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My mom: Emma, what song are you listening to?

Me: ...

Mom: Mika?

Me: No, Flight Of The Conchords.

Mom: Oh. What song?

Me: Uh...

Mom:What?

Me: ... You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute.

Mom: ...

Me:Oh, uh, now it's *shuffles iPod franitcally* ... *gulps* Too Many uh, Dicks On The Dancefloor... Flight Of The Conchords.

 

 

I have a feeling I'm about to get BANNED because it's a 'too adult' or some silly reason.

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My mom: Emma, what song are you listening to?

Me: ...

Mom: Mika?

Me: No, Flight Of The Conchords.

Mom: Oh. What song?

Me: Uh...

Mom:What?

Me: ... You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute.

Mom: ...

Me:Oh, uh, now it's *shuffles iPod franitcally* ... *gulps* Too Many uh, Dicks On The Dancefloor... Flight Of The Conchords.

 

 

I have a feeling I'm about to get BANNED because it's a 'too adult' or some silly reason.

 

:shocked:

 

:lmfao::lmao::floor:

 

 

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!! :roftl: i'm sorry but that's hilarious! :aah:

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My mom: Emma, what song are you listening to?

Me: ...

Mom: Mika?

Me: No, Flight Of The Conchords.

Mom: Oh. What song?

Me: Uh...

Mom:What?

Me: ... You Don't Have to Be A Prostitute.

Mom: ...

Me:Oh, uh, now it's *shuffles iPod franitcally* ... *gulps* Too Many uh, Dicks On The Dancefloor... Flight Of The Conchords.

 

 

I have a feeling I'm about to get BANNED because it's a 'too adult' or some silly reason.

:roftl: I LAVE Flight of The Conchords :teehee:

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:shocked:

 

:lmfao::lmao::floor:

 

 

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!! :roftl: i'm sorry but that's hilarious! :aah:

 

 

It's like that band are on REPEAT or something. :roftl: My phone went off now. Do you know what played? A bit of the song I Told You I Was Freaky. It went:

 

"Here I am all dressed in snakeskin

Now I'm in the kitchen making love to your cake tin

Oh no, was this the one you bake in?

I told you I was freaky did you think I was fakin'?"

 

 

I need to choose a different ring tone, I think. :teehee:

 

 

 

:roftl: I LAVE Flight of The Conchords :teehee:

 

 

You rule. :thumb_yello::teehee:

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Brian: How old are you?

Justin: 21.

Brian: What year were you born?

Justin: 19...69.

Brian: Bullsh*t, you had to think to answer that. How old are you really?

Justin: 20...19...18.

Brian: Well, what is this, a missle launch?

Justin: 17

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[B]Bret:[/b] She looked like a Parisian river...

Jemaine: What, dirty?

Bret: She looked like a chocolate éclair...

Jemaine: That's rare.

Bret: Her eyes were reflections of eyes...

Jemaine: Ah, nice.

Bret: And the rainbows danced in her hair.

Jemaine: Ah yeah?

Bret: She reminded me of a winter's morning...

Jemaine: What, fridged?

Bret: Her perfume was Au De Toilette!

Jemaine: ... What's that mean?

Bret: She was comparable to Cleopatra...

Jemaine: Quite old..?

Bret: She was like Shakespeare's Juliet!

Jemaine: THIRTEEN?

 

 

Loooovvveee Bret and Jemaine. :naughty:

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