I <3 MIKA!!! Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!! I WAS ON THE VERGE OF CRYING READING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 :roftl: Glad I provide amusement for you all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
level28 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 :roftl: Caz, keep writing! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cath85 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 :roftl: Caz, keep writing! :lmao: yeah please go on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Oh Gosh! *kneels to her Mika statue* Inspiration....INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniedy2k1 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones. Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!! John: Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy! John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see. Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away* John: Then why are you listening to your old material? Mika: Because it's good! John: *awkward silence* John: Did you know that Jerry can't read? Mika: say what? John: Jerry-can't-read. Mika: So? John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?! Mika: The MFC's what? John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika! Mika: I don't smell any coffee... John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember? Mika: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases. John: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!? Mika: THAT was to become official?! John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?! Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! john: They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper* John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?! Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake! John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?! Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!! Mika: Why is it getting written on paper? John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!! They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps. Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room* John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?! Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves* John: *picks self up off the floor whilst trying to regain the ability to breathe* Thats soo good, you have a definate talent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Oh jeez guys i dont know what else to write...gimme a scenario! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoppappop Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I just hope there will never be a thread #2 for this QUOTE OF THE DAY !!!!! BTW, do you think we should get a nice man-stripper? i think Jerry could do it ? you know, popping out of the cake, singing "Happy Officialness to you Mr MFC... poopoopidoo !" no.. but lets take the time to celebrate our unofficialness before you regret it cos the day when we become official is gonna come by soooo quickly:mf_rosetinted: QUOTE #2 of the day !! No need for 3 months salary (the standard cost of a diamond) This will do... i want this ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 *picks self up off the floor whilst trying to regain the ability to breathe* Thats soo good, you have a definate talent! glad ya like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
level28 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones. Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!! John: Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy! John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see. Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away* John: Then why are you listening to your old material? Mika: Because it's good! John: I can totally picture the situation:naughty: (The rest of the script too but Mika dancing ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoppappop Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones. Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!! John: Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy! John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see. Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away* John: Then why are you listening to your old material? Mika: Because it's good! John: *awkward silence* John: Did you know that Jerry can't read? Mika: say what? John: Jerry-can't-read. Mika: So? John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?! Mika: The MFC's what? John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika! Mika: I don't smell any coffee... John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember? Mika: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases. John: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!? Mika: THAT was to become official?! John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?! Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! john: They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper* John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?! Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake! John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?! Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!! Mika: Why is it getting written on paper? John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!! They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps. Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room* John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?! Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves* John: i think this one is the best LOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Caroline my girl you got problems HUUGE imaginations and too much spare time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly... Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet* Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all... John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner. John: Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore- John: Jerry - Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut - John: Jerry - Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier - John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?! Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't. John: Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika* Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you care? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there? John: Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care? John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils* Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there? John: I'm warning you, boy. Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO- John: *thwack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 i think this one is the best LOOOL happy it gets your stamp of approval Caroline my girl you got problems HUUGE imaginations and too much spare time now now, who said that was a PROBLEM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
findingmywords Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Girl have you never read my scripts before? they're quite legendary if i do say so myself John then turns around as he hears Mika singing his own song "Big Girl You Are Beautiful" at the end of the corridor. Mika is dancing crazily and jerkily as his song is playing loudly in his ear phones. Mika: get yerself to th' Butterfly lounge..*sees John and walks up to him, arms outstretched* FIND YERSELF A BIG LAY-DEE!! John: Mika: *starts shaking his bum at John* Big Boi come on round *does the sleazy face and points at John* and they'll be calling YOU babyyy! John: *takes earphones out of Mika's ears* Not working on the second album I see. Mika: *guilty face* I aaam...