happikali Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 StuckZZZZZZZ !!! Sadly , I must head for bed ... done another all nighter ... ... 'tis 6:10am (ssshhhhhhhhhh ) Hope you are happy !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 StuckZZZZZZZ !!! Sadly , I must head for bed ... done another all nighter ... ... 'tis 6:10am (ssshhhhhhhhhh ) Hope you are happy !! Sweet dreams HK . You're nocturnal really, aren't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I'm home from Melbourne. Wicked was amazingly brilliant! I'm jellus... Heheh, The Mikamites should be open 24/7, I'd like to work here those hours -- what are your overtime rates? . Hmmm... its a recession, so we offer nothing other than good company (though that can lacking at times, and all the free virtual food you can eat. Plus, we'll through in one complimentary drop bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I'm jellus... Hmmm... its a recession, so we offer nothing other than good company (though that can lacking at times, and all the free virtual food you can eat. Plus, we'll through in one complimentary drop bear throw. You're getting as bad as OKD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 But can I have a drop bear too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 throw. You're getting as bad as OKD Its not even 8am yet. ANy typos before 8 are excused *hmph* I don't get why I put through though, it sounds like threw not throw But can I have a drop bear too? And sure.... *throws one at you* its all yours. But if you want it to be friendly to you, you better start eating your vegemite Morning Silver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Good morningk everyone! StuckZZZZZZZ !!! *huglove* Sadly , I must head for bed ... done another all nighter ... ... 'tis 6:10am (ssshhhhhhhhhh ) Hope you are happy !! Ooo! *Borat voice & smirk* Naughty, naughty! (Actually, don't worry, I do it too -- not tonight though - school tomorrow ) I'm jellus... Hmmm... its a recession, so we offer nothing other than good company (though that can lacking at times, and all the free virtual food you can eat. Plus, we'll through in one complimentary drop bear Yay!!! Drop bear!!! Damn recession... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Silv - dropbears are :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yay!!! Drop bear!!! Damn recession... Glad you like it. Silv - dropbears are :eek: Just keep up your vegemite intake and you'll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yay!! No-one answered my 'newbie-question' .. .. where can you find good-looking men in Australia?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Yay!! No-one answered my 'newbie-question' .. .. where can you find good-looking men in Australia?? Thats because we don't know We'll leave it for Kelz, she'll come up with a good answer for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Thats because we don't know We'll leave it for Kelz, she'll come up with a good answer for you Aaw! Very nice. But please, no corny answers such as 'my bedroom'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Aaw! Very nice. But please, no corny answers such as 'my bedroom'. If only... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 If only... Of course, I'd like that too .. Maybe 'my work place' or 'my school' would be alright too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Of course, I'd like that too .. Maybe 'my work place' or 'my school' would be alright too. There are some at my school/uni But then, with the amount of people they have there, you'd be more worried if there wasn't any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 There are some at my school/uni But then, with the amount of people they have there, you'd be more worried if there wasn't any My school has some too -- there are about 1000 students, but most are younger than me (the school is for ages 3 to 18), so I'd be worried if I thought too many to be suitable! Good places to find men? School, the train station, the local cafés and parking lots... not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 My school has some too -- there are about 1000 students, but most are younger than me (the school is for ages 3 to 18), so I'd be worried if I thought too many to be suitable! Good places to find men? School, the train station, the local cafés and parking lots... not. Hmmm... yeah it would be worrying. And I'd worry about the kind of guys you pick up in parking lots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Hmmm... yeah it would be worrying. And I'd worry about the kind of guys you pick up in parking lots Me?? Nevergh. Dark alleyways then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Me?? Nevergh. Dark alleyways then? Oh yeah... dark alleyways are alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Oh yeah... dark alleyways are alrightAlways take company though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soangel Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Always take company though! Of course..... unless your a risk taker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im_stuck_in_the_middle Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Of course..... unless your a risk taker Going to beddie byes! Goonie dightey, everyone! xxxxxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 He's a cheeky bugger.He still hasn't found out. I think that's because no one knows. How sad is that? Oh, and in other news. I bought the new U2 CD today with the lift out poster and CD booklet. Tis pretty sad... You'd think someone would know... Oooooh, pretties! What's the poster look like? Q. Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. __________________________________________________ Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A. Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. I knew Bianca and I missed something in Kings Cross when we stayed there... I've heard that one but with Canada instead of Australia... And lastly, before I forget. Today Mother Melzy and I went to Kmart. We were in the music DVD section. MM picks up Dido's DVD and asks "How do you say that?" And I reply "Die-Doe" And she says "I kept trying to put an L in it" . And sadly enough, it took me a while to figure out where the L would go... Oh all of the things I've always wanted to ask about Australia, but didn't because I didn't want to look stupid! You secretly wanted to know about the hippo racing, right? Um... I have a question... where can you find good-looking men in Australia?? Dunno... when I find some, I'll let you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 ... I don't get it Cimmanon is to cinnamon as aminal is to animal as philiphosising is to philosophising. I could email this to you all, but I thought here would be funny. These questions about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. Written beside each question is the country the moron who asked the question comes from. *zhhz* __________________________________________________ Q. Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. __________________________________________________ Q. Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A. Depends how much you've been drinking. __________________________________________________ Q. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks (Sweden)? A. Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. __________________________________________________ Q. Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A. What did your last slave die of? __________________________________________________ Q. Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. __________________________________________________ Q. Which direction is North in Australia? (USA) A. Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. _________________________________________________ Q. Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK) A. Why? Just use your fingers like we do. __________________________________________________ Q. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A. Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. __________________________________________________ Q. Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK) A. You are a British politician, right? _________________________________________________ Q. Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A. No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. __________________________________________________ Q. Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) A. Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. ________________________________________________ Q. I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA) A. It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. __________________________________________________ Q. I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA) A. Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. __________________________________________________ Q. Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A. Yes, gay night clubs. __________________________________________________ Q. Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France) A. Only at Christmas. __________________________________________________ Q. I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? (USA) A. Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. __________________________________________________ Q. Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A. Yes, but you'll have to learn it first. __________________________________________________ I can't believe they didn't mention vegemite for the drop bears, but anyway Hahahahahahaha! Everything I wanted to know about Australia, all in one go... And lastly, before I forget. Today Mother Melzy and I went to Kmart. We were in the music DVD section. MM picks up Dido's DVD and asks "How do you say that?" And I reply "Die-Doe" And she says "I kept trying to put an L in it" . I'd forgotten that Dido was still alive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happikali Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 'ello dahlins' !! STUCKZ: There are good looking guys everywhere !! I just think you have to BE HERE to meet them ... ... come on over & get stuck in !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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