Hollis and Sarie's Thread of Randomness - Part 2!

[Finkster]

sorry, i can't accept literature from SATAN.

 

xD

[Finkster]

At my school, we have an escort service. It's actually when cops come and escort you back to your dorm if you are out at night, but it's called the "Escort Service."

I'm not exactly sure what an escort is, but I'm using my imagination.

[I <3 MIKA!!!]

At my school, we have an escort service. It's actually when cops come and escort you back to your dorm if you are out at night, but it's called the "Escort Service."

 

hahahaha i am sure the cops make use of the escort service and enjoy it very much! :roftl:

[Guest]

sorry, i can't accept literature from SATAN.

LMAOMLAOMLMAOLMAOLMAOMLAOMALOMALMOMAOA!!!

 

I'm gonna throw up from laughing!

 

I'm not exactly sure what an escort is, but I'm using my imagination.

*whispers in Jess' ear* fancy prostitute.

 

At my school, we have an escort service. It's actually when cops come and escort you back to your dorm if you are out at night, but it's called the "Escort Service."

 

They had some bogus version of that at my old job. You could call the "mall cops" from the mall next door, and they'd escort you to your car if it was dark and you were afraid. Well for starters, they were in their 80s. I think I'd most likely be the one protecting THEM. And secondly, the mall closed at like 9. And I didn't get out of work until 10:30, so there was really no point. But they hung a big sign on the vending machine in the breakroom.

[heineken22]

LMAOMLAOMLMAOLMAOLMAOMLAOMALOMALMOMAOA!!!

 

I'm gonna throw up from laughing!

 

They had some bogus version of that at my old job. You could call the "mall cops" from the mall next door, and they'd escort you to your car if it was dark and you were afraid. Well for starters, they were in their 80s. I think I'd most likely be the one protecting THEM. And secondly, the mall closed at like 9. And I didn't get out of work until 10:30, so there was really no point. But they hung a big sign on the vending machine in the breakroom.

 

well, if the shoe fits, wear it.

 

 

ahahahahhaahah.

 

mall cops.

 

 

those are like the public saftey where my sister lives.

they pretend to be cops and give people tickets for no apparant reasons.

and they ride around in little carts.

[Finkster]

Does anybody mind if I rant?

Because I have a lot on my chest and I need a gooooood rant.

 

*blasts My Interpretation on repeat*

[heineken22]

Does anybody mind if I rant?

Because I have a lot on my chest and I need a gooooood rant.

 

*blasts My Interpretation on repeat*

 

proceed, darling.

[I <3 MIKA!!!]

Does anybody mind if I rant?

Because I have a lot on my chest and I need a gooooood rant.

 

*blasts My Interpretation on repeat*

 

rant-away:bleh:

[Guest]

Alot on your chest?

 

EVEN WHEN WE'RE TRYING TO BE RANDOM, we're slightly on-topic.

[heineken22]

Alot on your chest?

 

EVEN WHEN WE'RE TRYING TO BE RANDOM, we're slightly on-topic.

you nerd pouch.

[Guest]

you nerd pouch.

 

SPEAKING OF POUCHES, I'm almost out of Kool-Aid Jammersssss!

[Guest]

[heineken22]

SPEAKING OF POUCHES, I'm almost out of Kool-Aid Jammersssss!

 

I haven't had Kool-Aid in so long. XD

[Guest]

Well you aren't getting any of mine.

[heineken22]

fine. I don't want any anyways.

 

besides, I have FRUIT BY THE FOOT, so neneeneneneenh!

[Finkster]

Mike is totally getting on my nerves. I've never disliked somebody so much than I do him right now, and I hate it. I hate feeling so negative.

Because of him my best friends hate me. Why? Because Mike has to run around like a fourteen year old girl and tell everyone every little thing I do or say. Were they the ones who went out with him? No, so they have no right to be mad at me! I let him down easy! I could've said something way worse to him.

And he keeps trying to make me feel guilty. First with the threats of suicide, then by telling me all the "special things" he had planned for me but "I'm not saying this to make you feel guilty." I'm not stupid, I know you are, and it's not working. Then he sits there telling me how miserable he is and how much he wants to die. Blah blah blah. I'm sick of it. And he said that nobody could help him. So I tell him what I'm thinking, I say, "Yea, only you can help yourself. And to do this, you have to make an effort to make a change. And I'm sorry, this might sound cruel, but first you have to get out of the pity parade."

Then he asks, "What happened to you? Now whenever I talk to you you're a total b**** to me."

Then he just says things like, "I don't understand you. I'm trying to understand you but every time I think I have it figured out, you mess me up."

something silly like that. Sorry..I don't like being analyzed. Especially by him.

 

And now he's acting all dramatic on me and completely idiotic. He put this folded paper heart that I gave him as a gift back in my locker. I found it today and it just got me annoyed more than anything.

