Miss.roxy Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 *calls Mika* Me: Hun? Mika: It´s Mika, everybody calls me Mika! Me: It doesn´t matter Mika:.. It does! Me: it does NOT. This is a fiction. This call is NOT real Mika: ... Repete, please? Me: THIS IS NOT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW Mika: It means... That these calls DID not exist? Me: No. Never.. Mika: So... MFCers DON´T have my phone number? Me: No, they don´t. Mika: WOOW, it´s great!!!! Me: It is. Mika: But.... You won´t call me anymore? No one will call me? Me: No. No one. *hangs up* Mika: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Mika is a naughty boy. Talking to all of his fans as if they were his lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Mika is a naughty boy. Talking to all of his fans as if they were his lover Really? :mf_lustslow: I MUST TALK TO HIM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eloise.shaw Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Really? :mf_lustslow: I MUST TALK TO HIM!! but by phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisserz Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Mika is a naughty boy. Talking to all of his fans as if they were his lover *rings Mika* c: Hi Mika M: MFCer? c: Yup... cisserz. M: Hi c: M: Hellooo? c: So... What you doing? M: I'm in John's car on the way to my friends lab to get a smell made for me. c: :rolls_eyes: What smell is it? M: You c: M: Hello? Hello? c: M: Hm..? *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) *Suscribes* Grabbed some popcorn and iced drinks at 8PM and started reading this thread. It's 2AM in the morning and I must say I have read every single post since the very first page and finally arrived on the last one (32nd for now)! My fav thread on the forum yet so far.... I laughed for past 6 hours non-stop! You girls are all genious, such a colorful imagination and WHAT a sense of humour ^^ Fictionnal Crazy Phone Calls are definetly one-in-a-kind idea that can make day of everyone who's in need of a good laughter ! Kudos! Hope you don't mind if I join.... *grabs a pen and starts writing down all the ideas of future phone conversations* Edited July 9, 2010 by Elaire14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willywonka Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) My phone rings... Me: Hullo? Mika: Hi, Wonka, i need a huge favour... Me: No more fresh products, i sold the farm... Mika: No, it's none of that... Me: i'm busy feeding the children but shoot... Mika: I know you have dogs... Me: Yeah, Mika, i have a Mika lab, yes... Mika: Oh yeah...We'll discuss that later on, Missy:aah:...But i need help right now... Gertrude has a high fever, the vet told me to give him a suppository... Me: ...and you can't find his butt, uh? Mika: Yeah, how did ya know???? Me: Decades of practice and fanhood, Sir... Mika: So what do i do? His fur is so thick i can see **** all... Me: Easy! Stick a steak on each side...The side where the steak disappears is the wrong one, so the one left is what you need... Mika: Wonka, you're a freckin genius....How can i pay you back? Me: Doing the whole Sudoeste gig topless... Mika: You got yourself a deal, Missy... Me: Good! Bye! Mika: Oh, and by the way...no captions on this, kaaaayyy? Me: Yeah, keep dreaming, lad... Edited July 9, 2010 by willywonka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ce_mika Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 *I call Mika, he answer, but doesn't speak* M: *I'm not gonna talk, I hope she gets tired and hang up * C: I was sitting on the fence,and I thought that I'd kiss you.... M: (Holly F**** ) C: I never thought I'd miss you M: *whyyyy??* C: but you never let me fall, push my back against the wall M: *uh??* C:everytime you call you get so emotional M: *but you called mee* C:I'm freaking out M: *yeah,me too!* C: RING RING!! is that you on the phone? M: C: you think you're clever but you're never saying nothing at all M: C: hey hey! M: whaaaat?? C: Finally you talk Mika!!! I just wanted to hear your voice! bye!! M: :rocket: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 My phone rings... Me: Hullo? Mika: Hi, Wonka, i need a huge favour... Me: No more fresh products, i sold the farm... Mika: No, it's none of that... Me: i'm busy feeding the children but shoot... Mika: I know you have dogs... Me: Yeah, Mika, i have a Mika lab, yes... Mika: Oh yeah...We'll discuss that later on, Missy:aah:...But i need help right now... Gertrude has a high fever, the vet told me to give him a suppository... Me: ...and you can't find his butt, uh? Mika: Yeah, how did ya know????:bo xed: Me: Decades of practice and fanhood, Sir... Mika: So what do i do? His fur is so thick i can see **** all... Me: Easy! Stick a steak on each side...The side where the steak disappears is the wrong one, so the one left is what you need... Mika: Wonka, you're a freckin genius....How can i pay you back? Me: Doing the whole Sudoeste gig topless... Mika: You got yourself a deal, Missy... Me: Good! Bye! Mika: Oh, and by the way...no captions on this, kaaaayyy? Me: Yeah, keep dreaming, lad... WONKA'S FIRST PHONECALL!!!!!