Fangirl Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Luke is my older brother, by the way. He has a running joke that he's written every song in the world. Don't ask me why. *Lady Gaga's Poker Face plays* Luke: I respect Lady Gaga. For three reasons. One, she's not afraid to do what she wants, two, she's a classically trained musician, and three, she respects the gay community. Me:[/b[ (From the other room) THINK MIKA IS ALL OF THESE THINGS BUT YOU DON'T LIKE 'IM! Luke: ... But yeah, Mika IS gay, so of COURSE he has to respect the gay community. My mom: No he's not. Luke: Are you oblivious? Mom: He doesn't want to be labelled. Me: *spinning around in a circle* Labels are for soup cans! Luke: *trips me* Shut up Emma. *She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 plays in the background* Luke: ... I wrote this song. Me: You've written most songs. Luke: I wrote EVERY song. Me: Wait, so you wrote Grace Kelly? Luke: ... No. Me: Oh. Luke: I wrote We Are Golden though. Me: I can't find my headphones! Err... Oh. Here they are. Luke: Oh, by the way. How late do you listen to music? I woke up at three in the morning and Love Today was playing in the background! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Luke: ... But yeah, Mika IS gay, so of COURSE he has to respect the gay community. My mom: No he's not. Luke: Are you oblivious? Mom: He doesn't want to be labelled. Me: *spinning around in a circle* Labels are for soup cans! Luke: *trips me* Shut up Emma. i love you. (i first wrote uo.y. i keep writing words backwars todays. what is with mee... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 i love you. (i first wrote uo.y. i keep writing words backwars todays. what is with mee... ) Love ya too! (I do that sometimes. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Me: I can't find my headphones! Err... Oh. Here they are. Luke: Oh, by the way. How late do you listen to music? I woke up at three in the morning and Love Today was playing in the background! OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 OMG! I fall asleep with my iPod on often... Normally playing very loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Luke is my older brother, by the way. He has a running joke that he's written every song in the world. Don't ask me why. *Lady Gaga's Poker Face plays* Luke: I respect Lady Gaga. For three reasons. One, she's not afraid to do what she wants, two, she's a classically trained musician, and three, she respects the gay community. Me:[/b[ (From the other room) THINK MIKA IS ALL OF THESE THINGS BUT YOU DON'T LIKE 'IM! Luke: ... But yeah, Mika IS gay, so of COURSE he has to respect the gay community. My mom: No he's not. Luke: Are you oblivious? Mom: He doesn't want to be labelled. Me: *spinning around in a circle* Labels are for soup cans! Luke: *trips me* Shut up Emma. *She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 plays in the background* Luke: ... I wrote this song. Me: You've written most songs. Luke: I wrote EVERY song. Me: Wait, so you wrote Grace Kelly? Luke: ... No. Me: Oh. Luke: I wrote We Are Golden though. Me: I can't find my headphones! Err... Oh. Here they are. Luke: Oh, by the way. How late do you listen to music? I woke up at three in the morning and Love Today was playing in the background! :roftl: He wrote every song, but didn't write Grace Kelly I first started reading in the middle of the post. I was wondering why Luke (associated w/ Mika's former keyboardplayer )would have written WAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 :roftl: He wrote every song, but didn't write Grace Kelly I first started reading in the middle of the post. I was wondering why Luke (associated w/ Mika's former keyboardplayer )would have written WAG He's weird like that. :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyChloe15 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 'mum, i love mika, he's so nice, i love his curly hair, and everything'- me 'well Chloe, you are only 10 years younger, so it could be possible when your older'- mum 'i know, but i want him NOW'- me 'mum can i go to one of Mika's gigs'-me 'only if your good Chloe, or you can have it as part of your birthday present'-mum 'thats soo cool, when are you gonna order them'- me 'when im ready'-mum monday:'are you gonna order them yet'-me tuesday:'are you gonna order them yet'-me wednesday:'are you gonna order them yet'-me thursday:'are you gonna order them yet'-me friday:'are you gonna order them yet'-me saturday:'are you gonna order them yet'-me sunday: 'okay okay Chloe i give in'- mum 'mum, mum i love mikas new cd its amazing'-me 'i dont know what to think of him'-mum 'oh mum, you'll like him, i'll play his cd everyday and then you'll like him-me ...after a week of playing his cd NON STOP 'mum do you like him now'-me 'yeah, he's really good'-mum 'i knew it '-me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikutukumimika Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Luke is my older brother, by the way. He has a running joke that he's written every song in the world. Don't ask me why. *Lady Gaga's Poker Face plays* Luke: I respect Lady Gaga. For three reasons. One, she's not afraid to do what she wants, two, she's a classically trained musician, and three, she respects the gay community. Me:[/b[ (From the other room) THINK MIKA IS ALL OF THESE THINGS BUT YOU DON'T LIKE 'IM! Luke: ... But yeah, Mika IS gay, so of COURSE he has to respect the gay community. My mom: No he's not. Luke: Are you oblivious? Mom: He doesn't want to be labelled. Me: *spinning around in a circle* Labels are for soup cans! Luke: *trips me* Shut up Emma. *She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 plays in the background* Luke: ... I wrote this song. Me: You've written most songs. Luke: I wrote EVERY song. Me: Wait, so you wrote Grace Kelly? Luke: ... No. Me: Oh. Luke: I wrote We Are Golden though. Me: I can't find my headphones! Err... Oh. Here they are. Luke: Oh, by the way. How late do you listen to music? I woke up at three in the morning and Love Today was playing in the background! Your brother is funny. I like She Will Be Loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Your brother is funny. I like She Will Be Loved. That he is. I like it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 me and my best friend dishin' it out, he signed off mysteriously after this. Him: Just download it illegally. Me: No, I must buy it on iTunes like a good citizen of the world. Him: That's not vampire weekend would want you to do, Me: it's what mika would want me to go. Him: MIKA'S A F*G. Me: ****YOU****YOU****YOU****YOU. --he signs off-- Me: YOU are the fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foryoublue Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 "He's like poppy and upbeat and annoying. But you can't get him out of your head."