backflip_76 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Here's a little bit of it, they end up making fun of her for a few minutes. I'll go find a longer version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghi6TflbAAI ROFLLLLLLLLLL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Go to about... 3:44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 PS, you have to go hear for the answers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 She was accused of stealing only one sock from her neighbor's clothes line. LMFAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Now you know why I said 'yes' when he asked for my sweet hand in marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backflip_76 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 That was so freaking funny. The dog died of a bowel catastrophe because it was kicked in the stomach by a wooden foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I made my mom watch it back in January. She quotes it alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I just found these: In a remote South African gold mine, a miner was setting dynamite to blast a seam when it exploded taking one of his legs clean off. As he was stretchered out, he was heard to sob "What will happen to me? I have a family to look after, we are very poor...who's ever going to want a one legged gold digger?" then his mobile phone rings..."Hello? Who? Oh, Sir Paul...what an honour..." Did you hear that Paul's giving Heather her own plane as part of their divorce settlement? She still has to shave the other leg herself though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible. "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Oh. Part 2. I was wondering why the other one wasn't at the top of the subscription list anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 A poem by Sir Paul McCartney: I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heineken22 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 A poem by Sir Paul McCartney:I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river wtf?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 A poem by Sir Paul McCartney:I lay upon a grassy bank My hands were all a quiver I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river Oh, that's evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heineken22 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 sarie, you are my new hero. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I know. I should basically have my own fanclub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heineken22 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 hmm... interesting. i should start it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I was kidding. But whatever floats your boat. Someone asked me the other day if I thought I was "perfect or something?" and I said "Well I'm pretty damn close, so...." Then I got yelled at for being "conceited", even though I was just being sarcastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I was kidding. But whatever floats your boat.Someone asked me the other day if I thought I was "perfect or something?" and I said "Well I'm pretty damn close, so...." Then I got yelled at for being "conceited", even though I was just being sarcastic. You know what I HATE? People who don't appreciate sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heineken22 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 I was kidding. But whatever floats your boat.Someone asked me the other day if I thought I was "perfect or something?" and I said "Well I'm pretty damn close, so...." Then I got yelled at for being "conceited", even though I was just being sarcastic. oh you know i'm kidding, foo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 You know what I HATE?People who don't appreciate sarcasm. *nods in agreement* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heineken22 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 *nods in agreement* because we all know Sarie is just SOOOOO perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartmika Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 *nods in agreement* sarcasism and me go HAND IN HAND. ***random thought: GET TO KNOW ME! i'm the best thing since sliced bread ...and i want to get to know more MFC people *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 sarcasism and me go HAND IN HAND. ***random thought: GET TO KNOW ME! i'm the best thing since sliced bread ...and i want to get to know more MFC people *** Hello! I'm Sarie. It's rhymes with 'berry'. I live in Pennsylvania, I'm engaged to a man named Noel, and my dog keeps pestering me to take her outside so she can bark at the shadows on the driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartmika Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Hello!I'm Sarie. It's rhymes with 'berry'. I live in Pennsylvania, I'm engaged to a man named Noel, and my dog keeps pestering me to take her outside so she can bark at the shadows on the driveway. you all are going to get to know me right now! my name is taylor, girl, and i am 16yrs old. i live in Iowa, bleh. i can be pretty random and i'm very outspoken. i don't try to be rude, most of the time, but i say what is on my mind (both a bad and good quality) i have a dog(dachshund aka:wiener dog) and 3 cats. i love music. i love to sing as well lol. my favorite color is orange, for some reason the bright colors attract me... hmm i wonder why mika attracted me... lol. i have a thing for blue eyes on guys. i like things in odd numbers, for some reason i HATE even numbers. its wierd, i know. my favorite singer/songwriter is jason mraz (sorry mika isn't my number one) i like to find new artists and listen to them. i would say that i'm a pretty 'good' girl don't do too much wrong. let's see... what else could i say... oh! i really like to learn and speak french. soo... if there are any frenchies in here go ahead and talk to me! lol. you can always add me on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/taytay391) or msn (taytay13579@hotmail.com) i'm a pretty social person. ok. intro done. any questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 you all are going to get to know me right now! my name is taylor, girl, and i am 16yrs old. i live in Iowa, bleh. i can be pretty random and i'm very outspoken. i don't try to be rude, most of the time, but i say what is on my mind (both a bad and good quality) i have a dog(dachshund aka:wiener dog) and 3 cats. i love music. i love to sing as well lol. my favorite color is orange, for some reason the bright colors attract me... hmm i wonder why mika attracted me... lol. i have a thing for blue eyes on guys. i like things in odd numbers, for some reason i HATE even numbers. its wierd, i know. my favorite singer/songwriter is jason mraz (sorry mika isn't my number one) i like to find new artists and listen to them. i would say that i'm a pretty 'good' girl don't do too much wrong. let's see... what else could i say... oh! i really like to learn and speak french. soo... if there are any frenchies in here go ahead and talk to me! lol. you can always add me on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/taytay391) or msn (taytay13579@hotmail.com) i'm a pretty social person. ok. intro done. any questions? Questions? Oh yeah, are you single? (jk.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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