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 *calls mika* Mika:... its 5 am.. Me:... Mika: stop grinning Me: how do you know im grinning??? Mika: i can hear it it your voice Me: You know what they say: the future belongs to those who rise early!!! Mika: you know what they say: Cranky Mika doesnt get shirtless during gigs... Me: thats not fair... anyways, im calling you about something really important!!! Mika: i wasnt flirting with that interviewer in France:blush-anim-cl: Me: its not about that... Mika:... oh... forget i said that then:mf_rosetinted: Me:... sure, anyways, its about my birthday!!! its in 2 days!! Mika:... Me:... hello??? in 2 days????? Mika: yeah okay!! i got it.. Geez, i have a birthday too and i dont make a big deal out of it! Me:.. you know we're making you like 10 000 gifts for your bday right??? Mika:... really????????? !!!!!!!!! ok what do you want??? Me:... i dont mind!!! anything coming from you would be awesome!! *fangurls* Mika: kay... Me: and and btw, i'll then be only 3 years younger than you thats not too bad for dating no??? Mika:... youre just a kid... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOHN wheres Golden Albert??? i need to send fresh products to Canada!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 My phone rings... Me: Hullo? Mika: Hi, Wonka, i need a huge favour... Me: No more fresh products, i sold the farm... Mika: No, it's none of that... Me: i'm busy feeding the children but shoot... Mika: I know you have dogs... Me: Yeah, Mika, i have a Mika lab, yes...:naugh ty: Mika: Oh yeah...We'll discuss that later on, Missy: aah:...But i need help right now... Gertrude has a high fever, the vet told me to give him a suppository... Me: ...and you can't find his butt, uh?:mf_rosetin ted: Mika: Yeah, how did ya know????: box ed: Me: Decades of practice and fanhood, Sir... Mika: So what do i do? His fur is so thick i can see **** all... Me: Easy! Stick a steak on each side...The side where the steak disappears is the wrong one, so the one left is what you need... Mika: Wonka, you're a freckin genius....How can i pay you back? Me: Doing the whole Sudoeste gig topless...:naugh ty::mf_ro setinted::big grin2: Mika: You got yourself a deal, Missy...:thu mb_yello: Me: Good! Bye! :by e: Mika: Oh, and by the way...no captions on this, kaaaayyy?:snea ky2: Me: Yeah, keep dreaming, lad... :mf_rosetin ted: woman,you are goot at everything.... *I call Mika, he answer, but doesn't speak*M: *I'm not gonna talk, I hope she gets tired and hang up :sh un:* C: I was sitting on the fence,and I thought that I'd kiss you.... M: (Holly F**** :ha ir:) C: I never thought I'd miss you M: *whyyyy??*:c hair: C: but you never let me fall, push my back against the wall M: *uh??* C:everytime you call you get so emotional M: *but you called mee* :sho cked: C:I'm freaking out M: *yeah,me too!* :loc o: C: RING RING!! is that you on the phone? M: :fisc h: C: you think you're clever but you're never saying nothing at all M: :bo xed: C: hey hey! M: whaaaat?? C: Finally you talk Mika!!! I just wanted to hear your voice! bye!! M: :rock et::ba sh: CECIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *calls mika* Mika:... its 5 am.. Me:... :biggri n2: Mika: stop grinning Me: how do you know im grinning??? Mika: i can hear it it your voice Me: :mf_rosetint ed: You know what they say: the future belongs to those who rise early!!! Mika: you know what they say: Cranky Mika doesnt get shirtless during gigs... Me: :shocke d::mf_rose tinted: thats not fair... anyways, im calling you about something really important!!! Mika: i wasnt flirting with that interviewer in France:blush-anim-cl: Me: its not about that... Mika:... oh... forget i said that then:mf_roset inted: Me:... sure, anyways, its about my birthday!!! its in 2 days!! as: Mika:... Me:... hello??? in 2 days????? Mika: yeah okay!! i got it.. Geez, i have a birthday too and i dont make a big deal out of it! Me:.. you know we're making you like 10 000 gifts for your bday right??? Mika:... really????????? !!!!!!!!! ok what do you want??? Me:... i dont mind!!! anything coming from you would be awesome!! *fang urls* Mika: kay... Me: and and btw, i'll then be only 3 years younger than you thats not too bad for dating no??? Mika:... youre just a kid... *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOHN wheres Golden Albert??? i need to send fresh products to Canada!!!! just fresh products???? mika is such a stingy man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 My phone rings... Me: Hullo? Mika: Hi, Wonka, i need a huge favour... Me: No more fresh products, i sold the farm... Mika: No, it's none of that... Me: i'm busy feeding the children but shoot... Mika: I know you have dogs... Me: