Foxxy Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 -a few days ago- my grandma trying to do something at my pc. my mum showed her how to do it first,of course.cuz i'm not very patient when it comes to old ppl. grandma:emine, this frog is not working. mum:mum it's a mouse,not frog grandma: whatever,it's not working mum:mum you gotta put it down on the table grandma: but i'm not done with it yet mum: mum that's how it works:aah: grandma:don't yell at me:sneaky2: :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 1, 2009 Author Share Posted September 1, 2009 Mom: Ted Kennedy's memorial was 3 hours Grandma: 3 hours?! He wasn't that important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Me: Ten minus three equals seven. Mom: No... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fmbm Posted September 17, 2009 Author Share Posted September 17, 2009 Me: Ten minus three equals seven.Mom: No... Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 that would have been my response! for example : *on phone* Friend: what are you wearing to go shopping tomorrow? me: clothes... Friend: really?!?!?! i never thought of that... me: *giggle* Security Man: So what was in the wallet? N: Um, money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 First day of school: Phylosophy teacher Teacher "This year you're going to have a deep relationship with your vocaboulary. So intimate" Students ":shocked:" Teacher "Oh yeah. it was the sexual intercourse I was referring to. It's really important :teehee:" She's crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Security Man: So what was in the wallet? N: Um, money. :roftl: yep i would've done that... my brain would panic and state the obvious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 just read whole thread and loved it! (whilst walking to college, same way as every over day where nothing changes) friend 1 : yeah it was kinda hard and in the damn way friend 2 : oh i know but what can you do friend 1 : well i dunno it came outta no where... me : it was a lamp post that's been there forever, open your b****y eyes! --------------- brother : what's deutsche in german me : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 me : how many days are there in a week f 1 :8 me: really? f2 : yeah i thought everyone knew that me: i thought there were only 7 f1: oh no, in italy, coz they live life sooo fast they have a whole week lived in one day me: f2: yeah it's could geusday me: that can't be, i've never heard of it f1: well it's in the bible *quoted chapter and verse* me: well i never knew that... 30 minutes later after still talking about guesday me: well i can't belive it, i'm 18 years old and never realised italy had another day in their calender where they lived a whole week in one day f1 and f2: how stupid are you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 (edited) me : how many days are there in a weekf 1 :8 me: really? f2 : yeah i thought everyone knew that me: i thought there were only 7 f1: oh no, in italy, coz they live life sooo fast they have a whole week lived in one day me: f2: yeah it's could geusday me: that can't be, i've never heard of it f1: well it's in the bible *quoted chapter and verse* me: well i never knew that... 30 minutes later after still talking about guesday me: well i can't belive it, i'm 18 years old and never realised italy had another day in their calender where they lived a whole week in one day f1 and f2: how stupid are you!!!! EDIT: I'm italian Edited September 17, 2009 by SashaX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 me : how many days are there in a weekf 1 :8 me: really? f2 : yeah i thought everyone knew that me: i thought there were only 7 f1: oh no, in italy, coz they live life sooo fast they have a whole week lived in one day me: f2: yeah it's could geusday me: that can't be, i've never heard of it f1: well it's in the bible *quoted chapter and verse* me: well i never knew that... 30 minutes later after still talking about guesday me: well i can't belive it, i'm 18 years old and never realised italy had another day in their calender where they lived a whole week in one day f1 and f2: how stupid are you!!!! i have friends like you... (our most famous example...) J : B, did you know that the statue of liberty changes hands every 10 years? B : REALLY??? J and me : NO!!! :lmfao: B : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 My English Teacher talking about our research papers: "Oh yeah, Texes is always excited to use it. They speed things up. Like a fast pass at Disney World, but instead of Space mountain it's the electric chair. And you can only ride it once" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 My English Teacher talking about our research papers: "Oh yeah, Texes is always excited to use it. They speed things up. Like a fast pass at Disney World, but instead of Space mountain it's the electric chair. And you can only ride it once" I love this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 i have friends like you... (our most famous example...) J : B, did you know that the statue of liberty changes hands every 10 years? B : REALLY??? J and me : NO!!! :lmfao: B : yep i had that one pulled on me too, now i just don't believe anything they tell me! i was also told the efiel tower was sold and they were gonna move it to the sahara desert where it would provide shelter to the snakes and spiders :roftl: (sorry about your extra day in italy!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I love this thread I love my english teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I love my english teacher You lucky! Mine is an old, boring, harsh, probably sex-starved ex nun You can imagine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 You lucky!Mine is an old, boring, harsh, probably sex-starved ex nun You can imagine i don't do english anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 When I was walking out of class, there was a group of, about three, girls walking down the stairs in front of me. This is what one of them said to one of her friends. "Just to let you know, I kinda can't feel my crotch area right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 This is a good idea Think...think...think.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 I heard my friend tell my other friend. "I have an itchy womanly part." one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My English Teacher talking about our research papers: "Oh yeah, Texes is always excited to use it. They speed things up. Like a fast pass at Disney World, but instead of Space mountain it's the electric chair. And you can only ride it once" EXPLAIN THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 EXPLAIN THIS. She was just joking about the stereotypical Texas death penalty She was telling us what not to write Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstar Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 She was just joking about the stereotypical Texas death penalty She was telling us what not to write Oh I didn't know about the stereotypical Texas death penalty. I'm a bad Texan.... ...ya'll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Oh I didn't know about the stereotypical Texas death penalty. I'm a bad Texan.... ...ya'll. Apparently texans "like to use the death penalty quickly" Or, that's the stereotype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Brother: What's a pad? Mom: *politely explains* Brother: I thought that was a panton. Silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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