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I am slapping YOU!!! :blinkroftl::roftl:

Thanks for letting me win!!! :naughty

 

And it's Jeremy Kyle here who does the Springer type shows!! :naughty

:cheerful_h4h: I have to lose a little to win a little.

*passes you a copy of your final will and testiclemony to sign*

Go Jeremy, Go Jeremy, Go Jeremy. :punk:

i'm confused. i'm either all scraped from being dragged around and lying at kelzeys feet, or locked in a closet by wendi.

 

:shocked

maybe there is two mes..

 

 

 

 

 

yikes:

Yes. First we give you multiple identities and then we torture them both. :naughty:

 

It's ok - I have let you come out the closet now - to lie at Kelzy's feet!!

Helps keep the smell away!!! :roftl:

Hahahahahahah :sneaky2: That's not me, that's Mike that stinks. You always forget to wash him when you are finished.

Ah well, I'm sure car air freshener spray is something that can be lived without :wink2:

Depends who's been farting in the backseat.

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Not if you have three dogs that travel in it!!

I use the little dangle from a switch ones!! :naughty:

I normally use the dangly ones.. have to buy one.

 

What works well (and I would use, if I didn't have a 3 door car which requires the seats moving back and forth to let people out) is a unopened packet of fabric softener under a seat. Not too strong, and lasts a bit :wink2:

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:cheerful_h4h: I have to lose a little to win a little.

*passes you a copy of your final will and testiclemony to sign*

Go Jeremy, Go Jeremy, Go Jeremy. :punk:

 

Hahahahahahah :sneaky2: That's not me, that's Mike that stinks. You always forget to wash him when you are finished.

 

I don't have testicles so I will have to pass on that part!! :naughty:

 

He is in pristine condition when I finish with him!! :sneaky2:

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I normally use the dangly ones.. have to buy one.

 

What works well (and I would use, if I didn't have a 3 door car which requires the seats moving back and forth to let people out) is a unopened packet of fabric softener under a seat. Not too strong, and lasts a bit :wink2:

 

I don't think we have that kind of fabric conditioner either :shocked:

I use the bottom of the fabric conditioner bottle - and put it in

a spray bottle and use it last thing at night. It is dry by morning

and the car smells lovely!!

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:lmao: It is unlocked now!! :das:

Labotomy? Nah - there is not enough to perform one!!

My son says I have one brain cell - and it's a space invader :sneaky2

Perhaps he wants to do it Houdini-style. :naughty:

:roftl: Poor lonely brain cell.

 

Ick big black ones. I haven't seen any spiders for a few days now.

 

And :blush-anim-cl: my fingers think for themselves, and quite often ignore the words my brain wants them to type

We know. We now. Wee no.

Not if you have three dogs that travel in it!!

I use the little dangle from a switch ones!! :naughty:

Oh, well aren't you modernised. :naughty: They double up as perfume.

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I don't think we have that kind of fabric conditioner either :shocked:

I use the bottom of the fabric conditioner bottle - and put it in

a spray bottle and use it last thing at night. It is dry by morning

and the car smells lovely!!

 

That would work too

 

 

We know. We now. Wee no.

 

:naughty:

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Yeah, It :naughty :

Oh, don't you hate that. Updates are a pain. I have to format soon. And I just can't be bothered. And I have no idea what Ilife is.

 

I DO !!!! Grrrrr .... I've spent 6 hrs. on upgrading ... & it just kept freezing !!! :aah:

So , I gave up & will have to call Apple tomorrow ... back on my usual comp. now ... which is better *happydance*

 

I-Life is for Macs ... http://www.apple.com/ilife/

 

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I understand :wub2:

Thanks !! *wicked winks*

Tena Lady v Envive :dance_man :

 

Oops - sorry - thought I was in the Oldlings :blush-anim-clroftl:

Hahahahahah !!! There isn't ONE Lady Tena joke yet that hasn't made me almost wet myself !!!

Please don't!!! :naughty : I wont even wear a thong - they are like

cheesecutters!! :sneaky2 :

OUCH !!! & hahaha !

 

Really? Ours are right next to the machines for the vacuums. Its seems odd to me to go to a carwash and not finish by making the car smell pretty inside

Never heard of them Bex ... but then again ... I do live in the bush ... *wink2*

I don't have testicles so I will have to pass on that part!! :naughty :

 

He is in pristine condition when I finish with him!! :sneaky2:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH !!! TOUCHE !!

 

HK wanted a puppy dog eyes gif recently.. I found this adorable thing

 

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AWWWWW ... not a smiley ... but ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE !!!

Thanks Kelz !!

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Tegan - Hazel has three gigs with the Red Hot Chilli Pipers!! :punk:

Her new TyFrys arrived today - £43 worth - but they are really

good sticks - and two of the other tenor drummers have them!! :punk:

 

Chilli Pipers in action!!

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Tegan - Hazel has three gigs with the Red Hot Chilli Pipers!! :punk:

Her new TyFrys arrived today - £43 worth - but they are really

good sticks - and two of the other tenor drummers have them!! :punk:

 

Chilli Pipers in action!!

AAaaaaahhh red hot chilli PIPERS !!! Now I get it !!! Woohoo !! :punk:

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Hah!! I'm no pro. uker Bianca ... by any stretch of the imagination ! BUT I just thought those kids looked funny with their little guitars (& I didn't bother counting the strings) ..

 

:naughty:

 

Just another day in Oz.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5875004.ece

And the family seem to be making a joke about it. :roftl:

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

How bizarre that his first thought was that the intruder was a 'ninja'! I think I might have to give Oz a miss if ninjas are rife on the streets...

 

Karen, York, UK

 

And :blush-anim-cl: my fingers think for themselves, and quite often ignore the words my brain wants them to type

 

Me too!

 

I can't get tickets They sold out too fast!!

 

That's stupid! She must be able to get a ticket for you somehow :das:

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:shocked: Still up HK, or have you abandoned sleep altogether?

:rolls_eyes: Silv ....

 

... what is it about you guys ?? (UK'rs ) ...

 

... do you have some fantasy that while you are asleep AND working ... I am on MFC ??!! ... :rolls_eyes:

 

I am just a bridge !! :cheerful_h4h:

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:rolls_eyes: Silv ....

 

... what is it about you guys ?? (UK'rs ) ...

 

... do you have some fantasy that while you are asleep AND working ... I am on MFC ??!! ... :rolls_eyes:

 

I am just a bridge !! :cheerful_h4h:

 

It's just that whenever we log into the MFC - morning, noon or night - you seem to be logged in and chatting, so we think you're here 24 hours a day.

 

Although at this very moment you aren't :roftl:

 

 

:naughty:Unless you're just lurking.

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Morning all. I am tossing up whether to call the Primary school where I am supposed to start placements on Monday, or wait for them to call me back, as they said they would. I think I'll wait to 1 then call, since I need to start omn Monday and don't have the time to mess around

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