Yeah, Mika, i have a Mika lab, yes... Mika: Oh yeah...We'll discuss that later on, Missy:aah:...But i need help right now... Gertrude has a high fever, the vet told me to give him a suppository... Me: ...and you can't find his butt, uh? Mika: Yeah, how did ya know???? Me: Decades of practice and fanhood, Sir... Mika: So what do i do? His fur is so thick i can see **** all... Me: Easy! Stick a steak on each side...The side where the steak disappears is the wrong one, so the one left is what you need... Mika: Wonka, you're a freckin genius....How can i pay you back? Me: Doing the whole Sudoeste gig topless... Mika: You got yourself a deal, Missy... Me: Good! Bye! Mika: Oh, and by the way...no captions on this, kaaaayyy? Me: Yeah, keep dreaming, lad... Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 *calls mika* me: mika i need to tell you something mika: pfff.... tell me.... me: i´m gonna melt tomorrow.......... mika: i know it you love me sooo much that you are going to melt in my gig:mf_rosetinted: me: no man!! no way!! i´m gonna melt tomorrow because of the 40ºC we are going to suffer in the queue!!!! mika: ok,i´ll order some mops *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) *calls mika* me: mika i need to tell you something mika: pfff.... tell me.... me: i´m gonna melt tomorrow.......... mika: i know it you love me sooo much that you are going to melt in my gig:mf_rosetinted: me: no man!! no way!! i´m gonna melt tomorrow because of the 40ºC we are going to suffer in the queue!!!! mika: ok,i´ll order some mops *hangs up* You're a genious Edited July 9, 2010 by Elaire14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) You're a genious I told her too Edited July 9, 2010 by Miss.roxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) I told her too Her and LilStar definetly rule this thread (and our lives by the way) And all your phone calls are so funny as well! You're all so talented here! ^^ Seriously, I don't know, but Mika fans seem all so creative.... Weird.... In a good way.... With a COLORFUL imagination! And that's one of the reasons why I love so much spending time on MFC forum! Best entertaining place on the web! Edited July 9, 2010 by Elaire14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 *calls Mika, 02:07 AM* Me: *whispering* ... Mikaaaaaa? Mika: ...hmm , yeah? Me: *still whispering* Do you think that dreams come true?? Mika: .. wt??? ... Me: If you think that dreams come true... Mika: Oh, sure... Me: So, when I want something, and i dreamt about it, it will come true? Mika: For sure, you have to believe, you know, you can do everything.... Me: ..Are you sure? Mika: Yes, I do! Don´t give up anything! Me: YEEEES, IT´S GREAAAAT Mika: .. It is.. can I sleep right now? Me: You can.. By the way, I dreamt that you were my husband and we were in Paris.. *hangs up* Mika: .... Oh sh*t!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 *calls Mika, 02:07 AM* Me: *whispering* ... Mikaaaaaa? Mika: ...hmm , yeah? Me: *still whispering* Do you think that dreams come true?? Mika: .. wt??? ... Me: If you think that dreams come true... Mika: Oh, sure... Me: So, when I want something, and i dreamt about it, it will come true? Mika: For sure, you have to believe, you know, you can do everything.... Me: ..Are you sure? Mika: Yes, I do! Don´t give up anything! Me: YEEEES, IT´S GREAAAAT Mika: .. It is.. can I sleep right now? Me: You can.. By the way, I dreamt that you were my husband and we were in Paris.. *hangs up* Mika: .... Oh sh*t!!!! You freaking genious! This one was REALLY fun! I almost fell out of my chair (I'm in a train right now) xD This thing with "All dreams come true" always works! Pretty sneaky! You got him ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 My phone rings... Me: Hullo? Mika: Hi, Wonka, i need a huge favour... Me: No more fresh products, i sold the farm... Mika: No, it's none of that... Me: i'm busy feeding the children but shoot... Mika: I know you have dogs... Me: Yeah, Mika, i have a Mika lab, yes...:na ughty: Mika: Oh yeah...We'll discuss that later on, Missy:aa :...But i need help right now... Gertrude has a high fever, the vet told me to give him a suppository... Me: ...and you can't find his butt, uh?:mf_ros etinted: Mika: Yeah, how did ya know????:bo xed: Me: Decades of practice and fanhood, Sir... Mika: So what do i do? His fur is so thick i can see **** all... Me: Easy! Stick a steak on each side...The side where the steak disappears is the wrong one, so the one left is what you need... Mika: Wonka, you're a freckin genius....How can i pay you back? Me: Doing the whole Sudoeste gig topless...:naugh ty::mf_roset inted::big gr in2: Mika: You got yourself a deal, Missy...:thumb _yello: Me: Good! Bye! :b ye: Mika: Oh, and by the way...no captions on this, kaaaayyy?:snea ky2: Me: Yeah, keep dreaming, lad... HAHAHAHA great *I call Mika, he answer, but doesn't speak*M: *I'm not gonna talk, I hope she gets tired and hang up :sh un:* C: I was sitting on the fence,and I thought that I'd kiss you.... M: (Holly F**** :h air:) C: I never thought I'd miss you M: *whyyyy??