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Today, It snowed. I was trying to make dinosaur footprints and it wasn't working out so well. The guy i have a crush walked up next to me. he had cardboard cut outs on his feet, shaped like dinosaur feet. When i stared in awe he promised to make a pair for me. The best part is we're in college. I knew i liked him for a reason. MlIA

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Today, It snowed. I was trying to make dinosaur footprints and it wasn't working out so well. The guy i have a crush walked up next to me. he had cardboard cut outs on his feet, shaped like dinosaur feet. When i stared in awe he promised to make a pair for me. The best part is we're in college. I knew i liked him for a reason. MlIA

 

:lmfao: I love MLIA. :lmao:

 

Today, I discovered http://www.namegoogle.com, where if you click on the Name Google image, you can change the name of the page. I then left the page "What are you on?!" on one of the known class stoners' computer. When he saw, he turned to his friend and muttered, "Dude. I didn't think I was THAT high!" to have his friend exclaim, "No! I see it too!" They spent the rest of the class refreshing the page and closing and opening their eyes. MLIA

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About a week ago, my garden gnome went missing from my porch. Yesterday I came out to find a ransom note demanding I pay 700 dollars in Monopoly money. Baffled I went into my house and retrieved the money needed from my Monopoly game. MLIA.

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Today, I learned that when I was four years old I was in a playground and a group of 10-year-old boys were picking on me, but my mother didn't need to intervene as I was perfectly capable of holding my own: I shouted, "I have cooties and I'm not afraid to use them!!!" and charged at the boys, and they all ran away. MLIA

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I only go to the hairdresser if I f**ked up my hair myself and REALLY need someone to at least try to make it look better :naughty:

 

i usually do go to the hairdresser...but the last few times i wasn't too happy with the result :dunno: this time it's gonna be another one :teehee:

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