-friend "He's not annoying! How is he annoying?"-me "Yes, he is! Haha. But it's so catchy. I've had 'Big Girls' in my head for the past 24 hours. Do you have the cd on you?"-friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Luke: You have cr*p movies on your iPod. Me: Hm. Yeah. Luke: ... OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PORN! Me: What? ... Luke... That's We Are Golden. Me: Wow. Eighty pounds. I could buy Mika tickets. Luke: Bugger Mika. I'm your brother. Luke: Why do you have a video of a stripper on your iPod? Me: That's Love Today, idiot. Luke: Mikamikamikamikamikamikamika... Me: ...? Luke: I'm being you. Isn't it obvious? *grabs my glasses off my face*... *puts them on*. AHEM. Mikamikamikamikamikamika.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet.pixie Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Here is the situation: It's my birthday and a friend texts me to great her: I'm going to give you Mika as my present me: that would be the happiest thing in my life her: poor him, he would be your slave me: no! it's all the other way round, I would be his slave, I would do anything he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikutukumimika Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 me and my best friend dishin' it out, he signed off mysteriously after this. Him: Just download it illegally. Me: No, I must buy it on iTunes like a good citizen of the world. Him: That's not vampire weekend would want you to do, Me: it's what mika would want me to go. Him: MIKA'S A F*G. Me: ****YOU****YOU****YOU****YOU. --he signs off-- Me: YOU are the fag. ...I downloaded TBWKTM. But I bought the CD too! It just didn't work to put the tracks from the CD on my computer so I decided to download it as well. I paid the price anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 ...I downloaded TBWKTM. But I bought the CD too! It just didn't work to put the tracks from the CD on my computer so I decided to download it as well. I paid the price anyway. I've bought his CDs both on iTunes and the physical ones, I want mika to get all the proceeds from his music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxy Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Luke: You have cr*p movies on your iPod.Me: Hm. Yeah. Luke: ... OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PORN! Me: What? ... Luke... That's We Are Golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Dad: Oh by the way I watched that We are golden video the other day. Me: Yes, I heard it from out here, and I knew your homosexual tendencies would get to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Me waiting in line at the coffee machine with some senior year mates (girls). Girl: OMG!!! I love your bracelet. It's soooo Mika!! Sorry, but it IS sooo Mika! Me: "Sorry"? what for? Girl: hey, are you still into Mika? Me: not that I have a choice! GIrl: Oh, I see! you were MEANT to like him... Me: I guess that's true...it's the biggest burden of my life! Girl: wow, that was deep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangirl Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Luke: Jesus, Emma! Me: ... *still half asleep* What? Luke: I woke up in the middle of the night, and your gay music was playing! I don't the song, but I swear I heard a whiny, girly voice sing it! It had to be Mika! I can't help it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 after explaining to mum about an article i have on the wall in my room about mika putting meat in his shoes so he combats blisters when dancing on stage. mum- oh my... he needs to be sectioned me- awww no, i think he's special mum- yeah, that's why he's gotta be sectioned... and all you fans have gotta be sectioned for supporting a man that stuffs his shoes with meat! me- x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkfakecheez Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Dad: Oh by the way I watched that We are golden video the other day.Me: Yes, I heard it from out here, and I knew your homosexual tendencies would get to you. Was he singing along or anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The other day i was cooking with my mom... I put on some Mika music... Mom: Oh, that's Mika! Me: Yes... you should know it by now I've played it non-stop for 2 weeks... Mom: Yes.. oh, i love his song.. hmm, whats it called.. Rain? Me: *runs to put Rain on* Mom: Yes thats the one Then she started dancing and singing "Rain rain raiiiiiiiiiin" Me: I swear, Mika has the weirdest effects on people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) Me and my brother where waterskiing today, and the pulley at the back of the boat broke. We all came into the shore and my dad and his friend were trying to fix the pulley... we were standing there while the adults were talking and then my dad says "i think this was the wrong kind of pulley, it wasnt what you thought it was" and me and my brother, suddenly said in perfect time(i guess we had the exact same thought at the same moment) "that pulley is not what you think it is, it is broken! IT IS BROKEN!!" then we cracked up laughing and hi-5ed while my dad snorted because he got it and everyone else just looked at us weirdly Edited January 16, 2010 by racinghorse83 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marian538 Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 -"Mika who??" - my best friend -When I play Mika's cd in my car: My dad:"Who is this girl singing?" Me:" It's a BOY!!!!! Mika!!!" My dad: "Oh! Have a funny voice, I like it!" :biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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