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LOVE LOVE LOVE your new caps, Wonka!!! :lmfao:

 

Fresh products anyone?

 

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Apropos FRESH PRODUCTS: :flowers2: :flowers2: :flowers2:

 

...and it says here, NEVER twit drunk...Damn, done it already...

NEVER twit after taking funny pills...Damn, done it, too...

NEVER twit reply Da Wonka...Oh, good, that i haven't done yet...

 

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Recommend getting drunk first, taking pills too and THEN reply to Da Wonkas tweets...

 

:cheers::roll1:

 

 

Naked gig, hai?

okkkaaaayyyyyyy...

 

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Yeah, sure...as if! We are still waiting for a naked vblog, let alone a whole gig venter.gif

 

:lmfao:

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I'll tell here as i'd die of shame of reporting this...

 

So me and Mary and Lils get inside the Ritz, right?

 

And i try to keep a professional look so the girl in the lobby thinks the bag is a real order from Mika...and that we're not really fans, but catering deliverers or whatevah...:mf_rosetinted:

AS IF..

 

And i say: Hi, i have something for Mr. Penniman...

 

And everything would be fine and we would leave without a grin on her face if i don't say the last "geniuslike" sentence::naughty:

 

Oh, please, be sure Mrs. Penniman gets it today, it's fresh products...:lmfao:

 

She grins as she's starting wondering whether the damn bag had fresh eggs or fat milk directly from the farm...:roftl:

 

By now, the girls behind me are about to break up in laughter so we make our best Sex & The City looks with our hairs blowing in the wind and our shades on, and walk out of the Ritz with 3 concierges opening doors to us...:lmfao:

 

I'll never putt my butt on that Ritz again...:mf_rosetinted:

 

Waoh! What a woman!:thumb_yello::naughty::thumb_yello::biggrin2:

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:lmfao:

 

Because it's hot there???:mf_rosetinted:

 

:teehee:

 

Not quite... they thought I wasn't wearing underwear one time a few years ago and since then they've joked that I never wear underwear... They even told me to wear underwear when I was sick in hospital! :lmfao:

 

It's not hot here anyways! It's cold!

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