greta Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 “To explain responsibility to advertising men is like trying to convince an eight-year-old that sexual intercourse is more fun than a chocolate ice cream cone." -Howard Luck Gossage (1917–1969) I've to watch MadMen...stop crashing silly computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Thats the best thing I've heard all day *bows* you're welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 ok i have a plan... i never said to the teacher that i'd give the essay to him tomorrow i merely said i didn't have it... therefore i can give it to him the next lesson... therefore i can ask for help with it from my friend in return for a lollipop.... honestly i am good normally he knows i'd give him the essay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmika-maddo-joxx Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 *bows* you're welcome! Hows the lovey dovey feeling treating Ya ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Hows the lovey dovey feeling treating Ya ? it's quite good thanks! wish it was more lovey dovey but ya know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmika-maddo-joxx Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 it's quite good thanks! wish it was more lovey dovey but ya know... Would you like me to send summore? *Throws Joey's lovey dovey feeling through the screen again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Would you like me to send summore? *Throws Joey's lovey dovey feeling through the screen again* YAY!!! *dances around in circles* *glances at essay on comp* *shrugs shoulders* *dances* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? __________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you sh*tting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayler Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 OMFG! Joe won the X-factor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 guess who logged off and then relised they'd forgotten their password... ? then was stuck with 15 minutes till she could log on again.... you guessed right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 guess who logged off and then relised they'd forgotten their password... ? then was stuck with 15 minutes till she could log on again.... you guessed right I guessed the Queen. She's got an acount? Wow. sorry for my awful sense of humour...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I guessed the Queen. She's got an acount? Wow. sorry for my awful sense of humour...! nicely done!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoodleMaster Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 nicely done!!! Haha thanks I need to get a sense of humour seriously! The bad jokes run in the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerclaws95 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 My mum thinks I watch the WAG uncensored vid on repeat in my room... I do sometimes.. But she said she's gonna catch me one day cos 'she knows what I'm up to in there'... UP TO WHAT!? .. I don't wanna be spyed on whlist watching it, I'd like to watch it in privacy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoSkies Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 The sudden infatuation with Vegitaranism is makeing me want lasagna.. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangBangLou Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 But she said she's gonna catch me one day cos 'she knows what I'm up to in there'... UP TO WHAT!? .. oh my gosh, that is too good!! :naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? __________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? _________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you sh*tting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? W ITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. AMAZING. :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iadoremika Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I'm going to wear a green shirt today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Butterfly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mika Cherry Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 i rated 9.5 on the Gscale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Damnit, I wanted to check some fans' opinions for my Robbie album review in that pupils' mag of ours, but NO, that forum must be totally Members Only I won't join it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerclaws95 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 oh my gosh, that is too good!! :naughty: I'm shocked by what my mum is insinuating, I'm not like that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainbowGirl Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 i love my imagination and where it takes me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emika Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 beep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Angel Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1235513/Janet-Delaney-diagnosed-17-lb-ovarian-cyst-months-people-thinking-months-pregnant.html#ixzz0ZgfNXLBA wow!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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