SashaX Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 A friend of mine "I'm sexy as a microwave oven :das:" ":shocked::lmao:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 A friend of mine"I'm sexy as a microwave oven :das:" ":shocked::lmao:" wow you all hear some wierd stuff!! love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Girl 1: 'Is that a lamp? Or a person?' Girl 2: 'It's a lamp. With a person standing next to it.' Don't ask, I do not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Girl 1: 'Is that a lamp? Or a person?'Girl 2: 'It's a lamp. With a person standing next to it.' Don't ask, I do not know. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- me: where is it? *walks around* me: where is it? i swear if i don't find it soon i'm gonna blow chunks *walks and looks, brother watching* me: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD IF I DON'T FIND MY I -POD SOON, I'M GONNA GO MAD brother: it's right infront of you me: brother: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *at school. friend is playing with my curly hair...* S : awwwwwwwwww... Me : ? S : it's like a baby sheep! Me : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *at school. friend is playing with my curly hair...* S : awwwwwwwwww... Me : ? S : it's like a baby sheep! Me : :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 At lunch today, some people I don't know. Her: Can you move? I'm trying to eat. Him: Eat off my a**. Later on he said this to her: Him: You know, I'd eat your sh*t if I had to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 At lunch today, some people I don't know. Her: Can you move? I'm trying to eat. Him: Eat off my a**. Later on he said this to her: Him: You know, I'd eat your sh*t if I had to. Oh my Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *in the lake district last year, walking down a road* Mum : *points* look at that big dark cloud over there!!! look at it!!! *long pause* Me : that's a hill Mum : Me and Dad : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 *in the lake district last year, walking down a road* Mum : *points* look at that big dark cloud over there!!! look at it!!! *long pause* Me : that's a hill Mum : Me and Dad : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikutukumimika Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 *at school. friend is playing with my curly hair...* S : awwwwwwwwww... Me : ? S : it's like a baby sheep! Me : Aww.. A baby sheep! How cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Mom: Madrid. You know, that's in Spain. Me: Yes, mom, I know. :rolls_eyes: I'm not that stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Things I heard on the rides at the Fall Festival today: *On the ferris wheel* girl:"Why do they call it a ferret's wheel?" guy:"Who calls it that?" girl: :blink:"Everyone!" guy:"No, it's called a ferris wheel!" girl:"Like Ferris Bueller?" guy: "You are so dumb." *On another ride, a little kid is holding onto his stuffed penguin very tightly* kid's dad:"We can still get off if your scared." kid:"I'm not scared, Daddy." kid's dad:"Are you sure? You're really gripping that penguin there." kid:"That's because the penguin's scared. They don't have rides where he's from. Duh." *same ride* woman: "HOLD ON TIGHT, WE'RE GOIN' BACK-ARDS, Y'ALL!!!!!!!" *while my brother and I are eating, a very large hick with a mullet walks up to us* man: "What ya eating, kids?" me: "Veggie burgers." *man snorts* us: man: "Wouldn't you like to try one of these?" *puts disgusting sandwich in our faces* my brother:"What is that?" man:"A bacon, peanut butter sandwich with powdered sugar and maple syrup." me:"No thanks." man:"Well,good luck on trying to save the animals, hippies." my brother:"Good luck trying to survive your next heart attack, sir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 *On another ride, a little kid is holding onto his stuffed penguin very tightly* kid's dad:"We can still get off if your scared." kid:"I'm not scared, Daddy." kid's dad:"Are you sure? You're really gripping that penguin there." kid:"That's because the penguin's scared. They don't have rides where he's from. Duh." Kids can be so unwittingly clever sometimes haha. Awww. *while my brother and I are eating, a very large hick with a mullet walks up to us* man: "What ya eating, kids?" me: "Veggie burgers." *man snorts* us: man: "Wouldn't you like to try one of these?" *puts disgusting sandwich in our faces* my brother:"What is that?" man:"A bacon, peanut butter sandwich with powdered sugar and maple syrup." me:"No thanks." man:"Well,good luck on trying to save the animals, hippies." my brother:"Good luck trying to survive your next heart attack, sir." HOW RANDOM!! Hahaha that's brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 my brother:"Good luck trying to survive your next heart attack, sir." Your brother is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Your brother is awesome. Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Your brother is awesome. I know. I didn't know what to say or how to react, but he totally flipped the situation and made it entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Mom: Oh sh*t. The water's a bit wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Mom: Oh sh*t. The water's a bit wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 She spilled some water on the floor. So, I think she meant to say "...the floor's a bit wet". But it's funny when she messes up her words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Mom: Oh sh*t. The water's a bit wet. OMG! You mum is awsome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 *at school. friend is playing with my curly hair...* S : awwwwwwwwww... Me : ? S : it's like a baby sheep! Me : lol, sweet! *in the lake district last year, walking down a road* Mum : *points* look at that big dark cloud over there!!! look at it!!! *long pause* Me : that's a hill Mum : Me and Dad : that's something i'd say! man: "What ya eating, kids?" me: "Veggie burgers." *man snorts* us: man: "Wouldn't you like to try one of these?" *puts disgusting sandwich in our faces* my brother:"What is that?" man:"A bacon, peanut butter sandwich with powdered sugar and maple syrup." me:"No thanks." man:"Well,good luck on trying to save the animals, hippies." my brother:"Good luck trying to survive your next heart attack, sir." that's brilliant! but how is what he was eating 'yummy'?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 mum: there is no way i'm having a salt water crocodile dancing in my kitchen bro: well i would me: *thinks i missed that convo completely!* -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *while play fighting my brother* him: yeah igot you now me: ow get off that hurts him: sorry *lets go of my hair and scratches his head* me: don't move you have a hair on you head! *mum walks in at this point* mum: i'd hope he would have several to be honest me and him: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *while walking in on kids watching TV* on tele: careful, ralph is getting stiff me: OMG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 mum: there is no way i'm having a salt water crocodile dancing in my kitchenbro: well i would me: *thinks i missed that convo completely!* -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *while play fighting my brother* him: yeah igot you now me: ow get off that hurts him: sorry *lets go of my hair and scratches his head* me: don't move you have a hair on you head! *mum walks in at this point* mum: i'd hope he would have several to be honest me and him: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *while walking in on kids watching TV* on tele: careful, ralph is getting stiff me: OMG! I died! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 mum: there is no way i'm having a salt water crocodile dancing in my kitchenbro: well i would me: *thinks i missed that convo completely!* -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *while play fighting my brother* him: yeah igot you now me: ow get off that hurts him: sorry *lets go of my hair and scratches his head* me: don't move you have a hair on you head! *mum walks in at this point* mum: i'd hope he would have several to be honest me and him: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- *while walking in on kids watching TV* on tele: careful, ralph is getting stiff me: OMG! LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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