*puts i-Pod away* John: Then why are you listening to your old material? Mika: Because it's good! John: *awkward silence* John: Did you know that Jerry can't read? Mika: say what? John: Jerry-can't-read. Mika: So? John: SO?! Do you know who's been working on the MFC's officiality?! Mika: The MFC's what? John: Oh wake up and smell the coffee Mika! Mika: I don't smell any coffee... John: sahfbwajegqiu3!!!!! Listen. Mika. The MFC is turning official, remember? Mika: it is? why? They're a bunch of total nutcases. John: Don't you remember the petition book?!?!!? Mika: THAT was to become official?! John: YES!!! Didn't you read it?!?! Mika: NO I'M DYSLEXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! john: They can hear Jerry's mum screaming in the distance Jerry's mum: DANG IT!!!!! *screws up paper* John: what what what?!?! What is it?!?! Jerry's mum: I did a spelling mistake! John: ......couldn't you rub it out?!?! Jerry's mum: No you dummy it was in pen!!!!! Mika: Why is it getting written on paper? John: Coz DUMBARSE in the office CAN'T USE THE BLIMMIN' MFC!!!! They hear another explosion and Jerry cursing. Mika's tamagotchi bleeps. Mika: Oops, it's past Zorro's feeding time! *fiddles with tamagotchi and goes to leave the room* John: MIKA! This is your fanclub we're talking about! Aren't you gonna do something?! Mika: There are some things more important than work. Feeding your tamagotchi is one of those things. *leaves* John: Hilarious! That was amazing! more more more!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA_fashionista Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 My Strongest SuitIn life one has to face a huge assortment Of nauseating fads and good advice There's health and fitness Diet and deportment And other pointless forms of sacrifice Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter Manners? Charm? They're no way to impress So forget the inner me , observe the outer I am what I wear and how I dress Oh now I believe in looking Like my time on earth is cooking Whether polka dotted Striped or even checked With some glamour guaranteeing Every fibre of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effect From your cradle via trousseau To your deathbed you're on view, so Never compromise, accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel Than conservative apparel For my dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear Underwear Anytime Anywhere Staying in or hitting town wards From the top and working downwards I ensure that every stitch Is stitched in time Whether wig or hat or turban is stitched in time Whether clad boudoir or urban Not to strut your stuff Outrageously's a crime And the few who are invited To my wardrobe are delighted As they wander through my things To find en route We're wandering through your things Ooh negligee That in negligee or formal Ooh anything but normal normal I am anything but normal Ooh ah Oops sorry got carried away with non official boredom just then and had to break out into fabulous songs from musicals to wake me up I got confused when I opened this thread and saw a random Aida song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoppappop Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 happy it gets your stamp of approval lol, as if you need it but i understand it's better if i approve, for your ego and self esteem, you know :mf_rosetinted: on those good good words, i'm off to bed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 lol, as if you need it but i understand it's better if i approve, for your ego and self esteem, you know :mf_rosetinted: on those good good words, i'm off to bed... hahaha xDDD goodnight Yop, glad you went to bed with a smile on your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniedy2k1 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly... Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet* Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all... John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner. John: Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore- John: Jerry - Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut - John: Jerry - Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier - John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?! Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't. John: Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika* Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you care? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there? John: Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care? John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils* Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there? John: I'm warning you, boy. Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO- John: *thwack* Thats the best yet! The weird thing is, i can really picture that happening in my mind. I think you need to open a thread devoted to your imaginative stories! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Thats the best yet! The weird thing is, i can really picture that happening in my mind. I think you need to open a thread devoted to your imaginative stories! :roftl: Maybe I should create a book for Mika full of my weird stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*carrie* Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly... Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet* Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all... John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner. John: Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore- John: Jerry - Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut - John: Jerry - Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier - John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?! Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't. John: Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika* Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you care? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there? John: Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care? John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils* Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there? John: I'm warning you, boy. Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO- John: *thwack* AHAHAAHA! This is my favorite so far. They're all hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 A day has passed since the many incidents and John is feeling somewhat refreshed. He gets out of bed and goes towards the kitchen, but comes to a standstill as he notices the office door is shut, and can hear some commotion inside. He opens the door quietly... Jerry: Mommy it's not working! I'm putting the paper on it but it's just not working! *stamps feet* Jerry's mum: Maybe you have to be patient...it has a lot to scan after all... John looks down and sees the end of the the long sheet of paper at his feet...his eyes trail forwards as the long sheet continues onwards and upwards, as the very beginning is on a scanner. John: Jerry: JOHN!! *squeals and jumps up and down excitedly* Thank God you're here! I don't know how on Earth to do this, I really don't. I mean, it's scanned THAT bit but it won't scan anymore- John: Jerry - Jerry: We even tried stuffing it all in but then the lid wouldn't shut - John: Jerry - Jerry: And we know it definitely works cos I stuck my bum on it earlier - John: Jer- wha- EXCUSE ME?! Jerry: I farted on it too, sorry. I thought it might capture the wind, but it didn't. John: Jerry: *sees John's face and panics* Uh! It wasn't my idea! It was Mika's! *points to the corner of the room where Mika is hiding behind a thin plastic tree. John's red eyes zoom in on Mika* Mika: *comes out, laughs nervously and backs into a corner and John thunders nearer* How much do you love me? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you care? John: Mika. Mika: How much do you miss me when I'm not there? John: Mika: How much do you love me? How much do you care? John: *steam starts coming out of his ears and nostrils* Mika: How much do you need me when I'm not there? John: I'm warning you, boy. Mika: DO DO DO DODO, DO DO DO- John: *thwack* First thing I've read today.. omg.. so worth getting up for.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniedy2k1 Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 :roftl: Maybe I should create a book for Mika full of my weird stories Well id buy it:thumb_yello: Although it may not be your best idea to share it with mika, mmm i wonder what he d think, id love to see his reaction if he happened to open this thread and the mikagasmic right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA_fashionista Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 :roftl: Maybe I should create a book for Mika full of my weird stories You should be the Official(or is it the "Unofficial"? ) Story Teller for the MFC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*carrie* Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 You should be the Official(or is it the "Unofficial"? ) Story Teller for the MFC... She really should be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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