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Ohmygoodness, this thread is hilarious! I've been reading through it backwards now.

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I have something!

 

Sitting around before school bell rings like a week ago. I got my two best friends into Mika too, but they go to me for updates and such.

 

Me: Yeah, Mika's new CD isn't too bad at all! I really like it.

Sarah: So, you would know. . . is he gay or what? What is he?

Me: Oh! I know this! He is bisexual. Doesn't think love should have limits and such.

Sarah: . . . great. That means he's horny.

Cheyenne: What??!?

Sarah: I have a theory that all bisexual people are just really horny.

 

Thanks, Sarah. :blink:

 

:blink:

 

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

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Ohmygoodness, this thread is hilarious! I've been reading through it backwards now.

~subscribes~

 

 

I have something!

 

Sitting around before school bell rings like a week ago. I got my two best friends into Mika too, but they go to me for updates and such.

 

Me: Yeah, Mika's new CD isn't too bad at all! I really like it.

Sarah: So, you would know. . . is he gay or what? What is he?

Me: Oh! I know this! He is bisexual. Doesn't think love should have limits and such.

Sarah: . . . great. That means he's horny.

Cheyenne: What??!?

Sarah: I have a theory that all bisexual people are just really horny.

 

Thanks, Sarah. :blink:

 

:lol3: :lol3:

 

I have something that happened today, not really a quote, it was more a wordless saying.

 

We were drawing bad pictures of everyone in our group on the bus for our school trip, then friend drew a picture of our group, to which i added Mika next to me with a heart in the middle (lol) and when i got it back the heart had been scribbled out, Mika had grown some overalls, developed buck teeth and pet flys and his hair had doubled in height. So had mine (I have curly hair too, so we looked quite a pair :aah: )

 

Im not sure what they were implying....But we had quite a laugh:roftl:

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Me: Lollipop is really cool, they take trash cans and use them like drums :lol3:

Friend: *same apalled as when I told her I hadn't seen Twilight*

Me: You just think I'm really weird, don't you?

Friend: Well...it's just kind of your world...

 

:lol3::lol3:

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Me : Hey hol'z look at my wall paper, its mika!!

Holly : Ughh not mika AGAIN!

(holly looks at my phone)

Holly : Omg! He is well fit!! I offically want to take him home!

(screen saver comes on)

Holly : :mf_lustslow::mf_lustslow::mf_lustslow:

(holly turns the phone to cortney)

Cortney : Send. Me. That. Now. Before. I. Faint.

 

 

:biggrin2: Its so funny to see people reactions when you show them a pic of mika cos they dont know what he looks like.

 

Ohh and also my friends hearing teacher looked at my ict powerpoint (i did it about mika :biggrin2:) and said iv only just noticed how good looking mika is. :teehee:

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Brilliant! :roftl:

 

thank you!

 

 

my nan always goes on about mika being a girl even though i've shown her countless pics of him showing that mika is a BOY...

 

nan: i heard you're mika on the radio the other day

me::wub2: and did you like him?

nan: well he doesn't know if he's a boy or a girl, but he seems to wanna blame both girls and boys for something, but i never found out what it was he was blaming them for...

me and mum: :teehee::roftl:

xx

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thank you!

 

 

my nan always goes on about mika being a girl even though i've shown her countless pics of him showing that mika is a BOY...

 

nan: i heard you're mika on the radio the other day

me::wub2: and did you like him?

nan: well he doesn't know if he's a boy or a girl, but he seems to wanna blame both girls and boys for something, but i never found out what it was he was blaming them for...

me and mum: :teehee::roftl:

xx

 

:roll1:

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My brother: I know everything about my friends, we tell each other EVERYTHING, I even can tell you which color of underwear my best friend is using right now.

Me: I can tell you which color and kind of underwear Mika is wearing (and then I start telling him everything I know concerning his underwear).

My brother's face: :shocked:

:roftl:

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One of the schools I'm trying to get into has an adviser/head of a section called Mika, yet this Mika is female and sadly not a popstar. I was emailing her because she wants to talk to me over the phone.

 

Mom: So did you email. . . uh, Mika? ~confused expression~

Me: Yeah, I emailed her.

Mom: Ah! So it's a girl! I just don't know anymore, since your Mika is a guy. For a second, I thought you had alternative motives for going to this school.

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:lol3: :lol3:

 

I have something that happened today, not really a quote, it was more a wordless saying.

