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This happened just now:

 

My high school is putting on a musical called On the Town, a tap dance-based musical set in the 1940s about three sailors in New York City for a day.

 

Dad: "I think they should modernize it by making them astronauts instead of sailers." (he was joking)

Mom: "Tap dancing astronauts!!??"

(both of them don't know about Mika)

Me: "Suprisingly, thats not a new concept for me":naughty:

 

good thing they didn't ask any questions about that statement...how would you even explain that to someone?:aah:

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mum: does that guy ever eat?

he always reminds me to wash the drains out!

well if he can get away with bed head, why can't you (to me)

 

dad: i don't think they've dropped yet ( :das: )

well he's not my cuppa. not in this lifetime, or next or even my last

 

bro: so when is he gonna come and bang on the door to take you to the

loony bin?

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He sure is one colourful stick man :P

 

we were watching TV with a friend and her brother who does not know about my infatuation with mika. This ad came on and a dude was singing really high on it and he goes:'is that mika?'

i was instantly alert at the mention of the name (it wasnt mika btw)

'naah. Mikas voice is less jazzy and softer'

my friend 'i think it does sound like him but trust her, she can tell.'

him 'you know he clips his balls together so that he can sing that high?'

At this point my friend turned around and looked at me with big eyes expecting me to start strangling him, but i burst out laughing so hard i was clutching my sides.

Her 'he doesnt! You can tell cause he sings really deep and masculinly (eep!) in some songs, like in grace jelly the verses are deep and the chorus isnt!'

i was impressed at her outburst. Shes not a fan, but appreciates him sometimes.

Him 'he does. Theres no way he could sing that high. '

her 'no hes just got an amazing voice. He had a really good russian singing teacher when he was younger'

i had tears in my eyes. Mainly because i had just heard the most hilarious thing ever said about mika, but also cause sge did me proud with that piece of mika trivia.

'no, he doesnt actually do that. '

my friend 'yeah what do you expect? At a concert 'ooh sorry guys a high bits coming i gotta clip up my testicles!''

i burst out laughing again.

Unfotunately i couldnt think of mika for the rest of the day without imagining him tying his balls up and cracking up. As i think about mika very often, i attracted some rather strange stares that day xD

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He sure is one colourful stick man :P

 

we were watching TV with a friend and her brother who does not know about my infatuation with mika. This ad came on and a dude was singing really high on it and he goes:'is that mika?'

i was instantly alert at the mention of the name (it wasnt mika btw)

'naah. Mikas voice is less jazzy and softer'

my friend 'i think it does sound like him but trust her, she can tell.'

him 'you know he clips his balls together so that he can sing that high?'

At this point my friend turned around and looked at me with big eyes expecting me to start strangling him, but i burst out laughing so hard i was clutching my sides.

Her 'he doesnt! You can tell cause he sings really deep and masculinly (eep!) in some songs, like in grace jelly the verses are deep and the chorus isnt!'

i was impressed at her outburst. Shes not a fan, but appreciates him sometimes.

Him 'he does. Theres no way he could sing that high. '

her 'no hes just got an amazing voice. He had a really good russian singing teacher when he was younger'

i had tears in my eyes. Mainly because i had just heard the most hilarious thing ever said about mika, but also cause sge did me proud with that piece of mika trivia.

'no, he doesnt actually do that. '

my friend 'yeah what do you expect? At a concert 'ooh sorry guys a high bits coming i gotta clip up my testicles!''i burst out laughing again.

Unfotunately i couldnt think of mika for the rest of the day without imagining him tying his balls up and cracking up. As i think about mika very often, i attracted some rather strange stares that day xD

 

:lmfao: i cried when i read that!!! x

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Grandma last night after I wouldn't let her watch something in peace:

 

"Do I ever disturb you like this when you're on Mika?"

 

 

me: :blink:...............................:roftl: :roftl: :roftl:

 

 

"on" as "all over", "on top of"....

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Grandma last night after I wouldn't let her watch something in peace:

 

"Do I ever disturb you like this when you're on Mika?"

