my braces and then put a red chicken stamp on them. :naughty: I'm officially stamped! :lol3:

 

Black braces...my fav :naughty:

 

and was he good with his hands? Gently chickening you? :roftl:

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