 

We were drawing bad pictures of everyone in our group on the bus for our school trip, then friend drew a picture of our group, to which i added Mika next to me with a heart in the middle (lol) and when i got it back the heart had been scribbled out, Mika had grown some overalls, developed buck teeth and pet flys and his hair had doubled in height. So had mine (I have curly hair too, so we looked quite a pair :aah: )

 

Im not sure what they were implying....But we had quite a laugh:roftl:

:roftl::roftl:

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My mom (watching WAG vid): He's in good shape. Woah did you see that jump?! I liked that video, but the song sounds like a David Cassidy song.

 

Me: :blink:

 

Then, she came in when I was watching the other version of WAG

 

Her: Why is Mika touching himself like that? That's an odd thing to do on camera. I don't remember that from earlier when I watched it....

 

Me: :blush-anim-cl::teehee:

 

Other version?!:boxed: Touching himself?!?:jawdrop: What have I missed?? Pleaaaaase link me!

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One of the schools I'm trying to get into has an adviser/head of a section called Mika, yet this Mika is female and sadly not a popstar. I was emailing her because she wants to talk to me over the phone.

 

Mom: So did you email. . . uh, Mika? ~confused expression~

Me: Yeah, I emailed her.

Mom: Ah! So it's a girl! I just don't know anymore, since your Mika is a guy. For a second, I thought you had alternative motives for going to this school.

 

:lmfao::lmfao:

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thank you!

 

 

my nan always goes on about mika being a girl even though i've shown her countless pics of him showing that mika is a BOY...

 

nan: i heard you're mika on the radio the other day

me::wub2: and did you like him?

nan: well he doesn't know if he's a boy or a girl, but he seems to wanna blame both girls and boys for something, but i never found out what it was he was blaming them for...

me and mum: :teehee::roftl:

xx

 

:roftl::roftl:

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My friend:Mika? Is that the guy that sings about colors??

Me::sneaky2: he also sings about other stuff you know! He sings about a married man who falls in love with another guy and lollipops!:wub2:

My friend: :blink::blink::blink:

 

Yeah :blink: is exactly the reaction I get from most people :roftl: They just don't know what they're missing :shun:

 

:naughty:

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Yeah :blink: is exactly the reaction I get from most people :roftl: They just don't know what they're missing :shun:

 

:naughty:

 

exactly:sneaky2:

 

tried to sneak so mika music at a party last week, and it didnt work!!:lmfao:

they heard lollipop and changed CDs:lmfao:

 

i was mad:naughty:

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Me (to the reliever teacher): so, sir have you ever heard of Mika?

reliever teacher: Mika who?

Me: Mika, british pop star, Mika

reliever teacher: oh, yeah I've heard of him.

another girl in my class: She's in love with him!

reliever teacher: oh, you're in love with him!?

Me: you don't even know me sir, how can you say that?

reliever teacher: no, no, I know, you're in love with him.

[pause]

reliever teacher: so is Mika a girl or a guy?

Me: :blink:

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Me (to the reliever teacher): so, sir have you ever heard of Mika?

reliever teacher: Mika who?

Me: Mika, british pop star, Mika

reliever teacher: oh, yeah I've heard of him.

another girl in my class: She's in love with him!

reliever teacher: oh, you're in love with him!?

Me: you don't even know me sir, how can you say that?

reliever teacher: no, no, I know, you're in love with him.

[pause]

reliever teacher: so is Mika a girl or a guy?

Me: :blink:

 

:lmfao:!!!

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exactly:sneaky2:

 

tried to sneak so mika music at a party last week, and it didnt work!!:lmfao:

they heard lollipop and changed CDs:lmfao:

 

i was mad:naughty:

 

haha awww! i was all upset too when my teacher just skipped wag on that greatest hits cd :aah:

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My brother: I know everything about my friends, we tell each other EVERYTHING, I even can tell you which color of underwear my best friend is using right now.

Me: I can tell you which color and kind of underwear Mika is wearing (and then I start telling him everything I know concerning his underwear).

My brother's face: :shocked:

:roftl:

 

:roftl:

That just officially made my day. :biggrin2:

:roftl:

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Not really a quote but my geography teacher likes Mika and I, obviously, do too. So whenever we decide to put music on in class we put Mika on and dance. And it's perfect 'cuz no-one else in the class can make us turn it off for she is teacher :roftl: I is one happy geo student!!:biggrin2:

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