tauruslady Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 thank you! aw:wub2: I can't find it yet, but I have to go now, so I might look later. seeya:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah_Lollipop Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Chapter 16 John sat down happily at the kitchen table with some slices of toast, a cup of coffee and the newspaper. He wrapped his dressing gown around him more to block out the bitter coldness and continued to munch on the obviously-contains-heart-disease-times-ten-buttered toast. Mika playing the piano in his room was music to his ears (without the pun intended) and was starting to feel that things were finally going right. Jerry was also out of his hair and Jerry's mother had gone grocery shopping. He breathed in to smell the aroma of peacefulness, tranquilty, morning weather and the breakfast and his mind became blank of nasty thoughts. He soon finished his toast and got up to put the plate in the dishwasher. He topped up his coffee, put on Jerry's mothers bunny slippers (his slippers were eradicated when Jerry and Mika had taken drugs), whisked up the newspaper and flopped on the couch in the living room. His right leg balanced on his left leg in a manly style and let utter happiness soak into his skin like a relaxing massage. "Jerry Blair" John: Hmm? "manager" "Ashley Dupre" John: What's this? Unfortunately, John's well desevered and longingly pined for happiness was sucked out him like Big Girl sucking up Diet Coke in a straw. He spilt a bit of coffee on the newspaper, but the article was readable. John: Jerry's managing some...some...porn star?! What is it with porn lately?! Mika: *in the distance bashing at his piano* CAROLINA SITS ON NINETYYY FIIIIIVE...GIVE HER A DOLLAR AND SHE'LL MAKE YOU SMIIIIILE... John: Give me strength. Mika: HOOK HER, BOOK HER, NOOK HER, WALK AWAY!!!!!!!! John: Grrrr. I wonder if Mika knows anything about this. Armed with his half-a-cup of coffee, the newspaper, his thumping bunny slippers and a mean stare, John pushed open the door to Mika's Domain...which was welcomed with a shriek of horror. Mika: Aaahh!!! John: JESUS, MIKA! John sees Mika in a chicken suit at his piano. John: Why on EARTH are you wearing THAT?! Mika: ....It helps me concentrate. John: Shut up. Mika: No, it does. It makes my emotions at one with my memories of the gigs that I've done, and I can see my fans in my head, I can remember their comments and ... and ... John: It makes you think of chicken. Mika: .................yes. John: MFC style. Mika: .................yes. John: Which is why you're singing about a prostitute. Mika: .................yes. John: Which is also maybe why you've stopped making new songs like the stuff I heard earlier? Mika: .................yes. John: Are animal suits a fetish of yours? Mika: .................I'm not telling. John: *rolls eyes* You seen Jerry today? Mika: No I've um...hidden away in here all day today...in my chicken suit. John: *eyes the room and notices Mika's clothes on the floor* You took your clothes off to get in the chicken suit? Mika: *sucks on his lips* John: *gets a big stick - not noticing Mika's eyes widening in horror - and picks up Mika's underwear* and you took off your underpants too? Mika: John: *sees tassles at the end of the stick and drops it* aaahhhhh!!!! MIKA! Why do you have a whip?!! Mika: ...I stole it from Jo Whiley's house. John: Oh Mika. Mika: what she doesn't know can't hurt her. **Jo Whiley's house** Jo's husband/boyfriend is downstairs, and he is calling up to her. Jo is dressed in a red g-string and a rest corset, holding red fluffy handcuffs and a black blindfold. Jo's H/B: Come on Jo! I can't stay in this position all day!! Jo: JUST A MINUTE!!!!!!!! ...Now where the hell is that whip.... **Back at the house** John: You scare me sometimes. Mika: It's what I do best. John: Indeed. *pause* well...if you see Jerry at all...tell him to come find me, won't you? Mika: Sure thing big man. John: *nods stiffly and is tense in the room.* Right...well...I'll be off then... Mika: Cool *stares at John and continues to* John: stop staring. Mika: i will when you go. John: ..................................... John grabs the doorknob but hears a hiccup. John turns around. Mika: ...er! ah..um..*hiccup!* *eyes roll around the room and smiles unconvincingly* Another hiccup occurs which Mika didn't catch in time. John twigs. He looks underneath the bed and sure enough, there's Jerry and Ashley Dupre. John: For goodness sake man! Call yourself a manager! Jerry: Oh shut up fool! Just cos you ain't getting any! John: And you knew Mi - oh, oh I see what's gone on here. Jerry and Ashley Dupre clamber out from underneath the bed covering themselves behind the duvet. John sees a cluster of clothes piled and crumbled behind Mika's piano. John: Been having a bit of fun have we? Mika+Jerry+Ashley: John: don't pull that face at me, you lot. I don't care what you do in the bedroom, whether it be hetero or homo, traditional or kinky, animal fetish or not, but I DO care that you, JERRY, are manager of this porn star!!! Jerry: She's not a porn star. John: She is! Jerry: No, she's a model. John: F**k off Jerry she's a GLAMOUR Model who likes to get her tits out and experiment with the birds and the bees. Mika: *looks at Ashley* You have an animal fetish too??? John: Mika! This is not the place nor the time! Mika: But you said - John: NO! Shut up and let me talk! This behaviour and choice is completely unacceptable! Sleeping with a client...what were you thinking??? Jerry: Singers marry their backing dancers or people in their industry. Like J-Lo and that bizarre looking hubby of hers. Mika: Christina Aguilera and music producer husband. Jerry: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. John: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Jerry: Yeah! .... oh... John: Exactly. This is NOT good. Now, sorry Ashley, but you'll have to leave. Jerry: How many times do I have to tell you, she's not a porn star. Her agency rang me yesterday - John: And who is her agency? Jerry: a MODELLING agency. John: And their name? Jerry: ........................Bouncing Biggun's LTD. John: And that didn't give anything away? Jerry: John: You can tell she's a porn star anyway because she can't even speak or defend herself. Just standing there like an Ann Summers/Victoria's Secret blow up sex doll. Jerry: *to Ashley* is that why you were quiet? John: Maybe you were just crap. Jerry: *drones* Nooooo! She was probably just afraid of getting caught! John: Porn stars don't care about that. You obviously haven't watched a lot of porn films. Mika: And you have? John: .........That's none of your concern. They all stare at John. John: Look! This is nothing to do with me! Mika, what part did you play in this ridiculous display? Mika: I was the chicken. John: Don't be absurd. Mika: I was! Look! I'm even wearing the outfit! John: Mika, just tell me why you're wearing the chicken outfit. Mika: Fine. Those two were getting it on, and they found it more of a turn on if I paraded around the bed, doing chicken movements and singing "I feel like chicken tonight." John: I don't believe that for a second. Mika: Oh come ON John I don't have to answer to you. Like you said, it's NONE of your business. John: MIKA. Mika: ALRIGHT! ....We were all in it together, but I wouldn't be able to get my clothes on quick enough so I pulled out the chicken suit. Ashley and Jerry weren't meant to be here so they hid under my bed. John: *scrunches nose* Mika: Don't give me that look, loads of people have threesomes. John: I'm sure Ashley is an expert. Ashley: *in a deep voice* actually I am. John, Jerry and Mika look at her in shock horror. Jerry: Wow, that's erm....that's a pretty masculine voice you have there. Ashley: Hi, I'm Ashley Dupre, and I'm a transexual. Jerry: You mean....those tits are fake????? Ashley: Everything. I was born a man. Mika and Jerry go very green. John: haha, OWNED! :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tauruslady Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 chapter 13: http://www.mikafanclub.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1397212&highlight=chapter#post1397212 Ohh thank you:huglove: thats really cool of you:thumb_yello: I'll save it and read offline, thanx! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 aw:wub2: I can't find it yet, but I have to go now, so I might look later. seeya:) Nooooo I posted the link above! I found it for you! Page 41!!! PAAAAGE FORTYYY OOOONNNEEEE!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Ohh thank you:huglove: thats really cool of you:thumb_yello: I'll save it and read offline, thanx! oh right, coolies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romis Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 about chapter 16... Actually, it's very very good, but... you should have seen my face >>> I could hear Mika giggle in my mind all the time (I imagine that's what he does when a little nervous like me) Perhaps a bit embarrasing for Mika and Jerry, don't you think?? Well, we won't know til Mika reads the chapters provided by you... Unless he's already reading them...Oh My God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 will do when I've a chance:lmao: you really like cats, don't you? actually I prefer dogs (English Bullterrier ) but those LOLcatz crack me up! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlau_20zr Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 hahahhahahhahahhah goddd!!!! CAZ! girl! you are best! the final is so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 about chapter 16... Actually, it's very very good, but... you should have seen my face >>> I could hear Mika giggle in my mind all the time (I imagine that's what he does when a little nervous like me) Perhaps a bit embarrasing for Mika and Jerry, don't you think?? Well, we won't know til Mika reads the chapters provided by you... Unless he's already reading them...Oh My God... hahaha oh i've got it all worked out. right before the story, i plan to do an entire page of sorry's, explaining that i don't mean anything that i've written, it was all in the name of a laugh and entertainment and that i hope he's not offended and if he is then i can only be truly sorry for the hurt i've caused and will kiss his feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 HAHAHAHA squirell taking shot of MIKA in chicken suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 HAHAHAHA squirell taking shot of MIKA in chicken suit? yes, a group of squirrels were on the windowsill watching. that one was taking pictures, others were eating popcorn and others were taking down notes. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 yes, a group of squirrels were on the windowsill watching. that one was taking pictures, others were eating popcorn and others were taking down notes. Yes. YES! I knew that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollipop_Dealer Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I would kill to see Mika singing I feel like chicken tonight!! LOVE the new chapter!! A little gift for you girls: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurel Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Heee... u just made me discover lolcatz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 I would kill to see Mika singing I feel like chicken tonight!! LOVE the new chapter!! A little gift for you girls: thanks for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollipop_Dealer Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 thanks for that! lol, you're welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Freaka =) Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 you know caz... you and mika have one thing in common.... you are both under extreme pressure to produce material to entertain huh....... oddly enough the same bunch of crazy people... us ... sooooooooo good luck with that!! lol hahaha thats such a clever thing to think up! and Caz, chapter 16 is so funny hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegPL Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Heee... u just made me discover lolcatz hahah I'm glad you found them!! I didn't want to give a link to them 'cuz they're highly addictive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Chapter 16 John sat down happily at the kitchen table with some slices of toast, a cup of coffee and the newspaper. He wrapped his dressing gown around him more to block out the bitter coldness and continued to munch on the obviously-contains-heart-disease-times-ten-buttered toast. Mika playing the piano in his room was music to his ears (without the pun intended) and was starting to feel that things were finally going right. Jerry was also out of his hair and Jerry's mother had gone grocery shopping. He breathed in to smell the aroma of peacefulness, tranquilty, morning weather and the breakfast and his mind became blank of nasty thoughts. He soon finished his toast and got up to put the plate in the dishwasher. He topped up his coffee, put on Jerry's mothers bunny slippers (his slippers were eradicated when Jerry and Mika had taken drugs), whisked up the newspaper and flopped on the couch in the living room. His right leg balanced on his left leg in a manly style and let utter happiness soak into his skin like a relaxing massage. "Jerry Blair" John: Hmm? "manager" "Ashley Dupre" John: What's this? Unfortunately, John's well desevered and longingly pined for happiness was sucked out him like Big Girl sucking up Diet Coke in a straw. He spilt a bit of coffee on the newspaper, but the article was readable. John: Jerry's managing some...some...porn star?! What is it with porn lately?! Mika: *in the distance bashing at his piano* CAROLINA SITS ON NINETYYY FIIIIIVE...GIVE HER A DOLLAR AND SHE'LL MAKE YOU SMIIIIILE... John: Give me strength. Mika: HOOK HER, BOOK HER, NOOK HER, WALK AWAY!!!!!!!! John: Grrrr. I wonder if Mika knows anything about this. Armed with his half-a-cup of coffee, the newspaper, his thumping bunny slippers and a mean stare, John pushed open the door to Mika's Domain...which was welcomed with a shriek of horror. Mika: Aaahh!!! John: JESUS, MIKA! John sees Mika in a chicken suit at his piano. John: Why on EARTH are you wearing THAT?! Mika: ....It helps me concentrate. John: Shut up. Mika: No, it does. It makes my emotions at one with my memories of the gigs that I've done, and I can see my fans in my head, I can remember their comments and ... and ... John: It makes you think of chicken. Mika: .................yes. John: MFC style. Mika: .................yes. John: Which is why you're singing about a prostitute. Mika: .................yes. John: Which is also maybe why you've stopped making new songs like the stuff I heard earlier? Mika: .................yes. John: Are animal suits a fetish of yours? Mika: .................I'm not telling. John: *rolls eyes* You seen Jerry today? Mika: No I've um...hidden away in here all day today...in my chicken suit. John: *eyes the room and notices Mika's clothes on the floor* You took your clothes off to get in the chicken suit? Mika: *sucks on his lips* John: *gets a big stick - not noticing Mika's eyes widening in horror - and picks up Mika's underwear* and you took off your underpants too? Mika: John: *sees tassles at the end of the stick and drops it* aaahhhhh!!!! MIKA! Why do you have a whip?!! Mika: ...I stole it from Jo Whiley's house. John: Oh Mika. Mika: what she doesn't know can't hurt her. **Jo Whiley's house** Jo's husband/boyfriend is downstairs, and he is calling up to her. Jo is dressed in a red g-string and a rest corset, holding red fluffy handcuffs and a black blindfold. Jo's H/B: Come on Jo! I can't stay in this position all day!! Jo: JUST A MINUTE!!!!!!!! ...Now where the hell is that whip.... **Back at the house** John: You scare me sometimes. Mika: It's what I do best. John: Indeed. *pause* well...if you see Jerry at all...tell him to come find me, won't you? Mika: Sure thing big man. John: *nods stiffly and is tense in the room.* Right...well...I'll be off then... Mika: Cool *stares at John and continues to* John: stop staring. Mika: i will when you go. John: ..................................... John grabs the doorknob but hears a hiccup. John turns around. Mika: ...er! ah..um..