Sarah_loves_mika Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 pfff...ingnorant peoplehave they never heard of the hunchbacked elf of notre dame or the 10ft basketball playin elf? perverted brit schools To be honest, it's elf discrimination and uncalled for. If Santa only wants size zero elves thats fine by me, so this year i'll be getting my presents sent by parcel force! you mean 6th i hope - or are you 'optically darker' oh yeah, well i did edit the post, i counted....... and realised i already had 5.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 ha ha christmas themed BDSM 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse; The paddles were hung in the cupboard with care, In hopes that her bottom soon would be bare; The children were nestled at grandma's in bed, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her nightie, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long discipline chat, .........it goes on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even my spouse; The paddles were hung in the cupboard with care, In hopes that her bottom soon would be bare; The children were nestled at grandma's in bed, While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her nightie, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long discipline chat, .........it goes on Slave bells ring, are you listening? Through the pain, their eyes are glistening. A beautiful sight, We’re happy tonight Walking in a whipping wonderland.. I really should shut up now - there are children around. Now look what you made me do sarah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 anyway got to go on the school run - back in about half an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 It comes to something when even McDonalds makes you think of the MFC: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanessa Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 yeah - we get all of our resources from romania What ? You're mad !!! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 What ?You're mad !!! :roftl: it has been suggested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 *looks around the corner* Everything still nice here?? No need of closing threads or deleting posts or something??.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 *looks around the corner* Everything still nice here?? No need of closing threads or deleting posts or something??.. aside from the christmas themed bdsm earlier - nope, alls well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 aside from the christmas themed bdsm earlier - nope, alls well Yeah.. I read that.. Oh.. wait.. that wasn't funny.. that was almost unacceptable.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 Yeah.. I read that.. Oh.. wait.. that wasn't funny.. that was almost unacceptable.. almost caught you out there - but your getting better soon, maybe, if your really good, you might behave like a real mod im kidding - love you really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 almost caught you out there - but your getting bettersoon, maybe, if your really good, you might behave like a real mod im kidding - love you really. I love you too really.. And I am a real mod.. just ask deb or Nico or Happikali or Freddie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 I love you too really.. And I am a real mod.. just ask deb or Nico or Happikali or Freddie.. ofcourse you are *pats gently on the head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 ofcourse you are *pats gently on the head* :biggrin2: Well.. what were you talking about?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 :biggrin2: Well.. what were you talking about?? innocent things such as ribbons, daisies, and butterflies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_loves_mika Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Jingle bells.. jingle belles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 Jingle bells.. jingle belles.... i believe it was winter wonderland - but i will let you off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_loves_mika Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 i believe it was winter wonderland - but i will let you off! Frostyyyyyyy the snowwwwwwmaaaaaan!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 Frostyyyyyyy the snowwwwwwmaaaaaan!!!!!! wrong thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_loves_mika Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 There's always time for christmas carals you know.................... So what is this thread for then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 There's always time for christmas carals you know.................... So what is this thread for then? being random, sacrastic, pointless and cruel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcdeb Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 being random, sacrastic, pointless and cruel? So you think this forum has a NEED for more randomness, sarcasm, pointlessness and cruelty, do you? Verrrrrrry interrrrresting... as Freud would say... dcdeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted October 29, 2007 Author Share Posted October 29, 2007 So you think this forum has a NEED for more randomness,sarcasm, pointlessness and cruelty, do you? Verrrrrrry interrrrresting... as Freud would say... dcdeb no i figured it would be more fitting to condense it all under one roof with my name attatched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted November 9, 2007 Author Share Posted November 9, 2007 Since i have a thread for this - i cant get told off for announcing the following to everyone instead of telling everyone who i am talking to and PMing personally, but: I shall be right back, i am going to go to the toilet, post a letter, make a cup of tea and set the dvd player to record something. Possibly not in that order. Back soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkunicorn123 Posted November 30, 2007 Author Share Posted November 30, 2007 Sarah im so so so sorry! My local newspaper came today (Due yesterday) saying that Lewis Hamilton will be in waterstones signing copies of his book this Friday (Today)! I thought it was Thursday for about 5 seconds and jumped up say 'I HAVE to get sarah one!'. All alerts form waterstones went into my junk mail. I was 3mins away from him all day and didnt know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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