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So does it mean the MFC is engaged?

 

Where's our ring?

 

 

No need for 3 months salary (the standard cost of a diamond) This will do... :naughty:

 

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well to be fair, I think we are having to wait so long because well we ALL know what builders are like and it's obvious that Mika's new place for the big MFC official-ness party isn't quite ready for us yet, maybe there aren't enough balloons or something :naughty:

 

Ach Sparkly, I love your optimism:naughty:

 

John: *sees Jerry's exploded computer: Jerry what the hell happened?

Jerry: I don't know, the MFC just kinda exploded on me.

John: I told you disable your PM's you idiot.

Jerry: How do I do that?!

John:...:shocked:...Jerry, do you know how to work a forum?

Jerry: Um...

John: Wait, hold on. You can sort out all the MFC official stuff -

Jerry: -well not exactly, it's been two months-

John: -and you can't handle a forum?!

Jerry:...can i tell you a secret?

John: sure.

Jerry:...I can't read.

John: what the-?! Then how are you doing the MFC official stuff?

Jerry: *looks down and twiddles thumbs* My mommy is doing it for me...

John: :doh:

 

*we see Jerry's mum by a table writing things by hand on a looooooong sheet of paper*

 

 

Caz, this seriously made my belly hurt from laughing so much.

Fecking hilarious!!

*still wiping tears of laughter*

No need for 3 months salary (the standard cost of a diamond) This will do... :naughty:

 

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Ahem. Kinda sturdy, no? :blink: I suppose it won't go missing easily...

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Always good to wake up to new and exciting MFC threads!

 

:newyear:

oh my! You're awake already?? Shows how late I'm staying tonight:naughty: . BS->maybe you can keep it going while europe sleeps then:punk:

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Caz, this seriously made my belly hurt from laughing so much.

Fecking hilarious!!

*still wiping tears of laughter*

 

glad you like my work lol xD

 

That's true.. I really don't get why everyone keeps posting the christmas smileys, am I missing out on something? :naughty:

 

it's the new :mf_rosetinted:

 

He's probably rich enough to buy a new one if that happens, and try posting again:mf_rosetinted:

 

John is walking into the office, blowing on his cup of tea but spills it all down him as he sees Jerry sitting by the desk, sparks flying out of the computer, and sees a clump of broken computers in the corner

 

John: JERRY! What the friggin hell is it this time?!?!?!

Jerry: *wails* I don't knooooow! I don't think the MFC like me...

John: *cocks an eyebrow*

Jerry: I don't know why....

 

John peers into another room where Jerry's mum is STILL working hard on the MFC officiality...

 

John: *rolls eyes*

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My Strongest Suit

 

In life one has to face a huge assortment

Of nauseating fads and good advice

There's health and fitness

Diet and deportment

 

And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter

Manners? Charm?

They're no way to impress

So forget the inner me , observe the outer

I am what I wear and how I dress

 

Oh now I believe in looking

Like my time on earth is cooking

Whether polka dotted

Striped or even checked

With some glamour guaranteeing

Every fibre of my being

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

 

 

From your cradle via trousseau

To your deathbed you're on view, so

Never compromise, accept no substitute

I would rather wear a barrel

Than conservative apparel

For my dress has always been

My strongest suit

Overwear

Underwear

Anytime

Anywhere

 

 

Staying in or hitting town wards

From the top and working downwards

I ensure that every stitch

Is stitched in time

 

Whether wig or hat or turban is stitched in time

Whether clad boudoir or urban

Not to strut your stuff

Outrageously's a crime

 

And the few who are invited

To my wardrobe are delighted

As they wander through my things

To find en route We're wandering through your things

 

Ooh negligee

That in negligee or formal Ooh anything but normal normal

I am anything but normal

Ooh ah

 

Oops sorry :blush-anim-cl: got carried away with non official boredom just then and had to break out into fabulous songs from musicals to wake me up :naughty:

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John is walking into the office, blowing on his cup of tea but spills it all down him as he sees Jerry sitting by the desk, sparks flying out of the computer, and sees a clump of broken computers in the corner

 

John: JERRY! What the friggin hell is it this time?!?!?!

Jerry: *wails* I don't knooooow! I don't think the MFC like me...

John: *cocks an eyebrow*

Jerry: I don't know why....

 

John peers into another room where Jerry's mum is STILL working hard on the MFC officiality...

 

 

 

 

OMGGGGGGGGGG

 

You're so inspired tonight! :roftl: :roftl: Keep going

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OMGGGGGGGGGG

 

You're so inspired tonight! Keep going

 

Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself :blush-anim-cl:

 

John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones.

 

Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!!

John: :blink:

Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy!

John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see.

Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away*

John: Then why are you listening to your old material?

Mika: Because it's good!

John: :sneaky2:

 

*awkward silence*

 

John: Did you know that Jerry can't read?

Mika: say what?

John: Jerry-can't-read.

Mika: So?

John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?!

Mika: The MFC's what?

John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika!

Mika: I don't smell any coffee...

John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember?

Mika: :blink: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases.

John: :furious: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!?

Mika: THAT was to become official?!

John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?!

Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john: :shocked:

 

They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance

 

Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper*

John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?!

Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake!

John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?!

Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!!

Mika: Why is it getting written on paper?

John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!!

 

They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps.

 

Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room*

John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?!

Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves*

John: :mad3:

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Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself

 

John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones.

 

Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!!

John: :blink:

Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy!

John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see.

Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away*

John: Then why are you listening to your old material?

Mika: Because it's good!

John: :sneaky2:

 

*awkward silence*

 

John: Did you know that Jerry can't read?

Mika: say what?

John: Jerry-can't-read.

Mika: So?

John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?!

Mika: The MFC's what?

John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika!

Mika: I don't smell any coffee...

John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember?

Mika: :blink: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases.

John: :furious: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!?

Mika: THAT was to become official?!

John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?!

Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john: :shocked:

 

They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance

 

Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper*

John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?!

Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake!

John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?!

Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!!

Mika: Why is it getting written on paper?

John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!!

 

They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps.

 

Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room*

John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?!

Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves*

John:

 

:roftl: :roftl:

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