stephaniedy2k1 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Brilliant! I ve just updated myself with the latest in the story, its just keeps getting better thanks CazGirl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA_fashionista Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 omg, caz, chapter 11!!! I read it on here from my phone just after eating lunch at a restaurant with a friend. When I read the last section, I started choking on my iced tea and spit it all over the table.... Not exactly the most graceful thing I could have done in public. Lmao Note to self: Dont drink and read these stories at the same time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ana1202 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 :lmao: Hilarious Caz !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariflor Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 omg, caz, chapter 11!!! I read it on here from my phone just after eating lunch at a restaurant with a friend. When I read the last section, I started choking on my iced tea and spit it all over the table.... Not exactly the most graceful thing I could have done in public. Lmao Note to self: Dont drink and read these stories at the same time... :roftl: Try reading it at work!! NOT such a great idea! It's impossible to hide the laughing:blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickadee Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 :roftl: Try reading it at work!! NOT such a great idea! It's impossible to hide the laughing:blink: My children came running from the other end of the house to see what was the matter with me, I was literally shrieking with laughter. Caz, you just keep getting better and better. You rock, girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavi Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Chapter 11 John is just saying goodbye to someone on the phone when Mika walks in, fiddling with his tamagotchi. Mika: Who was that? John: A modelling agency. Mika: I didn't know you were into posing, John. *pause* John: Mika....tell me, please. Who am I? Mika: *looks up from tamagotchi* well...you're John... John: Yes I know that, fool. But who do you think I am? Mika: ....You're just John... John: MIKA...What do I do for a living?? Mika: ...frown a lot? John: NO. Mika: Shout a lot? John: Yes but I don't get paid to do that. Mika: Order people about? John: You're on the right track. I'm your MANAGER. Repeat after me Mika, MAAANAAAGEEERRRR. Mika: Manaaag...eerrrr... John: Very good. Mika: Oh, I've forgotten how to spell Sydney. John: It doesn't matter. So anyway, I've just got off the phone to a modelling agency and they're interested. Mika: Get Andy to do it, he can pose naked on a gay magazine. John: That's sick. Mika: No it's not, plenty of people do it. John: Would you like to do it? Mika: Go on a gay magazine? Been there, done that. Got the front cover to prove it. John: No I mean...go naked. Mika: John: You know....strip. Mika: John how many times do I have to tell you that you're gay? John: I'M NOT GAAAAAY!!!!!! Mika: Then why do you want to see my naked??? Have you spied on me??? John: I HAVE DONE NO SUCH THING. Mika: i bet you have, you paedo. John: THE MODELLING AGENCY IS INTERESTED, NOT MEEEE. Mika: JOHN! Why put me up for a porn agency???? I'm a MUSICIAN!!! I'm not straddling my piano!!! John: IT'S AN UNDERWEAR AGENCYYYY... Mika: I get my own custom boxers though. John: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE FROM GAP. Mika: .........they're not. John: They are, I've seen pictures on the MFC. Mika: You look at pictures of me in my underwear? John: Not consciously! I was checking out the thread to see if they were behaving - Mika: -The Mikagasmic Thread? You look in the Mikagasmic Thread?! John: Can we not talk about this anymore please. I'm about to be violently sick. John makes a dash out the room and rushes into the bathroom, leaving Mika standing there, tamagotchi in hand, skin drained of colour, his mouth hanging open and eyes open wide in shock. *** Mika is in the living room watching a boring TV Documentary, slouched on the armchair, resting one arm on the arm on the sofa, head resting on his hand. He looks completely zoned out and doesn't notice John walking into the room. John sits down next to him cautiously with a brochure. He clears his throat to get Mika's attention. Mika's head slowly turns to face him, but as he sees John next to him, he edges away a bit and is immediately tense. Mika: ... what? John: I want to talk to you. Mika: The last we talked Mr. John you reduced me to tears, but I promise you, it won't happen again. ...I'm not kidding by the way. John: ...Right. Anyway, the modelling agency sent me this brochure... Mika: I'm not interested. I'm not doing porn for anyone. John: It's not porn, it's art. Mika: Pfffft. John: Please, Mika, just have a look. Mika: *sighs heavily* fine. John: *opens the book* these are some of their pictures. Just men advertising brands of underwear. That's it. Mika: But none of them have hairy chests, I'll look like an animal next to all those men that look like they've just been born from their mothers. John: That's a very disturbing image. Mika: Sorry. John: besides, your fanclub love you just the way you are. Mika: Do you? John: ..........excuse me? Mika: Do you love me just the way I am? John: Is my input in this important? Mika: Yes. John: Are you just trying to make me look gay? Mika: *giggles* yes. John: Well it's not going to happen. Mika: Awww. John: NO. Now, pay attention. Mika: Oh look a squirrel... John: THAT F***KING SQUIRREL!!!!! Mika: Haha made you look. John: :furious Mika: :roftl John: Shut up. Now, do you remember what amazing coverage David Beckham got when he did that underwear shoot? Mika: Yeah. Did you see the bulge in his underwear? That's where the squirrel put all his nuts. John: ......................You're very strange. Mika: I know. :biggrin2 John: Anyway, so what do you think? Mika: Uhm....I don't know....I mean, I know I'm okay with going shirtless on stage but this is almost exposing everything... John: Why don't you just give it a go? Mika: ............... The next day, Mika is at the photoshoot wearing horrific, tight, white Y-fronts. It is freezing in the studio as they have the fan on, Mika's knees turn inwards to face eachother and his arms wrap around his slim frame. Director: Okay, where's the prop guy? Photographer: He's gone to get it now. Director: Excellent. Mika: Get what? Mika looks to his left, and two prop guys are wheeling in a grand piano. Mika: Oh you must be joking. Director: Now, Mike-ah. Mika: Meeka. Director: Yeah yeah yeah. What we want you to do is to lay on top of this piano on your side, your back leg behind your front leg and I want it bent, so the knee is facing towards the ceiling. Mika: That's a bit revealing... Director: It's an underwear shoot. If you want, we can photoshop so we can- Mika: *hands go to protect his area* There's nothing wrong with my size thank you very much!!! Direcor: ...Well I WAS going to say we could REDUCE the size, actually... Mika Oh haha *blush* Director: Okay everyone, let's go, go, go! Mika climbs on top of the piano, and lays on the piano as instructed. Director: What's that? Mika: What's what? Director: What you're doing with your mouth! Mika: ...That's my Apple pose... Director: Well close your mouth boy, you look like you're doing porno! Mika: Oh Jesus! Photographer: Can we have some more wind please? Director: Sure. HEY! FAN ON FULL POWER PLEASE!!! Mika: *the fan is really power and he yelps like a puppy as he is blown off the piano* Director: This might take all day... OMG Caz ur killing me....all r so funny, esp the bolded parts. I love the personalities u give to all of them...it's so funny and sometimes it's so believably AWESOME JOB!