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They look yummy - for summertime!! :naughty:

 

I would move to Aus but I don't like spiders and snakes!!! Well, I don't

mind the woosie ones we have here - but yours are dangerous!! :naughty:

 

It's not worth trying to drum unless you are totally ok - not only the carrying

of the drum, but the marching and the moving about!!

 

Oh, they are!

 

 

Oh, snakes don't generally come into town... then again, if I heard right, there was a snake at the local cinema... seems even Orange weather is too hot for them! :naughty:

 

Very true, especially since it's a good kilometre march... I took a week and a half of work... I wasn't sure if I'd be okay, but seeing as a lot of the time I list heavy stuff, it's probably not worth it...

 

 

Mmmmmmm... mango and ice cream weis bar..

 

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Oh, they are!

 

 

Oh, snakes don't generally come into town... then again, if I heard right, there was a snake at the local cinema... seems even Orange weather is too hot for them! :naughty:

 

Very true, especially since it's a good kilometre march... I took a week and a half of work... I wasn't sure if I'd be okay, but seeing as a lot of the time I list heavy stuff, it's probably not worth it...

 

 

Mmmmmmm... mango and ice cream weis bar..

 

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Definitely not worth it if you have a lot of lifting!! :thumbdown:

And that's a long march - vibrations etc!!

 

That looks totally yummy - even at minus 1!! :naughty:

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Definitely not worth it if you have a lot of lifting!! :thumbdown:

And that's a long march - vibrations etc!!

 

That looks totally yummy - even at minus 1!! :naughty:

 

Nah... and they don't have to pay me when I'm off so I don;'t think it'll worry them too much...

 

 

Tis a long one... it's is mostly flat, but still too long... I'll see how I am feeling the morning of Brigadoon, but I'll likely not do it... I'll watch the bands instead!

 

 

It sure is... and it's all gone now... *contemplates getting last weis bar out of freezer*

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Awww - hope it gets better soon. Tried a hard boiled egg? They

help an upset tummy!! :thumb_yello:

Thanks .. :wub2: no ... I did wonder earlier today if an egg would be good ... but all the body want's is light food ... I haven't had canned tomato soup in about 10 yrs. !! It was a craving ... & ok ... :naughty:

 

The 'spiders & snakes' fear is largely due to imagination Wendi !

We rarely see them ... esp. in the way that you guys imagine ... :wink2::thumb_yello:

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Thanks .. :wub2: no ... I did wonder earlier today if an egg would be good ... but all the body want's is light food ... I haven't had canned tomato soup in about 10 yrs. !! It was a craving ... & ok ... :naughty:

 

The 'spiders & snakes' fear is largely due to imagination Wendi !

We rarely see them ... esp. in the way that you guys imagine ... :wink2::thumb_yello:

 

I think I have an image of red backed spiders hiding under every toilet

seat waiting to bite an unsuspecting bum!!! :roftl:

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I think I have an image of red backed spiders hiding under every toilet

seat waiting to bite an unsuspecting bum!!! :roftl:

:roftl: Haha !! Prob. you & the rest of the non-Aussie world !!

 

But ... naaahhh, have NEVER had a redback or any other kind of spider attempt such an undignified act ... :naughty:

AND I live in the country !!

We actually do EVEN have normal , flush toilets here !! :shocked::roftl:

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:roftl: Haha !! Prob. you & the rest of the non-Aussie world !!

 

But ... naaahhh, have NEVER had a redback or any other kind of spider attempt such an undignified act ... :naughty:

AND I live in the country !!

We actually do EVEN have normal , flush toilets here !! :shocked::roftl:

 

I was pretty sure you had normal flushing toilets - but I think a lot

of the wildlife programmes we see here feature your less welcoming

species!! :naughty:

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I was pretty sure you had normal flushing toilets - but I think a lot

of the wildlife programmes we see here feature your less welcoming

species!! :naughty:

 

:naughty: True !! Bad press ... :sneaky2:

But the myth was all about the redback lying 'in wait' under the outdoor, bush toilet seat !! :rolls_eyes: As if they could be the slightest bit bovvered ??!! :roftl:

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:naughty: True !! Bad press ... :sneaky2:

But the myth was all about the redback lying 'in wait' under the outdoor, bush toilet seat !! :rolls_eyes: As if they could be the slightest bit bovvered ??!! :roftl:

