OhMyMika!! Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I was born without my canine teeth, it's hereditary... I have a contraption that makes me look normal though NO YOU HAVENT REPLIED TO ME YET!! Aww okay then, enjoy making bubbles... Yes i have!! but you didn't reply back...imma pm you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishrose Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Teacher: Is that a tattoo? Student: No, it's chest hair. The student was female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randumb Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Me: I love my $5 Mika shirt. Friend: How do you know it's a Mika shirt? Me: um... 'cause Mika wears shirts. Class: Teacher: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Teacher: Is that a tattoo?Student: No, it's chest hair. The student was female. Aha. Ahahaha. I love this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forevermika Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 my sister and her friend at school (they were both in dresses) friend: I think I'm gonna pee my pants! sister: you're not wearing pants! friend: I think I'm gonna pee my tights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuttyGummy Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 I'm not sure I can repeat it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 Dad: I don't know how the hell I made it so spicy. Mom: What did you put on it? Dad: Spices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SashaX Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 This morning: My mother is walking across the living room Mum: *stops* "Do you hear anything?" Me: "What?" Mum: *with a frightened look on her face* "I-I-I HEAR GEORGE MICHAEL!! :shocked:" Me: "uh! ah it's my phone...a text message" Mum: "Oh thank god! I thought I was crazy :boxed:" Me : ":lmfao:" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Can we add things that aren't even said? This are from Facebook. Comments on one photo: Person one: "LOSERS!" Person two: "F**k you, you f**king bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika4Life13 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 last night me and my mom were asleep in my living room when her computer went *COUGHING NOISES* DO YOU NEED RELIEF OF COUGHING, SNEEZING *blahblahblah* and we both woke up like A virus or something took over her computer and started playing musinex sounds but no video... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Him: Louise, this is Bob. Her: My name is Vivien. Him: This is her...post op. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 My bio teacher was talking about Florida panthers and how they were almost extinct. Something about us controlling the population so they aren't raoming around in our back yards and he said: "I wouldn't mind a Florida Panther in my backyard. Hell, I wouldn't mind on in my neighbour's back yard! Maybe it would eat their little yippie dog that yips at me all day and tries to bite me when I mow the lawn! I don't think old Henry and Myrtel would like that very much though." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhMyMika!! Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 My friend browsing thru my other friend's ipod (aka ghetto machine): Wow you have like millions of songs...God look at her artist list, DJ aligator, DJ <insert other names>, DJ Jose' featuring...G-spot?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxy Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 "things always get better when you put them between ur legs" - a friend of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlindee Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 This kid running over the market, right in front of our bakery stand: ''YAHOO! I'm a meat monsterrrr!'' My German teacher: ''Put it off, otherwise that MTV player is mine!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Mwa ha ha ha ha I LOVE this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Got one mwa ha ha. Bro: It's so great! Next week antique history class is canceled! Me: Cool. Bro: Yeah, no more peach-stone sh1t! Me: Mmh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 *walking home from school with E and C* E : i love chocolate oranges! Me : oooh! me too! have you tried the new popping candy one... C : OMG! that scares me soooo much! Me : why?!?! C : it does! i onloy ate 2 pieces! i think that's what drugs must feel like... Me and E : WTF?!?! oh it was funny.... she's so blonde.... (no offence to any blonde people out there love you ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roxy Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 oh it was funny.... she's so blonde.... (no offence to any blonde people out there love you ) haha my friends say that to me as well. All the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 haha my friends say that to me as well. All the time. she is blonde so it's quite funny... i call her blondie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MannyCulpena Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 she is blonde so it's quite funny... i call her blondie.... Im glad Im not the only white malteaser you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Im glad Im not the only white malteaser you know yep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 (edited) Guy one: Oh, did I tell you? This guy was hitting on me. Guy two: So he's like you then. Guy one: F**k you. Edited November 12, 2009 by iadoremika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Brother: He threw something at my neck when I was laying down. Mom: Maybe he's a vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Friend one: *says something friend two doesn't hear* Friend two: What? Can you say that again? Friend one: Pay me. I'm not a performing clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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