hunnyangel Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 bro: don't forget, i got balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 bro: don't forget, i got balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 bro: don't forget, i got balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala_lollies44 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 that's brilliant! but how is what he was eating 'yummy'?! It wasn't at all, but he wasn't just eating them;he was also trying to sell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 It wasn't at all, but he wasn't just eating them;he was also trying to sell them. what a weirdo! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 oh almost forgot... *while standing in the fridges with a work mate* me: sooo cold friend: your wearing man gloves me: but my hands are cold friend: what can I do to help that though?... me: i'm soo close to shoving my hands down my bra to warm up friend: *later* friend: so you got tix to see mika then? me: yeah and i can't wait!! friend: well i have his number me: shut up, you know that's not funny, and even if you did what would you say? *friend pretends to be on phone* friend: hi, mika? yeah it's me... i know long time no see hun! me::rolls_eyes: friend: i have a friend here... yeah that's right a scatty mare... yeah course she's single... look shut up and listen me: you can't say that to him!! friend: *shhhhh* look, she's really cold and... well yeah... and she'd... well that's awesome, she'll love it! me: what now? friend: he wants to meet you, hug you and **** you, whilest singing 'baby come and light my fire' me: i'm never gonna talk to you again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 oh almost forgot... *while standing in the fridges with a work mate* me: sooo cold friend: your wearing man gloves me: but my hands are cold friend: what can I do to help that though?... me: i'm soo close to shoving my hands down my bra to warm up friend: *later* friend: so you got tix to see mika then? me: yeah and i can't wait!! friend: well i have his number me: shut up, you know that's not funny, and even if you did what would you say? *friend pretends to be on phone* friend: hi, mika? yeah it's me... i know long time no see hun! me::rolls_eyes: friend: i have a friend here... yeah that's right a scatty mare... yeah course she's single... look shut up and listen me: you can't say that to him!! friend: *shhhhh* look, she's really cold and... well yeah... and she'd... well that's awesome, she'll love it! me: what now? friend: he wants to meet you, hug you and **** you, whilest singing 'baby come and light my fire' me: i'm never gonna talk to you again OMFG!!!! :lmao: LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 bro: it's your fault me: how was that my fault? bro: it is always your fault me: but i did nothing bro: i blame everything on you, it's your fault that bad things happen me: like what? bro: it's your fault you were born me: oow that hurt man bro: well it is your fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 oh almost forgot... *while standing in the fridges with a work mate* me: sooo cold friend: your wearing man gloves me: but my hands are cold friend: what can I do to help that though?... me: i'm soo close to shoving my hands down my bra to warm up friend: *later* friend: so you got tix to see mika then? me: yeah and i can't wait!! friend: well i have his number me: shut up, you know that's not funny, and even if you did what would you say? *friend pretends to be on phone* friend: hi, mika? yeah it's me... i know long time no see hun! me::rolls_eyes: friend: i have a friend here... yeah that's right a scatty mare... yeah course she's single... look shut up and listen me: you can't say that to him!! friend: *shhhhh* look, she's really cold and... well yeah... and she'd... well that's awesome, she'll love it! me: what now? friend: he wants to meet you, hug you and **** you, whilest singing 'baby come and light my fire' me: i'm never gonna talk to you again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Some random man today: Let's see if my magic hands work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racinghorse83 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 it cracks me up how everyone is posting things THEY have been saying, not things they've overheard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 My friend, at a get-together, while she was in the other room: 'Does someone wanna uncork me?' -------- I didn't overhear this, but it was still funny: My boyfriend: So we're going to visit Dave-- Me: --Jim. BF: --Jim Morris's-- Me: MORRISON'S. BF ...Jim Morrison's grave, and he was the...guitarist... Me: Lead singer. BF: ...of Led Zeppelin? Me: The Doors. THE DOORS, not Led Zeppelin. It was funnier still because he wasn't taking the p*ss. He genuinely had no clue why we were at Pere Lachaise. :rolls_eyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 it cracks me up how everyone is