Poems for Mika

[MiKaL00v3]

I will, but you only need them if I turn around.

 

And with that I'll say goodnight and go off to dream of Mika galloping like a fowl through a field in summer with a rainbow above...

 

Is it night where you are ?? It's 16:50 here

anyway, I'll leave you to gallop away...

goodnight !

[Kelzy]

Grace Kelly in the yellow shoes

And Freddie in his braces

The long thin pants in vibrant red

and secret hidden places

 

Ribena keeps him going strong

And Perez on TV

He cannot drive but flies a plane

such a celebrity!

 

His every minute filmed and watched

by eyes we cannot see

But never think us unaware

of what and who is he.

 

Chubby bunny, marmite stinks

and parlez-vous francais?

Another fckn interview

Another Love Today

 

Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not worried

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

 

ok.. i'm not poetic... i'm not even sarcastic

but this is the best that i can do, hopefully you'll enjoy it too

where is cazgirl when you need her? she could do this so much better!

 

there is a boy who sings like a bird

his sound is nothing that i have ever heard

and when he is performing on stage

i have no choice but to forget my age!

 

for some reason i felt the need

to find out about this artist indeed

so a google whore i became

and i only have mika to blame

 

i even joined the mfc

and made some friends from sea to sea

we talk about mika and all things things that are frugal

and yet we are still waiting for him to say we are official

 

i find mika very clever

and a brilliant songwriter

he takes reality and coats it with sugar

and makes us oldlings feel alot younger

 

if ever he finds the thread called mikagasmic

he might run away and find it horrific

but then again he may remain calm

as he realises we mean no harm

 

for mika is not perfect we all agree

he is human as you can see

and i think it's only fair to say

he made mistakes along the way

but maybe if we give him a chance or two (or 3 or 4, but 2 rimes )

i'm hoping he'll make it right and see it through

 

i wish him well along the way

and hope to see him perform again some day

 

i hope this poem didn't put you to sleep

and i sure hope you didn't find it too deep

this is the first one i write in many years

and i'm pretty confident babspanky won't shed tears

 

of course, this ends with a bouquet

and the traditional kachinga!

 

There once was a boy in gay Pareee

wearing bow ties and braces, oh gee

it went down quite well

but what in the hell

happened when they started to bully.

 

Well he found him a celestial voice

with fame and fortune, and the sailors choice

some say they don't care

while some just don't dare

but hey what the hell lets rejoice

 

Spray on the glitter let the confetti fly

from way up there near god in the sky

let my old knees go weak

as people call me a freak

who cares I want fun before I die!

 

Our boys winning award after award

round the world lets hope he doesn't get bored

if he does please dont say

keep it happy and gay

or get banned from the cyber sound board.

 

(got bored again so can't be *rsed to do more of it lol).

 

Here's my lame first attempt:

 

I'm not drunk enough to write a poem,

So I'll just sit here, whine and moan.

And wonder what I would do or say,

If Mika ever tours this way.

 

I'll probably kick him up the (non-existent) bum

For canceling the festivals in autumn.

Then tell him he's the MegaTwat.

And ask for an autograph for my cat.

 

He'll probably call security on me

And cancel my account on the MFC

But I'll come back as a troll

Then I can be a real asshole.

 

The dream tour of Oz wouldn't seem so distant,

If Mika could try harder to be consistent.

But the truth of it all is simply put,

Mika's more talented than my left foot.

[guylainem123]

 

 

Here's my lame first attempt:

 

I'm not drunk enough to write a poem,

So I'll just sit here, whine and moan.

And wonder what I would do or say,

If Mika ever tours this way.

 

I'll probably kick him up the (non-existent) bum

For canceling the festivals in autumn.

Then tell him he's the MegaTwat.

And ask for an autograph for my cat.

 

He'll probably call security on me

And cancel my account on the MFC

But I'll come back as a troll

Then I can be a real asshole.

 

The dream tour of Oz wouldn't seem so distant,

If Mika could try harder to be consistent.

But the truth of it all is simply put,

Mika's more talented than my left foot.

 

very very good!

but i disagree with one sentence... i found him one

[Christine]

I invented three poems with my mates in french but they're pretty rubbish

xXxXx

 

I'd like to see some French Mika poems. The more rubbish the better.

[lindemfc]

English is not your first language ??! But you speak reeallly well !!

But you can always write one in whatever language you speak, it doesn't have to be in english !! I've been living in France for 12 years so I can talk french and english, last week, in physics, I invented three poems with my mates in french but they're pretty rubbish

xXxXx

 

aww Thanks

I can write a poem in dutch, but then eveyone will go like...'wtf '

[Kelzy]

very very good!

but i disagree with one sentence... i found him one

 

I must disagree, because - you see.

His butt is flat, there's 0% fat.

The pants falling down is not gravity.

He's just teasin', there ain't no squeezin'.

[Christine]

aww Thanks

I can write a poem in dutch, but then eveyone will go like...'wtf '

 

I think you should write it in Dutch and then run it through the Kind and Fine Translator.

[avoca]

never been good at poetry. nor I ever particularly liked it..

 

I am a woman of prose.

[lindemfc]

I think you should write it in Dutch and then run it through the Kind and Fine Translator.

 

Ok I'll when I get back from work:wink2:

but what kind of translator do you mean?

