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At Somerset House, he made a new mate

Its fair to say they were getting on great

So out came the wand and his friend came running

"Oh My God Mika, I'm Alan Cumming"

 

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The wizard is a sexy beast

I'm sure he has a wand at least

he knows we want to kiss and tell

so he makes sure to hide it well

 

but when the fangurls have gone home

and he and is almost all alone

he shares his magic, kind and fine

I think I'll censor the next line

 

it's not like we would ever care

with whom or what he'd chose to share

but we can always to hope and pray

that we could swing the wand someday

 

:fisch:

:lmao: brilliant!!!:roftl:

 

these are all so good, I love this thread...I might contribute when I find something thats not too cheesy:naughty:

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We will pick you up when you are down,

Buy your records and dig your sound,

Sing your praises, say we don’t care,

Dicuss your eyelashes and your hair

I think it’s about time you did something for us

Like invite us for a piss up on your tour bus

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Is big, or is it small,

Is it pierced on the end with a hoop and a ball

can it glow in the dark, is it shiny

Is it hairy and is it tiny?

I guess I will never see his wand,

I just don’t have that special bond

 

:roftl::roftl:

 

 

these are all so good, I love this thread...I might contribute when I find something thats not too cheesy:naughty:

I think cheesy is obligatory!

 

At Somerset House, he made a new mate

Its fair to say they were getting on great

So out came the wand and his friend came running

"Oh My God Mika, I'm Alan Cumming"

 

:roftl:speechless:roftl:

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We will pick you up when you are down,

Buy your records and dig your sound,

Sing your praises, say we don’t care,

Dicuss your eyelashes and your hair

I think it’s about time you did something for us

Like invite us for a piss up on your tour bus

 

So, the project's shaping up nicely.... will it be leather bound?

 

Very good. What a laugh.

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Oh you the mighty BIG BIG M

with your apple posing

and hidden stem

 

we made a thread to search it out

but you hide it well

there is no doubt

 

We know you aint no saintly dude

in those skin tight jeans

shaking that *ss....how rude

 

Tour again this great great Britian

and stop having fun;

get that new album written.

 

then end ( I got bored) :naughty:

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We will pick you up when you are down,

Buy your records and dig your sound,

Sing your praises, say we don’t care,

Dicuss your eyelashes and your hair

I think it’s about time you did something for us

Like invite us for a piss up on your tour bus

 

count me in :thumb_yello:

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I think cheesy is obligatory!

 

right:naughty:

 

Mika Mika everywhere,

Mika Mika don't be scared

We see Mika's underwear

Mika sometimes dresses like a bear

though some still see his underwear?!?!?

Mika has got curly hair...

(except for that time that he didn't for that award show thing?!?):naughty:

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Your lollipops were sugar coated

how very well they were promoted

I sucked it hard and still can't stop

but it tastes just like a mutton chop :bleh:

and in the flock of rainbow lambs

I hide like a sheep amongst the rams.

 

(oh dear its so addictive, no change there then).

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right:naughty:

 

Mika Mika everywhere,

Mika Mika don't be scared

We see Mika's underwear

Mika sometimes dresses like a bear

though some still see his underwear?!?!?

Mika has got curly hair...

(except for that time that he didn't for that award show thing?!?):naughty:

 

lol! :roftl:

 

Aaaw bravo Debbie! that's cute! :naughty:

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Your lollipops were sugar coated

how very well they were promoted

I sucked it hard and still can't stop

but it tastes just like a mutton chop :bleh:

and in the flock of rainbow lambs

I hide like a sheep amongst the rams.

 

(oh dear its so addictive, no change there then).

:lmao::roftl: good one!

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Just so we don't get accused of spoiling other threads, here is a nice thread for your

 

 

Poems for Mika

 

I will start it with my poem of adoration!

 

I love Mika, he's so fine,

His curly hair, his granny curls,

Makes my heart go in a whirl,

 

The way he sings,

His underpants,

always grey and full of things

 

I love his songs,

the tales he tells

what a pity his bassist smells!

 

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

Brilliant!

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His charming smile

is like an incantation

sucking you up into an evil spell

that makes you so in love

with what you think is happening

 

Until you realize that it is all an illusion

and everything that you thought was true really isn't

the spell slowly wears off

though you never forget your love for what you dreamed was happening

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The wizard is a sexy beast

I'm sure he has a wand at least

he knows we want to kiss and tell

so he makes sure to hide it well

 

but when the fangurls have gone home

and he and is almost all alone

he shares his magic, kind and fine

I think I'll censor the next line

 

it's not like we would ever care

with whom or what he'd chose to share

but we can always to hope and pray

that we could swing the wand someday

 

:fisch:

 

:lmfao::lmao::thumb_yello:

BTW I love all the poems thus far :naughty:

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The wizard is a sexy beast

I'm sure he has a wand at least

he knows we want to kiss and tell

so he makes sure to hide it well

 

but when the fangurls have gone home

and he and is almost all alone

he shares his magic, kind and fine

I think I'll censor the next line

 

it's not like we would ever care

with whom or what he'd chose to share

but we can always to hope and pray

that we could swing the wand someday

 

:fisch:

 

:shocked::roftl::roftl:

Omg, that's def my fav :thumb_yello:

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Loving this :roftl:

 

Mikas got a special wand

Its just like him, tall and long

with a curly mop on top

It will never be a flop.

 

:shocked::lmfao:

OMG thank you so much guys i'm having such a crappy night, but this thread is absolutely :lol3:

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Well this was a poem I wrote for lit class, that was inspired by Mika's situation and my situation...

 

My view

 

Is the bottle half filled or half empty you ask,

This is supposed to be an easy task.

I do not see myself as either optimist or pessimist,

I see myself as a realist.

 

Do you have to be size zero?

Or do you have to be a hero?

In life what matters most –

Is it your personality or is it your looks?

 

Why don’t you like me for me?

Do I have to be like a celebrity?

Do I have to be superficial and fake

Or do drugs and be promiscuous just to get a date?

 

Why do people judge a book by its cover?

Do they think it’s right or proper?

There is nothing that angers me more

Than people who speak and whisper about the poor.

 

Bullies, why do you enjoy bringing people to their knees?

Why do you poke fun and tease?

Don’t you know it is you who are weak?

Not those whose sadness you seek!

 

This is to modern life,

Where everything has a price.

You are not encouraged to be yourself

instead they pack you on a shelf.

 

This is to modern life,

For if you are not beautiful, you go under the knife.

But is this what we really want?

A world where everyone is the same or not?

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