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youhou !!! i'm in Martinique !!!!! :biggrin2: :biggrin2:

 

making a movie with big boobs scarlet... could be the reason why ! especially big boobs scarlet johanson corseted :naughty: they gotta live :blink:

 

Wanna know something funny? That's actually one of the historical inconsistencies that bothers me most!!

 

The book makes it clear (and historical documents back it up) that Henry XIII specifically preferred small-breasted ladies, and in fact having small breasts was the fashion and the ideal of beauty at the time. Moreover, Henry felt so strongly about this, that he refused to consummate his marriage with Anne of Cleves because she had large breasts and he thought they were disgusting! (Historians speculate that it may also have been her complexion that put him off, but most of the quotes we have of his distaste for her concern her "slack" breasts.)

 

Anyway, because of this, each time I see a screenshot of Scarlett in that corset with her boobs all pushed out, I get irritated at the inaccuracy of it. The bodices of the time in general were not supposed to emphasize the breasts but rather press them down into a smooth flat line all the way down the torso:

 

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http://www.nehelenia-designs.com/Ye_Olde_Online_Shoppe/Renaissance/Tudor/MARYTUDOR2.JPG

 

Sorry, I bet no one else cares. :bleh: But I'm the girl who couldn't finish watching Elizabeth because the inaccuracy of the ruff styles bugged me.

 

--Jack

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I don't actually remember the movie "emphasizing" her that much...:naughty:

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Oh, well that's good. It looked a lot more bosomy in the promo material.

 

Although the color coding and weird shinyness also still annoys me. It looks nice, but like... a glossy casino version of the clothes. Yes, I am a pedant! :naughty:

 

--Jack

 

P.S. If it helps it's not that I was like "the ruffs are wrong! I cannot watch the film!" but that I couldn't tell whether the precise type of ruffs that were shown were appropriate to the time period, or, as was my suspicion, would not have come into style till 5 years later. Trying to figure out if the ruffs used starch or boning was the thing that eventually made me grow too distracted to finish watching the movie. If I could have reliably determined "oh yes, they're accurate" or "nope, that technique of making them was not yet invented," I'd not have been half so bothered.

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P.S. If it helps it's not that I was like "the ruffs are wrong! I cannot watch the film!" but that I couldn't tell whether the precise type of ruffs that were shown were appropriate to the time period, or, as was my suspicion, would not have come into style till 5 years later. Trying to figure out if the ruffs used starch or boning was the thing that eventually made me grow too distracted to finish watching the movie. If I could have reliably determined "oh yes, they're accurate" or "nope, that technique of making them was not yet invented," I'd not have been half so bothered.

 

Oh, I see! Hehe. Yes, that makes sense. Do you specialise in history/fashion/historical fashion, or do you just know a lot about it?

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Oh, I see! Hehe. Yes, that makes sense. Do you specialise in history/fashion/historical fashion, or do you just know a lot about it?

 

I'm glad you don't think I'm insane. :blush-anim-cl: The fact that it was also literally a question of only 5 years was what made it so hard to figure out! I couldn't be sure about my own timing.

 

Nope, I study 19th c. literature, not 16th c. fashion. :naughty: I just get curious about random things, and then I do a bunch of research on them. So I end up being a sort of jack-of-all-trades (master of none :wink2:) wherein I know a little bit of info about a whole bunch of unrelated stuff.

 

--Jack

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I'm glad you don't think I'm insane. :blush-anim-cl: The fact that it was also literally a question of only 5 years was what made it so hard to figure out! I couldn't be sure about my own timing.

 

Nope, I study 19th c. literature, not 16th c. fashion. :naughty: I just get curious about random things, and then I do a bunch of research on them. So I end up being a sort of jack-of-all-trades (master of none :wink2:) wherein I know a little bit of info about a whole bunch of unrelated stuff.

 

--Jack

No, I'm the same in some cases. I'll be trying to think of/remember something, and I won't be able to do anything until I figure out what it is. I also have a head full of little bits of trivia...not much else, sadly...:roftl:

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I don't actually remember the movie "emphasizing" her that much...:naughty:

boleyngirl4L_468x306.jpg

 

well... i haven't seen the movie and barely watched the posters, i talked without knowing, but everytime i see her face, i think of her boobs :naughty: must be because that's what everybody is talking about when talking about her... and i don't like her much, i think she looks stupid... only my opinion, though, but that prevents me from watching any movie she's in cause i'll spend the time of the movie pesting about how she looks stupid :roftl: ...

 

P.S. If it helps it's not that I was like "the ruffs are wrong! I cannot watch the film!" but that I couldn't tell whether the precise type of ruffs that were shown were appropriate to the time period, or, as was my suspicion, would not have come into style till 5 years later. Trying to figure out if the ruffs used starch or boning was the thing that eventually made me grow too distracted to finish watching the movie. If I could have reliably determined "oh yes, they're accurate" or "nope, that technique of making them was not yet invented," I'd not have been half so bothered.

