Nightbird Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 How do u know the fresh products story?????????? I know everything... I just quoted you (or someone else from the report thread, telling that you brought chocolate and some real fresh products to the hotel). I don't know a story behind it But your reaction proves that something much more interesting hides behind this harmless words...an insider joke i guess? I'm not curious at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) I know everything... I just quoted you (or someone else from the report thread, telling that you brought chocolate and some real fresh products to the hotel). I don't know a story behind it But your reaction proves that something much more interesting hides behind this harmless words...an insider joke i guess? I'm not curious at all I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this... So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right? And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah... AS IF.. And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman... And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence: Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products... She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm... By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us... I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again... Edited May 14, 2010 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this... So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right? And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah... AS IF.. And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman... And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence: Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products... She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm... By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us... I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again... LOVE THAT - i ike you more and more, Wonka (EDIT: and your girls too of course *g*). I can sooo understand your behaviour, reminds me of myself i some situations to be honest Thanks for sharing the story, it's adorable! (Just imagine Mika would've watched that scene from far by instance... Wot? I could swear that's Wonka... No fan? WTF? Delivery? Fresh products? Strange... Some nahce avocados from a farm maybe?! Yummy! ) Edited May 14, 2010 by Nightbird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 LOVE THAT - i ike you more and more, Wonka. I can sooo understand your behaviour, reminds me of me to be honest Thanks for sharing the story, it's adorable! (Just imagine Mika would've watched that scene from far by instance... Wot? I could swear that's Wonka... No fan? Delivery? Fresh products? Strange... Some nahce avocados from a farm maybe?! Yummi! ) Oh, no, i just pray Mika would be far far away from that scene, coz it was really really embarassing... And we're sure he was, he thanked Mary for not disturbing him while we were delivering it...we would never disturb him, we were hoping and praying no one would disturb US...lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Oh, no, i just pray Mika would be far far away from that scene, coz it was really really embarassing... And we're sure he was, he thanked Mary for not disturbing him while we were delivering it...we would never disturb him, we were hoping and praying no one would disturb US...lolz Ha, now i got what that scene you described reminds me of: (It's Wonka speaking, just replace the "boys" with "gals"! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Ha, now i got what that scene you described reminds me of: (It's Wonka speaking, just replace the "boys" with "gals"! ) Just smile and wave, gals, smile and wave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this... So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right? And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah... AS IF.. And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman... And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence: Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products... She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm... By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us... I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again... this is the funniest thing ive read all day!!!!!!!!!! !!!! you girls are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nico_collard Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 same, everyone runs for cover when i try throwing... wonka... hurry up with that head so we can hear all about it!! x Ooooh, don't worry... I can't throw either! For some reason I can play a drum with no problems, but can't throw... Oh, how i missed my thread... This has been too calm for my taste... HERE WE GO, BOYS AND GIRLS... All pics courtesy *stolen from* Cazinha... Me: Maryyyyyyyyyy, bring them scissors... Mary: But he doesn't want any curtains... Me: Nevermind, we'll make him some sheets... Wow... that's an amazing poster! Pee, i gotta pee... Imma: How did you like Lisbon, Martin? Martin: Hmmmmm, is that where we are? Pwetty! I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this... So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right? And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah... AS IF.. And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman... And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence: Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products... She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm... By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us... I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again... She was probably thinking: "I bet they're fangurls!" we would never disturb him, we were hoping and praying no one would disturb US...lolz No, cause you're disturbing enought as it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mf22392 Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this... So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right? And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah... AS IF.. And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman... And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence: Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products... She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm... By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us... I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again... thanks for sharing!! hahaha wish i could have seen that scene and thanks for the captions, awesome as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lollipop_monkey Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this... So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right? And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah... AS IF.. And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman... And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence: Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products... She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm... By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us... I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again... That's an epic story. Were you girls looking over your shoulders worriedly every minute, concerned you might trip over a popstar and his entourage without even meaning to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 That's an epic story. Were you girls looking over your shoulders worriedly every minute, concerned you might trip over a popstar and his entourage without even meaning to? It was all very fast and i'm not sure about the girls, but i was deadly terrified he might show up... I guess if he did i'd hide myself in the huge chinese jar there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngeGOLDEN Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Pee, i gotta pee... Heeeheeee Welcome back! (I know, I'm a bit late) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Heeeheeee Welcome back! (I know, I'm a bit late) Hi there, duck lover... Not late, it's still 8:30am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IngeGOLDEN Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Hi there, duck lover... Not late, it's still 8:30am... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightbird Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I didn't get any fresh products.... Greedy little liar. I still can see huge white chocolate marks on his face! He just wants more. You've spoilt him! It was all very fast and i'm not sure about the girls, but i was deadly terrified he might show up... I guess if he did i'd hide myself in the huge chinese jar there... LOLZ - damn, i now WISH he'd shown up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mici Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this... So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right? And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah... AS IF.. And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman... And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence: Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products... She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm... By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us... I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again... :lmfao: fresh products.. :lmao: Wonka, you're the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 :lmfao: fresh products.. :lmao: Wonka, you're the best. *da shame*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamy_Queen Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Carla, you deserve a big big medal! We just recently worried about Mika's diet, and here you are! Being a mother of 3 children shows itself - the best way to cae about Mika is to feed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Carla, you deserve a big big medal! We just recently worried about Mika's diet, and here you are! Being a mother of 3 children shows itself - the best way to cae about Mika is to feed him of course!! and only fresh products... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!anka Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Welcome back home, Wonka! That story is just...fabulous! I'd pay to see that moment for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queenie Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Carlita, i need my own caption. it´s one of my dreams (that and receiving fresh products from you ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Carla, you deserve a big big medal! We just recently worried about Mika's diet, and here you are! Being a mother of 3 children shows itself - the best way to cae about Mika is to feed him Exacly, I'm even starting the LFMWF Let's Feed Mika Wonka Foundation soon...for despaired single mom's whose children won't eat enough and drooling fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 You think you sing better, better than me... I'll push you off stage and your history... Too avoid complications You shouldn't turn your back on me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Let me just take off this veal, its starting to smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 You smell like cheese, Boss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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