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Hollis and Sarie's Thread of Randomness - Part 2!


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No, you luuurve me. :naughty:

Well you've already had a concert! This is my concert virginity here! (What a night to lose it :das:)

 

hahaha!

hmm i remember my concert like it was a week ago... wait a minute, it was a week ago!!! ;) but yes.....i'm kinda depressed :/

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you've never been to a concert?

 

well, yes, that is an awesome time for losing it!!! :roftl:

 

aaaaaaagh, i hate this, i want MORE!

 

Well, not a Mika one. I saw Roger Waters last year.

 

And no, it's a seated venue...so no squeezing my way up (which I am quite good at, incidentally :bleh: )

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Well, not a Mika one. I saw Roger Waters last year.

 

And no, it's a seated venue...so no squeezing my way up (which I am quite good at, incidentally :bleh: )

 

dernsky. well at least you get to see hiM!! :D

 

ugh i'm tired.. its 12.30AM and i have school tomorrow..

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I just found these:

 

In a remote South African gold mine, a miner was setting dynamite to blast a seam when it exploded taking one of his legs clean off. As he was stretchered out, he was heard to sob "What will happen to me? I have a family to look after, we are very poor...who's ever going to want a one legged gold digger?" then his mobile phone rings..."Hello? Who? Oh, Sir Paul...what an honour..."

 

Did you hear that Paul's giving Heather her own plane as part of their divorce settlement? She still has to shave the other leg herself though.

 

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his

wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

 

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has

been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have

no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

 

She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil

as possible.

 

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she

will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out

on a relationship like this"

 

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the

marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing

a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and

subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it

is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on

 

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have

been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get

her leg over".

 

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the

cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get

home at night and find her legless"

 

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present

that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg

for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a

plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg.

 

A poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

 

That just made my day. :lmao:

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I bought the Help cd today. And Ringo's Postcards from the Boys came in the mail yesterday. I have a disease. At least that's what my mom would say.

 

:tears: Momma Hollis picking on you?

Momma Sarie let me sleep most of the day because of my cramps.:wub2:

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I woke up at around... 9:30, then I fell asleep at about 1:30 and woke up about 3. So I only got math and science done as far as schoolwork goes. But I should probably go do the rest now.

 

I'm so excited. My friend and I are going to Hershey to go shopping next weekend. It's only about... like, two hours away, but still. S'gonna be fun.:wink2:

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I had class at 8am, but other than that, I've basically done nothing today. I'm so lazy. I should study, especially since I have to work in the anatomy lab tonight. Ugh.

 

And Hershey? That will be fun! Does it really smell like chocolate there? There was a guy in my class last year from Hershey, and he said it did.

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I haven't been to Hershey in a long time. It sort of smells like milk, if I remember correctly. My old neighbor used to own a farm, too, and he sent all the milk from his cows to Hershey for the chocolate. Then when they paid him, they always gave him a big box of chocolate as a gift.

 

Everyone's mad though, because it's a pretty big employer around here (obviously), and they're sending everything overseas. I think it's all going to be made in Europe now, and my mom's like... boycotting it and stuff. Which means I have to boycott and switch over to Nestlé. :sad:

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