 

... which brings me to that : i watched once a French movie (the sequel of L'Auberge Espagnole, i don't remember its name... with the guy i don't remember the name of...) and the movie was not so bad... until the very last image (don't read if you wanna see it) where the guy was going to London and the girl was waiting for him just next to the Eurostar :blink: :blink: i mean really on the arrival platform !! NOOOOOOOOO !!!! it's NOT like that !! neither in Waterloo, neither in St Pancras !! it has NEVER been like that, you have a whole hall to go through before you reach your friends/family/etc. waiting for you... but for the sake of the love story, the girl was on the platform... you know what ?? i didn't like the movie because of that... it was all i could think about in the end ! i don't even remember the name of it... so you're not alone, jack...

 

Hey Yop! *waves*

How long are you vacationing in Martinique?

 

staying a bit more than 2 months, but only 10 days + the week ends of pure vacation, i start working full time at the hospital on june 30th :wink2:

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Les Poupées Russes with Romain Duris? are they the names you're looking for?

I saw it at the movie without having seen l'Auberge espagnole and i didn't like it at all. And nobody was able to tell me what happened in l'Auberge espagnole, which i've seen now and liked.

 

I know what you and Jack mean about not being able to watch the film cause it's the same for me but more for music. If i hate the singer, i can't really listen to the music and like it cause all i can think about is how much i don't like the person.

 

Yop you're so lucky to be in Martinique i'd love to go there! Will we see some pics? :blush-anim-cl:

Enjoy it! :kaf:

 

PS : about the Scarlett Johansson's boobs, it really struck me in the Nanny Diaries :shocked:

And on the pic above she looks really stupid i agree :roftl:

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well... i haven't seen the movie and barely watched the posters, i talked without knowing, but everytime i see her face, i think of her boobs :naughty: must be because that's what everybody is talking about when talking about her... and i don't like her much, i think she looks stupid... only my opinion, though, but that prevents me from watching any movie she's in cause i'll spend the time of the movie pesting about how she looks stupid :roftl: ...

 

 

Yeah, I'm like that, if I don't like an actor or actress, that can spoil the whole film for me. I can't help but focus on the things I don't like about them. Mostly I just don't watch stuff with them in, no matter what the reviews are like.

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Ive never posted in this thread before...:blush-anim-cl: does that make me a seed? what is this thread all about anyways :)as you can see I am a little bit afraid of posting in here :naughty: and am hiding under the bed with my laptop, and tiny text.

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Ive never posted in this thread before...:blush-anim-cl: does that make me a seed? what is this thread all about anyways :)as you can see I am a little bit afraid of posting in here :naughty: and am hiding under the bed with my laptop, and tiny text.

 

And I'm a little bit afraid of what Mika lovin' thing you might write!:naughty:

Well as you know, an apple seed is a Pip and we already have one of those.

I see you as just a bit of a fruit, myself.:ap_rosetinted:

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Ive never posted in this thread before...:blush-anim-cl: does that make me a seed? what is this thread all about anyways :)as you can see I am a little bit afraid of posting in here :naughty: and am hiding under the bed with my laptop, and tiny text.

 

Come on out! We won't bite!

 

(Unless you start posting topless photos of Mika)

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I saw you've invited the breast feeding sock puppet to join the apples. Guess I will officially leave already now then :doh:

 

Kata, you need to learn to embrace all forms of life! It may be fun.

Think!

You can find out many things!

Learn new skills!

Learn how to balance a bass guitar on one knee whilst breast feeding two hungry children!

 

Many many things!

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Kata, you need to learn to embrace all forms of life! It may be fun.

Think!

You can find out many things!

Learn new skills!

Learn how to balance a bass guitar on one knee whilst breast feeding two hungry children!

 

Many many things!

 

Sounds like a recipe for getting banned. :naughty:

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And I'm a little bit afraid of what Mika lovin' thing you might write!:naughty:

Well as you know, an apple seed is a Pip and we already have one of those.

I see you as just a bit of a fruit, myself.:ap_rosetinted:

:giveup:ok ok don't shoot me with rotten apple cores :bleh:

 

 

Oh thats not very useful, I used to sit the baby on the pot while breastfeeding to cut out the middle man :naughty: (sorry Bumblebee_vix :devil:)

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:giveup:ok ok don't shoot me with rotten apple cores :bleh:

 

 

Oh thats not very useful, I used to sit the baby on the pot while breastfeeding to cut out the middle man :naughty: (sorry Bumblebee_vix :devil:)

 

Wise words.

I hope our new recruit joins us soon, to read these time saving tips, which could enhance her life. (and leave more time for bass guitar playing)

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And I'm a little bit afraid of what Mika lovin' thing you might write!:naughty:

Well as you know, an apple seed is a Pip and we already have one of those.

I see you as just a bit of a fruit, myself.:ap_rosetinted:

 

erm, I lurrrve Mika cos he has a HUUUGE..............................................................................................

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TALENT !!! :mf_lustslow::mf_lustslow::mf_lustslow:

ps that must make me a COX 's Pippin :bleh:

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Wise words.

I hope our new recruit joins us soon, to read these time saving tips, which could enhance her life. (and leave more time for bass guitar playing)

 

 

Sorry...it's not actually a bass guitar (small technicality) :naughty:

 

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Kata, you need to learn to embrace all forms of life! It may be fun.

Think!

You can find out many things!

Learn new skills!

Learn how to balance a bass guitar on one knee whilst breast feeding two hungry children!

 

Many many things!

 

I don't have words :no::thumbdown:

 

The spirit of one positive MFC :puke:

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