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LMAOLMAOLMAO.

 

To be perfectly honest though (and we all know that perfect honesty is my specialty) you're pretty thin. So boobs my size might make you tip over.:thumb_yello:

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*studio audience "Awws"*

*hangs head*

You know it's a bad thing when a man who goes on hunger strikes is bigger than you.

 

studio audience?

 

i don't think they like me much after they "drowned" on the boat when O.J. was after us. :naughty:

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LMAOLMAOLMAO.

 

To be perfectly honest though (and we all know that perfect honesty is my specialty) you're pretty thin. So boobs my size might make you tip over.:thumb_yello:

:lmfao:

I know! I wouldn't want abnormally large breasts for my size. Just a little something would be nice!:sneaky2:

Nah, I don't really care though. Less of a hassle for me. I WIN!

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If by "drowned" you mean "pushed over by a selfish little Mormon girl I know" then I doubt they like you very much at all.:sneaky2:

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If by "drowned" you mean "pushed over by a selfish little Mormon girl I know" then I doubt they like you very much at all.:sneaky2:

 

:sneaky2:

 

must you always bring my religion into it, you pushy, arrogant, snobby, overly rude CATHOLIC girl?!?!

 

 

 

 

loooooooooove you!

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:sneaky2:

 

must you always bring my religion into it, you pushy, arrogant, snobby, overly rude CATHOLIC girl?!?!

 

 

 

 

loooooooooove you!

 

:shocked:

 

GOD IS CATHOLIC.

 

Oh yea, I said it.

 

Iloveyouandihopepeopleknowwe'rekidding.

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Have you had to change shirts during the day because you have too much boobsweat?

 

I win.

 

:blink: Eeeeew. :naughty:

:lmfao: Jess you might look like this:

 

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ROFLLLLL SHE HAS TO LEAN AGAINST A TREE.:roftl::naughty:

 

:lmfao: Now that's just ridiculous!

I hate when you see people with boob jobs bigger than my room.

 

 

GOD IS CATHOLIC.

 

Oh yea, I said it.

 

Iloveyouandihopepeopleknowwe'rekidding.

 

Yes, yes I am.

 

*will be going to hell*

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Catholics were the first Christians. Therefore, the BETTER Christians.

 

And why don't you stop putting all your shizz in lemon chiffon?! Then again, it's only the cowardly behavior I could expect from a multiple-wived, no-soda-swigging, MORMON.

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Catholics were the first Christians. Therefore, the BETTER Christians.

 

And why don't you stop putting all your shizz in lemon chiffon?! Then again, it's only the cowardly behavior I could expect from a multiple-wived, no-soda-swigging, MORMON.

 

ouch.

 

totally leaving this if-you-aren't-catholic-then-go-die thread. :tears:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:blink: Eeeeew. :naughty:

 

 

:lmfao: Now that's just ridiculous!

I hate when you see people with boob jobs bigger than my room.

 

 

 

Yes, yes I am.

 

*will be going to hell*

 

hahahaha this is a really interesting conversation to lurk around:roftl:

 

oooo my dad had this patient (dad is a plastic surgeon) who wanted g implants and she is really thin and my dad was talking to his secretary on the cell phone which was on speaker becuase he was driving about it and he asked the secretary is she some sort of exotic danser and she said worse escort!:naughty:

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ROFL Aimee!

 

Escort. When I was little, I wanted to be an escort. But I thought it meant just being a paid date to guys who would take you to fancy parties.

 

Then I realized what escorts really were, and I was like "Oh... well, I like animals... maybe I'll be a vet!"

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hahahaha this is a really interesting conversation to lurk around:roftl:

 

oooo my dad had this patient (dad is a plastic surgeon) who wanted g implants and she is really thin and my dad was talking to his secretary on the cell phone which was on speaker becuase he was driving about it and he asked the secretary is she some sort of exotic danser and she said worse escort!:naughty:

 

:roftl:

ROFL Aimee!

 

Escort. When I was little' date=' I wanted to be an escort. But I thought it meant just being a paid date to guys who would take you to fancy parties.

 

Then I realized what escorts really were, and I was like "Oh... well, I like animals... maybe I'll be a vet!"[/quote']

:lmfao:!

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ROFL Aimee!

 

Escort. When I was little, I wanted to be an escort. But I thought it meant just being a paid date to guys who would take you to fancy parties.

 

Then I realized what escorts really were, and I was like "Oh... well, I like animals... maybe I'll be a vet!"

 

hahahahaha ur parents must have had a sigh of relief when they saw u decided to change ur career path:roftl:

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