-How did he get it in my locker?

-Why didn't he just throw it away once I broke up with him?

-This is totally another attempt to make me feel guilty. You don't just leave something in my locker for no reason.

 

And he just texted me asking if I got it. Obviously he wanted to hear a response about it, so I'm stubborn and will not let him have the satisfaction of knowing that I did indeed find it. Even if I did tear it up and throw it away.

 

Now..I conclude this rant with why I dedicate My Interpretation to him

-He talks about life (how horrible his is)

-He talks about death

-He talks about me, and him, and everything we do like it's something that needs repeating to all of my friends

-He can make it my fault

-He LOST the game

-He can point the finger, place the blame, and curse me up and down, DOESN'T MATTER NOW

Cause I really don't care if I ever talk to him about. This is not about my emotions (Like he swears)

I don't need a reason not to care what he says, or what happens in the end

Because this is my interpretation, I don't need him analyzing it, and it don't make sense.

 

 

AND HE'S STILL TEXTING ME CALLING ME CUTE!

I wish he'd leave me alone.

And I wish my friends would show they cared about me for once. And not someone they met a year ago vs. someone they've known since kindergarten. Especially since they still haven't heard my side.

Sorry.

[Finkster]

Alot on your chest?

 

EVEN WHEN WE'RE TRYING TO BE RANDOM, we're slightly on-topic.

Meanie head!

[Guest]

Tell him you used to be a man.

[Finkster]

Tell him you used to be a man.

 

I swear...this kid would STILL obsess over me.

[Guest]

I swear...this kid would STILL obsess over me.

 

Then.... tell him you used to be a WOMAN who used to be a man...

 

.............*struggles to find something funny to say*

[heineken22]

Mike is totally getting on my nerves. I've never disliked somebody so much than I do him right now, and I hate it. I hate feeling so negative.

Because of him my best friends hate me. Why? Because Mike has to run around like a fourteen year old girl and tell everyone every little thing I do or say. Were they the ones who went out with him? No, so they have no right to be mad at me! I let him down easy! I could've said something way worse to him.

And he keeps trying to make me feel guilty. First with the threats of suicide, then by telling me all the "special things" he had planned for me but "I'm not saying this to make you feel guilty." I'm not stupid, I know you are, and it's not working. Then he sits there telling me how miserable he is and how much he wants to die. Blah blah blah. I'm sick of it. And he said that nobody could help him. So I tell him what I'm thinking, I say, "Yea, only you can help yourself. And to do this, you have to make an effort to make a change. And I'm sorry, this might sound cruel, but first you have to get out of the pity parade."

Then he asks, "What happened to you? Now whenever I talk to you you're a total b**** to me."

Then he just says things like, "I don't understand you. I'm trying to understand you but every time I think I have it figured out, you mess me up."

something silly like that. Sorry..I don't like being analyzed. Especially by him.

 

And now he's acting all dramatic on me and completely idiotic. He put this folded paper heart that I gave him as a gift back in my locker. I found it today and it just got me annoyed more than anything.

-How did he get it in my locker?

-Why didn't he just throw it away once I broke up with him?

-This is totally another attempt to make me feel guilty. You don't just leave something in my locker for no reason.

 

And he just texted me asking if I got it. Obviously he wanted to hear a response about it, so I'm stubborn and will not let him have the satisfaction of knowing that I did indeed find it. Even if I did tear it up and throw it away.

 

Now..I conclude this rant with why I dedicate My Interpretation to him

-He talks about life (how horrible his is)

-He talks about death

-He talks about me, and him, and everything we do like it's something that needs repeating to all of my friends

-He can make it my fault

-He LOST the game

-He can point the finger, place the blame, and curse me up and down, DOESN'T MATTER NOW

Cause I really don't care if I ever talk to him about. This is not about my emotions (Like he swears)

I don't need a reason not to care what he says, or what happens in the end

Because this is my interpretation, I don't need him analyzing it, and it don't make sense.

 

 

AND HE'S STILL TEXTING ME CALLING ME CUTE!

I wish he'd leave me alone.

And I wish my friends would show they cared about me for once. And not someone they met a year ago vs. someone they've known since kindergarten. Especially since they still haven't heard my side.

Sorry.

:shocked:

 

WHAT THE HECK?!?!!

 

I cannot believe this kid.

seriously.

 

You know what really pisses me off, is the fact that your friends are taking HIS side in this.

 

They need to be there for YOU, and take consideration about what you're feeling in all of this. it's making you stressed and super annoyed, and yet all they see is Mike being a baby about everything.

 

Boo freaking hoo Mike. (damn, I typed Mika first)

If she doesn't want to go out with you--then what makes you think annoying her to death is going to change it?