 

 

me: :blink:...............................:roftl: :roftl: :roftl:

 

 

"on" as "all over", "on top of"....

 

:lmfao: that's brilliant!!

 

me: *sitting in car singing we are golden*

WE ARE GOLDEN... WE ARE GOLDEN!!!

 

nan: WE ARE GONNA GET A HEADACHE IF YOU CARRY ON LIKE THAT!!

 

me: :blink: ... *sulking* well we're still golden :shun:

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Mom: *sees picture of Mika online* He's wearing that necklace again.

 

(It's the one with the penis. :teehee:)

 

He's got a necklace with a penis? Genuis.:lmfao:

 

My brother, switching a bit through my boyfriend's iPod: Hey. You got Mika on there!

My boyfriend: *looks at me and smiles* Well of course he's on there! He's pretty good.

 

And he didn't only have like, one song. He had LICM, TBWKTM and even the EP.:wub2:

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A few days ago so I don't remember it exactly, but with someone from work who was talking about a local (dutch) artist she likes. Can't remember how we got there but at some point she said something like (it was about the singing): ... not like Mika, that guy's frustrated.

 

I was like: :blink::lmfao:

So stupid I can't remember the whole thing, can only still hear that part, but in the context etc. it was so funny! :aah:

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:lmfao: that's brilliant!!

 

me: *sitting in car singing we are golden*

WE ARE GOLDEN... WE ARE GOLDEN!!!

 

nan: WE ARE GONNA GET A HEADACHE IF YOU CARRY ON LIKE THAT!!

 

me: :blink: ... *sulking* well we're still golden :shun:

Now THAT just made my day :P

we ARE golden.

Heh. I put on tbwktm really loud yesterday morning in the house's main sound system, and apparently my dad (a sworn mika hater -.-) had blame it on the girls stuck in his head all morning =D

i did it again last night and when it got to rain he said: 'oh wait, is this the part where he goes on about hating bad weather?' and i was like : xD

at the chorus he ACTUALLY said : hmm... This is actually pretty good. This mika dude is basically good at doing little parts of songs and then he just stuffs the rest of the three minutes with shyte.'

which is kind of a compliment... ?

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Now THAT just made my day :P

we ARE golden.

Heh. I put on tbwktm really loud yesterday morning in the house's main sound system, and apparently my dad (a sworn mika hater -.-) had blame it on the girls stuck in his head all morning =D

i did it again last night and when it got to rain he said: 'oh wait, is this the part where he goes on about hating bad weather?' and i was like : xD

at the chorus he ACTUALLY said : hmm... This is actually pretty good. This mika dude is basically good at doing little parts of songs and then he just stuffs the rest of the three minutes with shyte.'

which is kind of a compliment... ?

 

hehehehe brilliant!!

 

my nan was on a roll today

 

nan: so you like that mika then huh

me: yeah :doh:

nan: tell me, is it a girl or boy?

me: :roftl:

 

*later*

nan: how does he get soo high?

me: i dunno

nan: he must either have someone standing behind him stabing him in the bum with a knitting needle

me: :naughty: or??

nan: he has a bit of string around his unmentionables which he holds the other end of so he can tug it a bit to get the right note

me: :roftl:

 

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*walking home from shops holding a toaster and listening/ dancing/ miming Love Today, three guys in hoodies walk toward me, i panic and turn the music down and stop dancing coz i feel intimidated*

 

dude1: i feel intimidated

dude2: why man, she's shorter than us

dude3: coz she's holding a toaster, and listening/ dancing to mika

dude2: woah, she. is. scary man

dude1: *real quite* yeah, and i bet she can hear us

 

me: :lmfao:

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Friend: If I hear one more thing about Mika, I will tape your mouth shut. I'm not even kidding anymore. What do you see in him? please just answer that!

Me: *shows We Are Golden video*

Friend: Oh...I see. It makes more sense now!

 

One converted, now she can help me with converting the others in our group!

 

 

Me: We are not what you think we are

Friend: We are girly, we are girly!

 

Which I thought was a little harsh after only hearing one song!

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