elanorelle Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Mika, Jerry and Jerry's mum all walk in together and see John laying in bed, with a hugely miserable look on his face, his body sulking like a teenager who wasn't allowed to go to that illegal rave. Jerry's mum has grapes cradled in her arms, the white doors swing back on themselves, and John's bandaged head looks up. John: Oh, it's you lot. My walking, living, breathing grief. Mika: Hey Jerry, we got news. John: *winces* Oh no. Mika: We've got Freddie to tell the the fanclub that they won't be getting the news for a lengthy period of time. John: *mocking* And how'd they take that? Jerry: Not too well. They're on a fan strike. Mika: Yeah, they're not buying any of my stuff until the news has been told. John: Yeah well that's gonna be hard because you HAVEN'T F%*$ING RELEASED ANYTHING!!!!!! Jerry's mum: Now, now, did the nurse's teach you to breathe? John:...*grudgingly*....yes.... Jerry's mum: Now come on everyone! Let's all do this together! Breathe...IN! -everyone breathes in- Jerry's mum: And....OUT! -everyone breathes out- John: *makes a swipe for the grapes but Jerry's mum snatches them back and slaps his wrist* Oi! They're for me aren't they? Jerry's mum: Tsk tsk, naughty! What makes them think they're for yooou? John: Cos I'm ER, in hospital?? Mika: Nah they're for us, we skipped lunch so we could come see you. Jerry: Yeah, selfish git. John: SELFISH?! WHO'S THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THE MFC BEING OFFICIAL?! Mika: Er... John: WHO'S THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PUT IT FORWARD, MAKE IT HAPPEN? Jerry: My mum. Jerry's mum: Yeah I did! John: F--- YOU! I'M THE ONE WHO DECIDED ON THE DETAILS! I HAVE OTHER PEOPLE TO MANAGE AS WELL!!! YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO DO EVERYTHIIIIIING!!!!! Mika: Yeah but....you're the daddy. John: *is silenced*.....I'm the what? Mika: Never mind. John: A blonde, curvacious nurse skips in the room with a clipboard accompanied with a shrill voice Nurse: Jeeee-yony Booiii!!! John: Oh say it ain't so! Jerry: Whos' that? Jerry's mum: -le gasp- is this John's girlfriend?? John: This is my other worst nightmare. All my worst nightmares...All in one room. Mika: Big Girl you are B-E-A-UUUUUUtifuuuul!!! Nurse: *emphasies every single syllable* How-are-ya-to-day-Johnny-boi? John: It's the pills, it must be the pills. Nurse: I-see-your-blood-presh-er-is-still-quat-hai-kyuutie-pai! Mika: John: Dear God, don't touch me. Jerry: Omg I've figured it out, it's not Mika who's gay, it's JOHN! Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this! John: You already have. Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! -everyone starts dancing and doing weird quirky 70's disco dance type moves and lots of jerks- John: Drugs! I'm on drugs! everyone: Get yerself to th' butterfly lounge, find yerself a big LAY-DEE! John: I'm tripping!! I'M TRIPPING!!! ****I am a druggist so any thing to do with meds and blood pressure etc makes me all fuzzy inside...after all I am the MFC's Only registered pharmacist at your service: I can find all kinds of stuff that makes ya trip! hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 *zhhz* When we wondered if mika had a *mmhmm* or not *shuts up* i don't understand ****I am a druggist so any thing to do with meds and blood pressure etc makes me all fuzzy inside...after all I am the MFC's Only registered pharmacist at your service: I can find all kinds of stuff that makes ya trip!hehe when i read that i was like WTF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 i don't understand when i read that i was like WTF! A woohoo. a tinky winky. peepee. *strained look* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 A woohoo. a tinky winky. peepee. *strained look* now, on the sims, "woohoo" means "chicken" lol in the UK, Tinky Winky is a teletubbie and a peepee is well...a peepee? Has Mika done chicken with Tinky Winky aka the rumoured gay teletubby then had a peepee after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 now, on the sims, "woohoo" means "chicken" lol in the UK, Tinky Winky is a teletubbie and a peepee is well...a peepee? Has Mika done chicken with Tinky Winky aka the rumoured gay teletubby then had a peepee after? haha, i used to love sims lmao *has urge to find sims and make a mika sim....*. And We have a tinky winky here too! he's purple and........yeah:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 now, on the sims, "woohoo" means "chicken" lol in the UK, Tinky Winky is a teletubbie and a peepee is well...a peepee? Has Mika done chicken with Tinky Winky aka the rumoured gay teletubby then had a peepee after? OG, i just confused myself too Tinky winky is a teletubby here too, and omg yes woohoo, hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 haha, i used to love sims lmao. And We have a tinky winky here too! he's purple and........yeah:naughty: he's purple and has a red handbag. proves it - he can't be gay. gays have good colour co-ordination, don't they? *stereotype* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 OG, i just confused myself too Tinky winky is a teletubby here too, and omg yes woohoo, hahahaha can u please just tell me what a D.Day is please lol?