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Last night, I found a Gecko in my room. This is basically what happened after:

 

Dad: It's just a house gecko. It kills spiders and bugs... So be grateful.

Me: Can we name him?

Luke: Can we kill it?

Dad: It's bad luck to kill one.

Me: I'm naming it.

Luke: What do you mean bad luck?

Mom: It's bad luck. Leave it at that.

Me: He's called Jamie.

-everyone stares at me-

Me: Jamie, go over to the West Sieeed, please.

Jamie: -moves towards my brother's side of the room, slowly-

Me:Thank you Jamie! … Can I keep 'im? Pleaase?

Dad: No.

Me: I'll pull a Mika.

Luke: ?

Me: I'll take a reptile put him in a cup, take him on with some hope that the air steward won't take him away.

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Last night, at dinner, the restaurant played Manic Monday on repeat. I couldn't stop laughing. :roftl::teehee:

 

And, at the same restaurant, I slipped on the wet floor. I have bruises and cuts to prove it. It fricken hurts. :boxed:

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Last night, I found a Gecko in my room. This is basically what happened after:

 

Dad: It's just a house gecko. It kills spiders and bugs... So be grateful.

Me: Can we name him?

Luke: Can we kill it?

Dad: It's bad luck to kill one.

Me: I'm naming it.

Luke: What do you mean bad luck?

Mom: It's bad luck. Leave it at that.

Me: He's called Jamie.

-everyone stares at me-

Me: Jamie, go over to the West Sieeed, please.

Jamie: -moves towards my brother's side of the room, slowly-

Me:Thank you Jamie! … Can I keep 'im? Pleaase?

Dad: No.

Me: I'll pull a Mika.

Luke: ?

Me: I'll take a reptile put him in a cup, take him on with some hope that the air steward won't take him away.

:lmfao: Was it Cute? :shocked:

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:wub2: Aww! I used to have a crawfish, and everyone thought I was a freak, because I thought it was just ADORABLE, well, duh, it was my pet, OF COURSE I thought it was adorable! :lmfao: it's name was Swimmy. :naughty:

 

Cool!:thumb_yello:

 

I want a Gecko now... Y'know, there IS a reptile/amphibian/exotic animal shop by my house... :das: I cooullld get one...:aah:

 

 

 

 

 

But I like Jamie better.:teehee:

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Cool!:thumb_yello:

 

I want a Gecko now... Y'know, there IS a reptile/amphibian/exotic animal shop by my house... :das: I cooullld get one...:aah:

 

 

 

 

 

But I like Jamie better.:teehee:

:naughty: We don't have a pet store in my silly little town, Our Animal shelter only has Dogs and Cats.. which I already have.. BUT, I could get a goldfish.. make that 2 goldfish so that the other has A Friend :lmfao: From Wal-mart. :mf_rosetinted:

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:naughty: We don't have a pet store in my silly little town, Our Animal shelter only has Dogs and Cats.. which I already have.. BUT, I could get a goldfish.. make that 2 goldfish so that the other has A Friend :lmfao: From Wal-mart. :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

Ahh, Wal-Mart. I miss it a lot...:roftl: The only place where I walk in only wanting to buy milk and I come out with a lot of stuff I probably don't need. :naughty:

 

I want two geckos, not one.:teehee: One's gonna be called Jamie ll, and the other one'll be called Geico. :mf_rosetinted:

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Ahh, Wal-Mart. I miss it a lot...:roftl: The only place where I walk in only wanting to buy milk and I come out with a lot of stuff I probably don't need. :naughty:

 

I want two geckos, not one.:teehee: One's gonna be called Jamie ll, and the other one'll be called Geico. :mf_rosetinted:

:lmfao: I hate Wal-Mart, I always end up in their Music section looking for TBWKTM, but they will never stock it, I even commented to the employee one time, it's not really her fault.. but I hinted to her :naughty:

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:lmfao: I hate Wal-Mart, I always end up in their Music section looking for TBWKTM, but they will never stock it, I even commented to the employee one time, it's not really her fault.. but I hinted to her :naughty:

 

:lol3: That happened to me today. I spent tons of time looking for TBWKTM...

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:lol3: That happened to me today. I spent tons of time looking for TBWKTM...

I looked all through the M's.. then finally went to the cashier..

 

Me: Excuse Me..

Cashier: Do you need any help?

Me: I am looking for Mika's "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"

Cashier: Mika?

Me: Yes, Mika, i said MIKA didn't I?

Cashier: okay, I don't believe we have that one, or haven't gotten it in yet..

Me: umm.. it released on September 22nd 2009..

Cashier: Well, I guess we do not stock Micah

Me: MIKA!!

Cashier: Okay.. well, we do not have MIKA

Me: hint: If I were you.. I would say something to the manager.

 

:mf_rosetinted:

I was with my friend, but she walked off like she didn't know me. :lmfao:

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I looked all through the M's.. then finally went to the cashier..

 

Me: Excuse Me..