posting things THEY have been saying, not things they've overheard Yeah, but the point is, other people could have overheard them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 BF ...Jim Morrison's grave, and he was the...guitarist... Me: Lead singer. BF: ...of Led Zeppelin? Me: The Doors. THE DOORS, not Led Zeppelin. Does he live under a rock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Some girl on the schoolbus: I can't decide what to get for Isaac. I was thinking a zip-up leather thong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 it cracks me up how everyone is posting things THEY have been saying, not things they've overheard i thought that many threads ago! while i was shopping with mum and talking about what to wear for his gig next year, lady in front was eaves dropping me: well its gotta be out there and really far fetched mum: well don't forget that its in feburary... really cold me: we'll be floating on air trust me... the cold can't touch it mum: it will be cold. you'll be real hot on the train, freezing you goullies off in the street, getting hot and sweaty with him, then walking the street back to the train, freezing me: well i guess i should consider that i don't want my balls to drop off, and i don't want to get too hot and sweaty, after all i wanna look good mum: that's what i mean, i'm sure lover boy (mika) would much prefer to hug you dry then when you wet woman in front of us: where ever and what ever you are doing (to me) i hope he's really worth all that effort, and if you two (meaning me and the guy we're talking about not realising its mika) don't hit it off and get to cloud nine, then hun he really isn't worth it:blink: me and mum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 i thought that many threads ago! while i was shopping with mum and talking about what to wear for his gig next year, lady in front was eaves dropping me: well its gotta be out there and really far fetched mum: well don't forget that its in feburary... really cold me: we'll be floating on air trust me... the cold can't touch it mum: it will be cold. you'll be real hot on the train, freezing you goullies off in the street, getting hot and sweaty with him, then walking the street back to the train, freezing me: well i guess i should consider that i don't want my balls to drop off, and i don't want to get too hot and sweaty, after all i wanna look good mum: that's what i mean, i'm sure lover boy (mika) would much prefer to hug you dry then when you wet woman in front of us: where ever and what ever you are doing (to me) i hope he's really worth all that effort, and if you two (meaning me and the guy we're talking about not realising its mika) don't hit it off and get to cloud nine, then hun he really isn't worth it:blink: me and mum: *cries with laughter* :lmao: hi honey! xxx how you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Him: Watching PORN? Me: No, no, no! Him: Oh, I would never *shifty eyes* tell someone I did that. The shifty eyes was the funniest thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Him: Watching PORN?Me: No, no, no! Him: Oh, I would never *shifty eyes* tell someone I did that. The shifty eyes was the funniest thing. LOL! *dies*:lmao:what was the context? dont tell me you just were talking bout porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 LOL! *dies*:lmao:what was the context? dont tell me you just were talking bout porn! Context: It was on the bus. No, it wasn't about porn. I think I said something about watching...well, I forgot. But it wasn't porn. Him and I also talked about hot dogs in class: Me: I don't like hot dogs. Him: Me either. I read this article in grade school about what's in hot dogs. Me: What's in them? Him: Like hooves and testicles. Mmmmm...testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Context: It was on the bus. No, it wasn't about porn. I think I said something about watching...well, I forgot. But it wasn't porn. Him and I also talked about hot dogs in class: Me: I don't like hot dogs. Him: Me either. I read this article in grade school about what's in hot dogs. Me: What's in them? Him: Like hooves and testicles. Mmmmm...testicles. hahahaa Im dead! I love your fam! I need to meet them!:roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 hahahaa Im dead! I love your fam! I need to meet them!:roftl: Ah, my family is funny. But this guy is not in my family, I probably should've said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Ah, my family is funny. But this guy is not in my family, I probably should've said that. Then I need to meet your fam. and your friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Then I need to meet your fam. and your friends! Aww cool. I'm sure you'd get along with them well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Aww cool. I'm sure you'd get along with them well. :roftl:haha Im sure I would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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