*hiccup!* *eyes roll around the room and smiles unconvincingly* Another hiccup occurs which Mika didn't catch in time. John twigs. He looks underneath the bed and sure enough, there's Jerry and Ashley Dupre. John: For goodness sake man! Call yourself a manager! Jerry: Oh shut up fool! Just cos you ain't getting any! John: And you knew Mi - oh, oh I see what's gone on here. Jerry and Ashley Dupre clamber out from underneath the bed covering themselves behind the duvet. John sees a cluster of clothes piled and crumbled behind Mika's piano. John: Been having a bit of fun have we? Mika+Jerry+Ashley: John: don't pull that face at me, you lot. I don't care what you do in the bedroom, whether it be hetero or homo, traditional or kinky, animal fetish or not, but I DO care that you, JERRY, are manager of this porn star!!! Jerry: She's not a porn star. John: She is! Jerry: No, she's a model. John: F**k off Jerry she's a GLAMOUR Model who likes to get her tits out and experiment with the birds and the bees. Mika: *looks at Ashley* You have an animal fetish too??? John: Mika! This is not the place nor the time! Mika: But you said - John: NO! Shut up and let me talk! This behaviour and choice is completely unacceptable! Sleeping with a client...what were you thinking??? Jerry: Singers marry their backing dancers or people in their industry. Like J-Lo and that bizarre looking hubby of hers. Mika: Christina Aguilera and music producer husband. Jerry: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. John: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Jerry: Yeah! .... oh... John: Exactly. This is NOT good. Now, sorry Ashley, but you'll have to leave. Jerry: How many times do I have to tell you, she's not a porn star. Her agency rang me yesterday - John: And who is her agency? Jerry: a MODELLING agency. John: And their name? Jerry: ........................Bouncing Biggun's LTD. John: And that didn't give anything away? Jerry: John: You can tell she's a porn star anyway because she can't even speak or defend herself. Just standing there like an Ann Summers/Victoria's Secret blow up sex doll. Jerry: *to Ashley* is that why you were quiet? John: Maybe you were just crap. Jerry: *drones* Nooooo! She was probably just afraid of getting caught! John: Porn stars don't care about that. You obviously haven't watched a lot of porn films. Mika: And you have? John: .........That's none of your concern. They all stare at John. John: Look! This is nothing to do with me! Mika, what part did you play in this ridiculous display? Mika: I was the chicken. John: Don't be absurd. Mika: I was! Look! I'm even wearing the outfit! John: Mika, just tell me why you're wearing the chicken outfit. Mika: Fine. Those two were getting it on, and they found it more of a turn on if I paraded around the bed, doing chicken movements and singing "I feel like chicken tonight." John: I don't believe that for a second. Mika: Oh come ON John I don't have to answer to you. Like you said, it's NONE of your business. John: MIKA. Mika: ALRIGHT! ....We were all in it together, but I wouldn't be able to get my clothes on quick enough so I pulled out the chicken suit. Ashley and Jerry weren't meant to be here so they hid under my bed. John: *scrunches nose* Mika: Don't give me that look, loads of people have threesomes. John: I'm sure Ashley is an expert. Ashley: *in a deep voice* actually I am. John, Jerry and Mika look at her in shock horror. Jerry: Wow, that's erm....that's a pretty masculine voice you have there. Ashley: Hi, I'm Ashley Dupre, and I'm a transexual. Jerry: You mean....those tits are fake????? Ashley: Everything. I was born a man. Mika and Jerry go very green. John: haha, OWNED! *falls on the floor laughing* :lmfao: And err.. you're giving this to Mika, Caz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 *falls on the floor laughing* :lmfao: And err.. you're giving this to Mika, Caz? unfortunately so i think i might do some tweaking and editing before i do though LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 unfortunately so i think i might do some tweaking and editing before i do though LMAO! Oh man! Don't tweak all the good bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CazGirl Posted May 1, 2008 Author Share Posted May 1, 2008 Oh man! Don't tweak all the good bits i'll try not to, but I don't mika to hate me or sue me LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloKitty Lucy Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 you have found the inspiration then, Caz! great new chapter,of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdlp Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 i'll try not to, but I don't mika to hate me or sue me LMAO Just stay anonymous Miss Rose noone needs to know who you are (I'd feel sorry for them if they did know you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAK1 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Just stay anonymous Miss Rose noone needs to know who you are (I'd feel sorry for them if they did know you) I'm confused! Why are you calling Caz by my name? I couldn't possibily take credit for such a talent. BTW, Caz you have destroyed the wholesome image of my hero. I don't know I could possibily listen to them anymore without thinking of them dressed in that outfit! Not the mighty Whiley!!!!LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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