Cashier: Do you need any help?

Me: I am looking for Mika's "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"

Cashier: Mika?

Me: Yes, Mika, i said MIKA didn't I?

Cashier: okay, I don't believe we have that one, or haven't gotten it in yet..

Me: umm.. it released on September 22nd 2009..

Cashier: Well, I guess we do not stock Micah

Me: MIKA!!

Cashier: Okay.. well, we do not have MIKA

Me: hint: If I were you.. I would say something to the manager.

 

:mf_rosetinted:

I was with my friend, but she walked off like she didn't know me. :lmfao:

 

:roftl::roftl::thumb_yello:

 

I found it, on the top shelf of the New Releases section. This is what happened:

 

Store helper: Um, can I help you with anything, Miss?

Me: Uh... Well... I have a question.

Him: Yes?

Me: Why is The Boy Who Knew Too Much in New Releases, when it was released September of last year...?

Him: ... Who?

Me: ... The album, The Boy Who Knew Too Much. The colourful one, up there.

Him: Oh. Well, we might have not got around to moving it...?

Me: ...

Him: Or nobody's wanted to buy it, so it's been put there for promotion.

Me: Or maybe they WANTED to buy it, but they couldn't find it in the 'M' section because you're too lazy to move it after a couple of months! Goodbye. *leaves*

 

 

Sorry about the belated reply, by the way. My mom made me show my WHOLE FAMILY LiveICM... That took a while, but hey. My aunt's taken with him. :roftl:

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:roftl::roftl::thumb_yello:

 

I found it, on the top shelf of the New Releases section. This is what happened:

 

Store helper: Um, can I help you with anything, Miss?

Me: Uh... Well... I have a question.

Him: Yes?

Me: Why is The Boy Who Knew Too Much in New Releases, when it was released September of last year...?

Him: ... Who?

Me: ... The album, The Boy Who Knew Too Much. The colourful one, up there.

Him: Oh. Well, we might have not got around to moving it...?

Me: ...

Him: Or nobody's wanted to buy it, so it's been put there for promotion.

Me: Or maybe they WANTED to buy it, but they couldn't find it in the 'M' section because you're too lazy to move it after a couple of months! Goodbye. *leaves*

 

 

Sorry about the belated reply, by the way. My mom made me show my WHOLE FAMILY LiveICM... That took a while, but hey. My aunt's taken with him. :roftl:

That's fine

 

:lmfao:

My Mom makes everyone listen to "Love Today" .. When I was first introducing My family to Mika.. in the beginning of 2009, When I said something about Mika, My Cousin started singing "Love Today" :shocked: he had known about Mika all along but never told me about him :tears: I could have been on MFC way back in 2007.. and went to Mika's gig in Atlanta!!

 

Me: Have Y'all ever heard of Mika?

nephew: by riding in the car with you.. yeah

cousin:Love, Love me, everbod..

Me: :shocked: YOU KNOW MIKA AND DIDN'T TELL ME!!!!!

cousin: I've known about him since 2007, but didn't want to tell you.

Me: GAH, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING.

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That's fine

 

:lmfao:

My Mom makes everyone listen to "Love Today" .. When I was first introducing My family to Mika.. in the beginning of 2009, When I said something about Mika, My Cousin started singing "Love Today" :shocked: he had known about Mika all along but never told me about him :tears: I could have been on MFC way back in 2007.. and went to Mika's gig in Atlanta!!

 

Me: Have Y'all ever heard of Mika?

nephew: by riding in the car with you.. yeah

cousin:Love, Love me, everbod..

Me: :shocked: YOU KNOW MIKA AND DIDN'T TELL ME!!!!!

cousin: I've known about him since 2007, but didn't want to tell you.

Me: GAH, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING.

 

:lmfao: I can totally imagine that!:naughty:

 

Aunt: I want to see what Mika looks like.

Uncle: What is he? Purple?

Me: Brown.

Uncle: Blue.

Me: Sometimes violet sky.

Uncle: Hm. He's a whiny Freddie Mercury.

 

 

Throughout watching it, they were commenting how 'pretty' he is. Not handsome, but pretty. :naughty::roftl:

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:lmfao: I can totally imagine that!:naughty:

 

Aunt: I want to see what Mika looks like.

Uncle: What is he? Purple?

Me: Brown.

Uncle: Blue.

Me: Sometimes violet sky.

Uncle: Hm. He's a whiny Freddie Mercury.

 

 

Throughout watching it, they were commenting how 'pretty' he is. Not handsome, but pretty. :naughty::roftl:

:lmfao: My GRANNY said he was pretty!! :aah: My Dad thought he WAS Freddie Mercury.. I made him watch Parc des Princes with me :fisch: but, he doesn't really like MIka.. :tears: My Mom loves Mika, she keeps asking if he's released any US tour dates :lmfao: she is just as.. I mean "almost" as anxious as me! :shocked: I just realized I've got a crowd of people who want to see Mika(Live) with me when I get to go, :teehee:

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