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine931 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 :roftl: this is hilarious Caz !!! I only read the first two chapters and I nearly fell off my chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 omg, caz, chapter 11!!! I read it on here from my phone just after eating lunch at a restaurant with a friend. When I read the last section, I started choking on my iced tea and spit it all over the table.... Not exactly the most graceful thing I could have done in public. Lmao Note to self: Dont drink and read these stories at the same time... Try reading it at work!! NOT such a great idea! It's impossible to hide the laughing haha! Oops! My children came running from the other end of the house to see what was the matter with me, I was literally shrieking with laughter. Caz, you just keep getting better and better. You rock, girl. wow really? xDDDD OMG Caz ur killing me....all r so funny, esp the bolded parts. I love the personalities u give to all of them...it's so funny and sometimes it's so believably AWESOME JOB!!! its a bit scary isn't it LOL! :roftl: this is hilarious Caz !!! I only read the first two chapters and I nearly fell off my chair wow you got a lot of catching up to do girl! xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamacatt Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 John: *opens the book* these are some of their pictures. Just men advertising brands of underwear. That's it. Mika: But none of them have hairy chests, I'll look like an animal next to all those men that look like they've just been born from their mothers. John: That's a very disturbing image. Mika: Sorry. John: besides, your fanclub love you just the way you are. Caz - funny, funny, funny, talented girl!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamacatt Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 OMG Caz, you are a serious legend Your scripts rock majorly. You know what you should do? A comic strip version of your scripts and give it to Mika *hint hint* That is pure genius - comic/script combo - love it !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 That is pure genius - comic/script combo - love it!!! Thanks Well hopefully something along the lines of that will happen, then we can give it to mika, I really want him to read these and john.. oh and jerry too, and maybe his mother as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Thanks Well hopefully something along the lines of that will happen, then we can give it to mika, I really want him to read these and john.. oh and jerry too, and maybe his mother as well but M is dyslexic, Jerry can't read and Mum is practically blind...have you forgot? :roftl: I would love to see their faces while they would read it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 LOL dear lord you guys xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I <3 MIKA!!! Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 OMG YOU ARE BRILLIANT CAZ!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE SCITS ARE HYSTERICAL! i am scaring my mom because she thinks i am talking to an imaginary friend because i am reading the skit aloud hahaha and then hysterically laughing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 OMG YOU ARE BRILLIANT CAZ!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE SCITS ARE HYSTERICAL! i am scaring my mom because she thinks i am talking to an imaginary friend because i am reading the skit aloud hahaha and then hysterically laughing lol you were reading it ALOUD? LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 so who's got inspiration for me this time lol?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greta Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 so who's got inspiration for me this time lol?! ... I'm only here for the peanuts!!! go on, your own imagination is enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 ... I'm only here for the peanuts!!! go on, your own imaginaion is enough! ROFL I just had a random thought of the squirrel getting his own chapter - like that rat thing in Ice Age LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Here is a red option!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 Here is a red option!!! maybe john should have a nightmare about a squirrel attack LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendi Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 maybe john should have a nightmare about a squirrel attack LOL Where he is shouting about his nuts being pinched - while Mika lies in bed holding "his" in case John still has Mika's underwear shots in his head!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 Where he is shouting about his nuts being pinched - while Mikalies in bed holding "his" in case John still has Mika's underwear shots in his head!!!! HAHAHA this is SOOOOOOO happening! i'm gonna give my rabbit a run and i'll get straight onto it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guylainem123 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Here is a red option!!! and here is the black option .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted April 18, 2008 Author Share Posted April 18, 2008 and here is the black option .... AAWWWWWWWW THAT IS SOOOOO CUTE!!!! I didn't know you could get black squirrels lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine931 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 wow you got a lot of catching up to do girl! xDDD omg yeah I know... In the last erm... MONTHS I haven't had much time for MFC so I have SOOOOOOOOOOOO much catching up to do... it seems the only thread I'm able to keep up with is the Canadian Thread... I sometimes miss the days where I was able to log on once a day and be able to read ALL the new posts ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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