 

My b/f despairs of me!! His son stays in Toowoomba (sp) and he was over

for a visit. When he asked me to go I was like "NO WAY" :shocked:

The flying would have been bad enough - but the fear factor was just

too much for me!! :blush-anim-cl:

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My b/f despairs of me!! His son stays in Toowoomba (sp) and he was over

for a visit. When he asked me to go I was like "NO WAY" :shocked:

The flying would have been bad enough - but the fear factor was just

too much for me!! :blush-anim-cl:

 

Ooooooh! My friend's mum lives in Toowoomba!!! :das:

 

 

But really, you want to go to Wollongong :das:... I love it there...

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My b/f despairs of me!! His son stays in Toowoomba (sp) and he was over

for a visit. When he asked me to go I was like "NO WAY" :shocked:

The flying would have been bad enough - but the fear factor was just

too much for me!! :blush-anim-cl:

 

Awwww Wendi ... it's absolutely lovely here !! You'd survive the flying & the imagined fears !! :wub2:

 

Ooooooh! My friend's mum lives in Toowoomba!!! :das:

 

 

But really, you want to go to Wollongong :das:... I love it there...

Hmmm ... outside of Wollongong is nice ... but the town itself ... well, each to their own ... :wink2:

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Well, if I ever have the money and the bravery - I will go there!! :thumb_yello:

 

Yays!

 

Awwww Wendi ... it's absolutely lovely here !! You'd survive the flying & the imagined fears !! :wub2:

 

 

Hmmm ... outside of Wollongong is nice ... but the town itself ... well, each to their own ... :wink2:

 

I'm not talking about right in the middle of town... I'm talking the western parts... Dapto's pretty cool (cause I have relatives there), Shellharbour, Berkley... I like going to the Buddhist temple there... Oh, and Thirroul is so pretty (even though it's northern part of Wollongong)...

 

And it's not that far from Moss Vale, Sutton Forest and Bundanoon! :das:

 

 

Oh, and south of Wollongong is pretty too... all the way down to HK's place! :das:

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Actually, I'll leave you with a few Bruce quotes...

 

"I'll take a slow screw against the wall, and make it a double."

 

 

 

Bruce Campbell: I'm not one of those shallow, sex machines like all those other hollywood types.

Kasey: [behind him] Hey mister, you still owe me 100 bucks. and we still have to have sex.

 

Night!

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Do you really want to know?

 

 

Okay... it's a bottle opener... and the brown furry thing is a kangaroo's scrotum...

 

Yeah, so much cold I see by myself…but what is it in the other end?:roftl:

 

Edit: I just saw the hidden text and :shocked::shocked::shocked:Really!

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That's not completely true... either sex, partying or drugs...

 

 

 

Speaking of drug related songs... four versions of I Am The Walrus:

 

Jim Carrey

 

The Beatles

 

Frank Zappa

 

And in my opinion, the best version (not including the Beatles of course)... Bono

 

 

 

 

 

Or they were out and about spending money...

 

 

 

None of those jokes are very good in my opinion... that British one was plain lame...

 

 

 

Tell me about it...

 

 

I sort of like it... then again I've only read it once... I found the minor characters way more interesting than Edward and Bella... the part with Bella and Jacob (before Jacob turns into a werewolf) in New Moon is a great piece of writing..

 

With the exception of the minor characters, the rest of it sounds like a 14 year old fangirl wrote it. She seems to give the minor characters a great background nad makes them seem real and believeable, but Edward and Bella are very badly written... and Bella has absolutely no personality or interests outside of a man. Come on, how is that even believable.

 

I reckon I could write a better vamp story.

 

 

 

 

Do you really want to know?

 

 

Okay... it's a bottle opener... and the brown furry thing is a kangaroo's scrotum...

I am a huge beatles fan, but i do love the bono version.

 

 

it's just not comparable to the boys though, sorrrrrry :P

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Courtesy of Mother Melzy's extensive Joke folder.

 

Spinsters Revenge

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.

They stopped that $hit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

Tea with Daddy

A story I heard......

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that she can reach to get water is the toilet?!!'

 

:shocked::lmfao:

 

Mmmmmmm... mango and ice cream weis bar..

 

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:drool: Want one

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