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 can u please just tell me what a D.Day is please lol?! we wondered if mika had a peepee. T'IS ALL. *shoos* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 he's purple and has a red handbag. proves it - he can't be gay. gays have good colour co-ordination, don't they? *stereotype* *gasp* this must be then! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00335/ed_imgTINKY-WINKY_335395a.jpg oh yes, it just does not go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 we wondered if mika had a peepee. T'IS ALL. *shoos* oh. hahahaha! what does D.Day stand for then?! *gasp* this must be then! http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00335/ed_imgTINKY-WINKY_335395a.jpg oh yes, it just does not go... thats the one lol! oh, i friend requested you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elanorelle Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 yeah...Caz....things that you might not know about me "in my other life I am a health professional....but once I leave the store, hades breaks loose! heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephaniedy2k1 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 now, on the sims, "woohoo" means "chicken" lol in the UK, Tinky Winky is a teletubbie and a peepee is well...a peepee? Has Mika done chicken with Tinky Winky aka the rumoured gay teletubby then had a peepee after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 oh. hahahaha! what does D.Day stand for then?! thats the one lol! oh, i friend requested you! okay, i accepted! woot! hopefully people will be able to friend me now lol. the handbag is a bit more pink than red i think. they lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 okay, i accepted! woot! hopefully people will be able to friend me now lol. the handbag is a bit more pink than red i think. they lie. yeah yeah alright i didnt ask you to get your magnifying glass out, sherlock thanks for accepting! i sent u piccie comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 yeah yeah alright i didnt ask you to get your magnifying glass out, sherlock thanks for accepting! i sent u piccie comments lmao, well it is..... schveet, i'll go look! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyGodiva Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 thanks!!! i commented on some of yours as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 thanks!!! i commented on some of yours as well! yeah i saw - thaaaaanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipop_monkey Posted April 8, 2008 Author Share Posted April 8, 2008 John comes over, sees the paper, and a happy grin is splattered on his face, although it looks quite painful. He hasn't smiled for a while. LMAO! Poor John. Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! I could make a song about this!John: You already have. Mika: Come on everyone! BIG GIRL, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! *dies* I can so see that... we wondered if mika had a peepee. T'IS ALL. *shoos* *clears throat loudly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satya82 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 I think I might do a seperate thread actually hmmm not sure about the book thing LOL, I'd love to but afraid what reaction I might get!!! So glad you made a separate thread! These are effing amazing! I really think a book would be hilarious. "The MFC Chronicles: Our Road to Insanity (AKA Becoming Official)." OG, i just confused myself too Tinky winky is a teletubby here too, and omg yes woohoo, hahahaha Teletubbies are quite possibly one of the scariest things on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine931 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Thanks a bunch for the update ! *waits patiently for more news* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Always look on the bright siiide of life :fisch:lifes a piece of sh.......wooooah hang on....no news is good news so they say so.... The sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet ya bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be suuuun etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satya82 Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 Always look on the bright siiide of life :fisch:lifes a piece of sh.......wooooah hang on....no news is good news so they say so....The sun'll come out, tomorrow, bet ya bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be suuuun etc etc OMG, I love that musical! "It's a hard knock life for us..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelzy Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 OMG, I love that musical! "It's a hard knock life for us..." OMG! Me too.. Who cares what they're wearing - on Main Street or Saville Row It's what you wear from ear to ear (ear to ear) And not from head to toe.. that.. matters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted April 8, 2008 Share Posted April 8, 2008 OMG! Me too..Who cares what they're wearing - on Main Street or Saville Row It's what you wear from ear to ear (ear to ear) And not from head to toe.. that.. matters Kelz! I never pictured you as an Annie fan:shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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