[Blue Sky]

Mika you're adorable

You make your mummy proud

You're like a little angel

sitting on your cloud

 

Your siblings are so talented

And beautiful to boot

You should make it a family band

Now that would be a hoot!

 

Your mummy makes your jackets

Yasmine does art with you

Paloma and Fortune sing

Zuleika Allegra too.

 

And now you strip in public

You feel so cheap you say

Got no chicket, WTF was that

A pink sunglasses day?

[hotdlp]

Mika you're adorable

You make your mummy proud

You're like a little angel

sitting on your cloud

 

Your siblings are so talented

And beautiful to boot

You should make it a family band

Now that would be a hoot!

 

Your mummy makes your jackets

Yasmine does art with you

Paloma and Fortune sing

Zuleika Allegra too.

 

And now you strip in public

You feel so cheap you say

Got no chicket, WTF was that

A pink sunglasses day?

 

Lovely!

[sparkly1]

Mika you're adorable

You make your mummy proud

You're like a little angel

sitting on your cloud

 

Your siblings are so talented

And beautiful to boot

You should make it a family band

Now that would be a hoot!

 

Your mummy makes your jackets

Yasmine does art with you

Paloma and Fortune sing

Zuleika Allegra too.

 

And now you strip in public

You feel so cheap you say

Got no chicket, WTF was that

A pink sunglasses day?

ha ha liked that part

[guylainem123]

I must disagree, because - you see.

His butt is flat, there's 0% fat.

The pants falling down is not gravity.

He's just teasin', there ain't no squeezin'.

 

disagree and argue that you may

it will not change my mind anyway

with both my eyes i clearly see

the shape of his round little toushy

[sparkly1]

(and another 1)

 

Mika's got a magic wand

so some people say

although I've never seen it

I hope it's here to stay.

 

Don't want his magic spells to die

Don't want reality

wanna live in cartoon motion

and hide his sexuality

 

even though it screams out loud

I really just don't care

cos I am really not his type

oh crap life is unfair.

[Emerald]

:naughty:Great!! I love this thread! Well, I'll try a little sth...

 

Mika, the man wrapped in light,

A light, shiny and contagious.

Mika, your light is so bright,

That the rest is blackness.

 

Mika, the man of colours.

You spray them on the world,

Grey and sad, which is ours,

And you make people whirl.

 

 

It's short, but the inspiration is not quite here today, so...

[lollipop_monkey]

Chubby bunny, marmite stinks

and parlez-vous francais?

Another fckn interview

Another Love Today

 

Mika dodgily cancelled

But I don't care

Because he has pretty hair.

Mika redefined 'top of the week'

But I'm not bothered

Because his voice makes my knees weak.

Mika sacked his keyboardist

But I'm not worried

Because Mika's a genius artist.

Mika put us on a porn server

But I'm not concerned

Because he speaks with such passionate fervor.

I always look on the bright side

And smile very wide.

 

I'm not drunk enough to write a poem,

So I'll just sit here, whine and moan.

And wonder what I would do or say,

If Mika ever tours this way.

 

I'll probably kick him up the (non-existent) bum

For canceling the festivals in autumn.

Then tell him he's the MegaTwat.

And ask for an autograph for my cat.

 

He'll probably call security on me

And cancel my account on the MFC

But I'll come back as a troll

Then I can be a real asshole.

 

And now you strip in public

You feel so cheap you say

Got no chicket, WTF was that

A pink sunglasses day?

 

even though it screams out loud

I really just don't care

cos I am really not his type

oh crap life is unfair.

 

 

You guys...*dies* I think I choked, spit out my coffee and fell of my chair.

 

Apple poetry at its kind and finest!

[lollipop_monkey]

 

There once was a wizard, a talented boy

who had such adorable curls

with glitter and magic, with laughter and joy

he went out to conquer the world

 

He conquered New York, he conquered L.A.

he conqúered Berlin and Bruxelles

yes even small Reading he conquered one day

but that is a secret - don't tell

 

he conquered the boys, he conquered the girls

yes even the penguins you see

soon they would arrive from all over the world

wherever the wizard would be

 

he conquered a forum on top of the week

although he's not posting a thing

but now he owns us, a troll and a deek

let's see what the future will bring

 

 

Can we put this on the front page of MFC?

[Emerald]

 

You guys...*dies* I think I choked, spit out my coffee and fell of my chair.

 

Apple poetry at its kind and finest!

 

You know, I'm new (well, compared to some of you, who have been here for one year or more:wink2:). The chicken thing, ok, I got the point:naughty:, but the apple thing, I'm sorry, but I don't lool. Could sb please tell me? In a PM if it's necessary?

[Kata]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

[guylainem123]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

 

wow amazing and totally worth it

a show and a tan!!

[Blue Sky]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

 

OMG I AM CRYING!!! :lmao:

[Big Girl]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

 

I just did a little wee.

[hotdlp]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

Bwahahahaha

[Kata]

 

Can we put this on the front page of MFC?

 

:naughty: if not before, then for the next server crash

[babspanky]

There once was an arse, quite cute I suppose

we don't know if shaven or waxed

twas owned by a wizard, who used it as most

to sit upon when he relaxed

 

but sometimes the wizard was shakin' his stuff

and something quite odd became clear

it's said to be true, if you looked close enough

a sunbeam emerged from his rear

 

so people would gather from there and from here

to get a good look at the man

according to rumours all those who got near

came home with a beautiful tan

 

 

mwhahahaha :lmfao: