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:lmao: I'm not gay but I don't speak for the other party. :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

My shop is closed for at least another decade so no luck here either. :mfr_closed2:

 

Ok. Me is confused again. You say you only do "GAY" porn, but you're not gay.

 

Also -the procedure for inducing lactation can be easily solved. I will not explain the details here but let's just say you're probably no stranger to what needs to be done if you're in adult films. :naughty:

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Ok. Me is confused again. You say you only do "GAY" porn, but you're not gay.

 

Also -the procedure for inducing lactation can be easily solved. I will not explain the details here but let's just say you're probably no stranger to what needs to be done if you're in adult films. :naughty:

Bisexuals can do gay porn. But for the record, I'd never be stupid enough to really do a porno; I'm no Paris Hilton. :mf_rosetinted:

 

That wouldn't help as the part of breastmilk that aids the immune system of a baby, called "colostrum", is produced only after birth and only for a short while even then.

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That wouldn't help as the part of breastmilk that aids the immune system of a baby, called "colostrum", is produced only after birth and only for a short while even then.

 

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That's okay. We don't want to be "perfect" anyway do we? It's limiting.

My son pointed out to me the other day that my "Custom User Title" was incorrect. I had the words "He's cast a spell on me" - which is wrong he says because "He's" is short for "HE is".

 

Forget about the weight shifting symptoms of preventing bikini wearing - the synapses in my brain don't fire as fast as they use to either. :blink:

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That's okay. We don't want to be "perfect" anyway do we? It's limiting.

My son pointed out to me the other day that my "Custom User Title" was incorrect. I had the words "He's cast a spell on me" - which is wrong he says because "He's" is short for "HE is".

 

 

It's also a contraction of "he has".

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Good morning Apples...I see 2 of you already:naughty:

 

I'm gonna be a very busy, grown up today...no time to be immature and childish on this forum. I seriously have 60 or more guests coming over tonight and have to smile and play host until the late hours... :thumbdown:

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Good morning Apples...I see 2 of you already:naughty:

 

I'm gonna be a very busy, grown up today...no time to be immature and childish on this forum. I seriously have 60 or more guests coming over tonight and have to smile and play host until the late hours... :thumbdown:

 

Oh that's brutal. I'm going Christmas shopping with my mom so I have to get it together soon too.

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Oh that's brutal. I'm going Christmas shopping with my mom so I have to get it together soon too.

 

Yikes!:blink: Good luck! I get easily annoyed in the crowds at this time of year. A lot of stores are 24 hours this weekend (Wal-Mart, The Bay, etc) in case you'd rather go much, much, later - because after 9am, it's going to be ridiculous.

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Yikes!:blink: Good luck! I get easily annoyed in the crowds at this time of year. A lot of stores are 24 hours this weekend (Wal-Mart, The Bay, etc) in case you'd rather go much, much, later - because after 9am, it's going to be ridiculous.

 

Could it be any worse than Bond Street on the first Saturday in December? I can't imagine.

 

But yeah I won't be doing any real shopping. My immediate family are low maintenance. They only need gift certificates and cheap clothes. Everyone else can f-off because I'm not even Christian and I have no desire to exchange useless crap with them.

 

My mother wants a cell phone for when she's driving so I'm going to buy us a pair so she can get hold of me too. That will probably be the biggest hassle.

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Could it be any worse than Bond Street on the first Saturday in December?
NO! Probably not.

 

 

Everyone else can f-off because I'm not even Christian and I have no desire to exchange useless crap with them.

 

:naughty:I laugh at the thought of you being in my family situation...one day, you're just gonna have to come over and witness the absurdity of it all.

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:naughty:I laugh at the thought of you being in my family situation...one day, you're just gonna have to come over and witness the absurdity of it all.

 

My extended family is very large and I was sucked into it as a child. But I've been playing by my own rules since about 14 or 15 and refused to participate any longer.

 

If I had my own kids I might be into it, because it's entertaining for them. But you know me, I'd rather be running around London than dropping hundreds of dollars on some second cousin's 3 kids that already have a house full of toys they never play with.

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Cheriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisse !!!!! :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:

 

 

 

 

 

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Yes! It's her day! Are you shouting her name loud enough so she can come and visit here today?

 

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Ah Glühwein. Makes the cold feel so much better. :drinks_wine:

 

I'm up for the London > Antarctica road trip.

 

Where did you get the ü from? But yes, Glühwein is very nice and we'll definitely need some (either in London or Antarctica)

 

Suzy wassup with the bee? I don't get it. :blink:

 

Thank you. I don't feel that stupid anymore :wink2: .

 

Ok Apples,

before I forget all about it I'll wish you a very merry Christmas now. I might be too busy during the next few days to come online so please feel very loved right now :naughty: .

I'll go to bed now. There's not much more for me to do. The tree is decorated, the presents are wrapped up. I have to get up early tomorrow/today as we have to start queuing in front of the church at about noon to get a good spot for the service :mf_rosetinted: .

Sleep well and don't scare the Christkind away (e.g. by throwing apples...)

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I would like to say thanks for you being you and stuff. Like, ya know. When I meet you, some of you, I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say. I'd never imagined that you'd actually exist. Luckily you did, or I'd been a fåcked person. When I saw you I felt like a little horny bunny. So thanks for being there and being the coolest mfc'ers. You guys are the best. :tears::wub2:

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I would like to say thanks for you being you and stuff. Like, ya know. When I meet you, some of you, I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say. I'd never imagined that you'd actually exist. Luckily you did, or I'd been a fåcked person. When I saw you I felt like a little horny bunny. So thanks for being there and being the coolest mfc'ers. You guys are the best. :tears::wub2:

 

I've yet to meet anyone here and have the chance to feel like a little horny bunny. :tears:

 

 

*Sigh* Oh, such endearing sentiments from my Apples....

(Scut - You'd be a horny monkey, not a bunny)

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The Apples are always sweet, aren't they? :naughty:

 

But I'm already a horny little monkey. I want to know what it's like to be a horny little bunny. :tears:

 

Aww...don't be sad. You've got plenty of time. You and EnFa are the youngest and ripest Apples.

 

I on the other hand, am on my way to rotting. I actually had some other comments about being "horny" but I'm afraid I cannot post my impure thoughts on a public forum as I would like to continue to pretend to be the sweet, sugar-coated apple (but sour and rotting on the inside).

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*But yeah, next time - don't lose your camera* :naughty:

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Aww...don't be sad. You've got plenty of time. You and EnFa are the youngest and ripest Apples.

 

I on the other hand, am on my way to rotting. I actually had some other comments about being "horny" but I'm afraid I cannot post my impure thoughts on a public forum as I would like to continue to pretend to be the sweet, sugar-coated apple (but sour and rotting on the inside).

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*But yeah, next time - don't lose your camera* :naughty:

But you are sweet. I would pinch your cheeks, and Babs' too. :naughty:

 

I used to love toffee apples when I was a kid... sweet on the outside and sour on the inside. Was it a sign? :blink:

 

 

Please don't remind me of my stupidity. :tears:

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You are sweet. I would pinch your cheeks, and Babs' too. :naughty:

 

I used to love toffee apples when I was a kid... sweet on the outside and sour on the inside. Was it a sign? :blink:

 

Please don't remind me of my stupidity. :tears:

 

Did I ever tell you you are stupid? :naughty:

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