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Grace Kelly in the yellow shoes

And Freddie in his braces

The long thin pants in vibrant red

and secret hidden places

 

Ribena keeps him going strong

And Perez on TV

He cannot drive but flies a plane

such a celebrity!

 

His every minute filmed and watched

by eyes we cannot see

But never think us unaware

of what and who is he.

 

Chubby bunny, marmite stinks

and parlez-vous francais?

Another fckn interview

Another Love Today

 

brilliant :arf2:

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Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not worried

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

:cheerful_h4h:

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Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not pissed

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

:cheerful_h4h:

 

 

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

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Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not worried

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

:cheerful_h4h:

 

I just choked.

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Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not worried

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

:cheerful_h4h:

 

please don't write stuff like that without a warning at the top of it...

i almost spit coffee on my laptop screen! oh maybe babspanky should put a warning on the front page... that would be safer! :thumb_yello:

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Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not worried

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

:cheerful_h4h:

 

:roftl::roftl: I fell of my chair :roftl:

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:wink2:

 

There once was a boy in gay Pareee

wearing bow ties and braces, oh gee

it went down quite well

but what in the hell

happened when they started to bully.

 

Well he found him a celestial voice

with fame and fortune, and the sailors choice

some say they don't care :mf_rosetinted:

while some just don't dare

but hey what the hell lets rejoice

 

Spray on the glitter let the confetti fly

from way up there near god in the sky

let my old knees go weak

as people call me a freak

who cares :mf_rosetinted: I want fun before I die!

 

Our boys winning award after award

round the world lets hope he doesn't get bored

if he does please dont say

keep it happy and gay

or get banned from the cyber sound board.

 

(got bored again so can't be *rsed to do more of it lol).

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God you people are SO hilarious !!!!!!:roftl:

I invented one in french last week, it's in my siggie and it's dedicated to Mika :wub2:

I know it's only four lines but it was really hard to do because it's gotta rhyme, and it's gotta have the same number of syllables in every verse AND it's gotta mean something and I know my one's short but it's all those things, I mean it rhymes and it's got 10 syllables in every verse !Look :

Wai/ting /despe/rate/ly/ for/ your /a/rri/val

1 /2 /3 /4 /5/6 /7 /8/9 /10

When/ I/ know/ that/ you're /not/ go/nna /a/rrive,

1 /2/3 /4 /5 /6 /7 /8 /9/10

Now/ it's/ just/ a /ma/tter/ of/ sur/vi/val

1 /2 /3 /4 /5 /6 /7 /8 /9/10

Kno/wing/ that /I /am/ not/ go/nna/ sur/vive ...

1 /2 /3 /4/5 /6 /7 /8 /9 /10

see ??

anyway, your poems are brilliant !!!!!:thumb_yello:

xXxXx

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Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not worried

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

:cheerful_h4h:

 

oh please :roftl::roftl::roftl:

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:roftl::roftl::roftl: remind me to wear my sunglasses if ever we meet!

I will, but you only need them if I turn around. :cheerful_h4h:

 

And with that I'll say goodnight and go off to dream of Mika galloping like a calf through a field in summer with a rainbow above...

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I tried to write a poem, but english is not my first language...so it's too hard :blush-anim-cl: or they will be very simple...and be nothing compared to yours!

 

English is not your first language ??! But you speak reeallly well !!

But you can always write one in whatever language you speak, it doesn't have to be in english !! I've been living in France for 12 years so I can talk french and english, last week, in physics, I invented three poems with my mates in french but they're pretty rubbish :roftl:

xXxXx

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I will, but you only need them if I turn around. :cheerful_h4h:

 

And with that I'll say goodnight and go off to dream of Mika galloping like a fowl through a field in summer with a rainbow above...

 

good night!! maybe sleep will bring you more inspiration! :thumb_yello:

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