 

And just for the record, being childish like that isn't going to get you pity.

it just makes you seem pathetic.

 

asfjasfjaslfjaslfjasfjkl asdflkjsadfkjsadfklsadfkldsa that makes me maaad.

[Finkster]

Then.... tell him you used to be a WOMAN who used to be a man...

 

.............*struggles to find something funny to say*

 

The man thing really did make me laugh. Then he texted me and I just got annoyed again.

:shocked:

 

WHAT THE HECK?!?!!

 

I cannot believe this kid.

seriously.

 

You know what really pisses me off, is the fact that your friends are taking HIS side in this.

 

They need to be there for YOU, and take consideration about what you're feeling in all of this. it's making you stressed and super annoyed, and yet all they see is Mike being a baby about everything.

 

Boo freaking hoo Mike. (damn, I typed Mika first)

If she doesn't want to go out with you--then what makes you think annoying her to death is going to change it?

 

And just for the record, being childish like that isn't going to get you pity.

it just makes you seem pathetic.

 

asfjasfjaslfjaslfjasfjkl asdflkjsadfkjsadfklsadfkldsa that makes me maaad.

 

THANK YOU! He just sounds pathetic!!

 

I'm not asking my friends to choose sides, but it would be nice if they would just remain neutral and not ignore me and give me dirty looks every time I talk.

They all need to grow up.

That's it, I'm moving to Idaho. You and I could just admire Kelton.

[Guest]

I'd ask my friends to choose sides!

 

Maybe that's why people get frustrated with me so much... I don't do the whole "Let's be friends..." thing, or the whole "I'm not asking you to choose sides" bit.

 

I want people to choose MY side! If you're my friend, that's pretty much in your job description! I mean... I'd be insulted if someone didn't let me do MY job and tell them when a shirt was really ugly!

[mandilambi]

Mike is totally getting on my nerves. I've never disliked somebody so much than I do him right now, and I hate it. I hate feeling so negative.

Because of him my best friends hate me. Why? Because Mike has to run around like a fourteen year old girl and tell everyone every little thing I do or say. Were they the ones who went out with him? No, so they have no right to be mad at me! I let him down easy! I could've said something way worse to him.

And he keeps trying to make me feel guilty. First with the threats of suicide, then by telling me all the "special things" he had planned for me but "I'm not saying this to make you feel guilty." I'm not stupid, I know you are, and it's not working. Then he sits there telling me how miserable he is and how much he wants to die. Blah blah blah. I'm sick of it. And he said that nobody could help him. So I tell him what I'm thinking, I say, "Yea, only you can help yourself. And to do this, you have to make an effort to make a change. And I'm sorry, this might sound cruel, but first you have to get out of the pity parade."

Then he asks, "What happened to you? Now whenever I talk to you you're a total b**** to me."

Then he just says things like, "I don't understand you. I'm trying to understand you but every time I think I have it figured out, you mess me up."

something silly like that. Sorry..I don't like being analyzed. Especially by him.

 

And now he's acting all dramatic on me and completely idiotic. He put this folded paper heart that I gave him as a gift back in my locker. I found it today and it just got me annoyed more than anything.

-How did he get it in my locker?

-Why didn't he just throw it away once I broke up with him?

-This is totally another attempt to make me feel guilty. You don't just leave something in my locker for no reason.

 

And he just texted me asking if I got it. Obviously he wanted to hear a response about it, so I'm stubborn and will not let him have the satisfaction of knowing that I did indeed find it. Even if I did tear it up and throw it away.

 

Now..I conclude this rant with why I dedicate My Interpretation to him

-He talks about life (how horrible his is)

-He talks about death

-He talks about me, and him, and everything we do like it's something that needs repeating to all of my friends

-He can make it my fault

-He LOST the game

-He can point the finger, place the blame, and curse me up and down, DOESN'T MATTER NOW

Cause I really don't care if I ever talk to him about. This is not about my emotions (Like he swears)

I don't need a reason not to care what he says, or what happens in the end

Because this is my interpretation, I don't need him analyzing it, and it don't make sense.

 

 

AND HE'S STILL TEXTING ME CALLING ME CUTE!

I wish he'd leave me alone.

And I wish my friends would show they cared about me for once. And not someone they met a year ago vs. someone they've known since kindergarten. Especially since they still haven't heard my side.

Sorry.

 

 

Wow, girl, he's got it bad. I can relate with you on so many levels. I once had a guy fall for me and we never even met. It was very frustrating. I just hope Mike doesn't start writing songs about you....

 

Hope everything gets better soon though...I have been there and I know how frustrating it can be.

[Guest]

Well I must go. I have a doctor appointment in the morning, then I take my driving permit test, then my mom wants me to go to Stations of the Cross with her.

 

Goodnight!