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*sigh*

okay.

 

is a resume needed?

 

Yes.

I need a list of your past best friends, why the relationship ended, and their phone numbers if possible.

 

If everything checks out, I'll give you an application.

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Past Best Friends:

Baby Spice--after the spice girls, she just wasn't cool anymore, so i had to end it.

Avril Lavigne--she just got too big to be my friend. :tears:

Aaron Carter--after that whole legal fight with his momma, there was no way i was sticking around!

Mica *your stinking room mate*--broke my heart

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I need a list of your past best friends, why the relationship ended, and their phone numbers if possible.

 

 

Best Friend #1

Name: Britney Spears

Why it ended: She stopped wearing underwear.

 

Best Friend #2

Name: Amy Winehouse

Why it ended: The girl is crazy!

 

Best Friend #3

Name: Bella Swan

Why it ended: She stole my Edward.

 

Best Friend #4

Name: Harry Potter

Why it ended: No comment.

 

*drops paper in box*

 

I would like an application please!

 

 

 

 

HOLLIS! Have fun in Paris! :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :biggrin2: :biggrin2:

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Alright, here's the application for you two:

 

1. What are my middle names?

 

2. If I called you from McDonalds, wanting to ramble on about the rude person I just ran into, would you listen? Or let it turn over to voicemail?

 

3. If I stopped wearing underwear, what would you do?

 

4. If your teacup got smashed, and I glued it back together crappily, would you still appreciate it?

 

5. I ask what it was that first attracted you to me. What is your answer?

 

6. What kind of cigarettes would we smoke?

 

7. Have you ever used a turkey baster as a beer bong?

 

8. Have you been to North Carolina?

 

9. Choose: George Harrison or John Lennon?

 

10. Are those black bits in bananas tarantula's eggs?

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Alright, here's the application for you two:

 

1. What are my middle names?

You dont have any middle names, because you are too cool for middle names.

 

2. If I called you from McDonalds, wanting to ramble on about the rude person I just ran into, would you listen? Or let it turn over to voicemail?

I would listen.

 

3. If I stopped wearing underwear, what would you do?

:lmao: No crotch shots, no foul.

 

4. If your teacup got smashed, and I glued it back together crappily, would you still appreciate it?

Heck yes! But I wouldnt use it.

 

5. I ask what it was that first attracted you to me. What is your answer?

Your hilariousness.

 

6. What kind of cigarettes would we smoke?

Cancer free cigarettes?

 

7. Have you ever used a turkey baster as a beer bong?

Not that I know of.

 

8. Have you been to North Carolina?

No ...

 

9. Choose: George Harrison or John Lennon?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ill let you choose!

 

10. Are those black bits in bananas tarantula's eggs?

Probably.

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Alright, here's the application for you two:

 

1. What are my middle names?

You dont have any middle names, because you are too cool for middle names.

 

2. If I called you from McDonalds, wanting to ramble on about the rude person I just ran into, would you listen? Or let it turn over to voicemail?

I would listen.

 

3. If I stopped wearing underwear, what would you do?

:lmao: No crotch shots, no foul.

 

4. If your teacup got smashed, and I glued it back together crappily, would you still appreciate it?

Heck yes! But I wouldnt use it.

 

5. I ask what it was that first attracted you to me. What is your answer?

Your hilariousness.

 

6. What kind of cigarettes would we smoke?

Cancer free cigarettes?

 

7. Have you ever used a turkey baster as a beer bong?

Not that I know of.

 

8. Have you been to North Carolina?

No ...

 

9. Choose: George Harrison or John Lennon?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ill let you choose!

 

10. Are those black bits in bananas tarantula's eggs?

Probably.

 

 

I'm sorry, Nicka. :no:

 

You just aren't enough like Hollis. :tears:

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1. What are my middle names?

isn't one of them Adeleide?

i seem to recall that somehow..

your confirmation name?

 

2. If I called you from McDonalds, wanting to ramble on about the rude person I just ran into, would you listen? Or let it turn over to voicemail?

of course i would listen, unless my phone was dead. then you'd have to leave a message.

 

3. If I stopped wearing underwear, what would you do?

well, i'd buy you a pair and have them soldered on. XD

 

4. If your teacup got smashed, and I glued it back together crappily, would you still appreciate it?

yes, because YOU did it for me. :)

 

5. I ask what it was that first attracted you to me. What is your answer?

your wit and cunning. :D

 

6. What kind of cigarettes would we smoke?

Marlboro, of course!

 

7. Have you ever used a turkey baster as a beer bong?

can't say that i have!

 

8. Have you been to North Carolina?

i have flown over it.

 

9. Choose: George Harrison or John Lennon?

hmm...

well, i know how you love Georgie, so if it came up in conversation, i'd say George.

 

10. Are those black bits in bananas tarantula's eggs?

ewww.

i sure as heck hope not!

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1. What are my middle names?

isn't one of them Adeleide?

i seem to recall that somehow..

your confirmation name?

 

2. If I called you from McDonalds, wanting to ramble on about the rude person I just ran into, would you listen? Or let it turn over to voicemail?

of course i would listen, unless my phone was dead. then you'd have to leave a message.

 

3. If I stopped wearing underwear, what would you do?

well, i'd buy you a pair and have them soldered on. XD

 

4. If your teacup got smashed, and I glued it back together crappily, would you still appreciate it?

yes, because YOU did it for me. :)

 

5. I ask what it was that first attracted you to me. What is your answer?

your wit and cunning. :D

 

6. What kind of cigarettes would we smoke?

Marlboro, of course!

 

7. Have you ever used a turkey baster as a beer bong?

can't say that i have!

 

8. Have you been to North Carolina?

i have flown over it.

 

9. Choose: George Harrison or John Lennon?

hmm...

well, i know how you love Georgie, so if it came up in conversation, i'd say George.

 

10. Are those black bits in bananas tarantula's eggs?

ewww.

i sure as heck hope not!

 

You're very close. :tears:

If Hollis doesn't come back in 10 minutes, you can be my new, TEMPORARY MFC BFF.

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