*:ch air: C: but you never let me fall, push my back against the wall M: *uh??* :bo xed: C:everytime you call you get so emotional M: *but you called mee* :shock ed: C:I'm freaking out M: *yeah,me too!* :l oco: C: RING RING!! is that you on the phone? M: :fis ch: C: you think you're clever but you're never saying nothing at all M: :boxe d: C: hey hey! M: whaaaat?? C: Finally you talk Mika!!! :bo w: I just wanted to hear your voice! :sw oon: bye!! M: :ro cket::b ash: HAHA, good one, Ceci *calls mika* Mika:... its 5 am.. Me:... :biggr in2: Mika: stop grinning Me: how do you know im grinning??? Mika: i can hear it it your voice Me: :mf_ rose tinted: You know what they say: the future belongs to those who rise early!!! :biggr in2: Mika: you know what they say: Cranky Mika doesnt get shirtless during gigs... Me: :sho cked::mf_roseti nted: thats not fair... anyways, im calling you about something really important!!! Mika: i wasnt flirting with that interviewer in France:blus h-anim- cl: Me: its not about that... Mika:... oh... forget i said that then:mf_ro setinted: Me:... sure, anyways, its about my birthday!!! its in 2 days!! as: Mika:... Me:... hello??? in 2 days????? Mika: yeah okay!! i got it.. Geez, i have a birthday too and i dont make a big deal out of it! Me:.. you know we're making you like 10 000 gifts for your bday right??? Mika:... really????????? :fan gurl:!!!!!!!!! ok what do you want??? Me:... i dont mind!!! anything coming from you would be awesome!! *fangurls* Mika: kay... Me: and and btw, i'll then be only 3 years younger than you thats not too bad for dating no??? Mika:... youre just a kid... *han gs up* JOOOOOOOOOOHN wheres Golden Albert??? i need to send fresh products to Canada!!!! Juts a kid, right like that Her and LilStar definetly rule this thread (and our lives by the way) And all your phone calls are so funny as well! You're all so talented here! ^^ Seriously, I don't know, but Mika fans seem all so creative.... Weird.... In a good way.... With a COLORFUL imagination! And that's one of the reasons why I love so much spending time on MFC forum! Best entertaining place on the web! I knoooow, aren't they awesome? I in love with this place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) You freaking genious! This one was REALLY fun! I almost fell out of my chair (I'm in a train right now) xD This thing with "All dreams come true" always works! Pretty sneaky! You got him ^^ Thank youuuuu First quoted call Btw, i really had this dream....... Edited July 9, 2010 by Miss.roxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 (edited) Thank youuuuu First quoted call Btw, i really had this dream....... Oh you're very welcome, sweetie I like let people know when I adore what they're doing! And you deserve lots of quotes cause your calls are really fun! And you lucky girl, you got this awesome dream for real!!!! Mika a your husband, being in Paris! Wow! How did you felt during your dream? Was your husband good to you? ^^ Edited July 9, 2010 by Elaire14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Oh you're very welcome, sweetie I like let people know when I adore what they're doing! And you deserve lots of quotes cause your calls are really fun! And you lucky girl, you got this awesome dream for real!!!! Mika a your husband, being in Paris! Wow! How did you felt during your dream? Was your husband good to you? ^^ It was.. really a little strange.. He was amazing, we spoke very much and we laughed.. He always smiled at me.. I was really happy, in dream we had 4 or 5 dates .. But i was a little nervous, because i didn´t know why did we get married By the way you are beautiful on your avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 It was.. really a little strange.. He was amazing, we spoke very much and we laughed.. He always smiled at me.. I was really happy, in dream we had 4 or 5 dates .. But i was a little nervous, because i didn´t know why did we get married By the way you are beautiful on your avatar Wow! Even if you didn't knew why did you get married, then still you must've been really happy And if you went to 4 or 5 dates, your dream was pretty long, wasn't it? Now you've got all these beautiful memories from it And thank you so much for your compliment , so do you on your avatar, I thought you were a model or something, you have such a beautiful face, seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted July 9, 2010 Author Share Posted July 9, 2010 Her and LilStar definetly rule this thread (and our lives by the way) And all your phone calls are so funny as well! You're all so talented here! ^^ Seriously, I don't know, but Mika fans seem all so creative.... Weird.... In a good way.... With a COLORFUL imagination! And that's one of the reasons why I love so much spending time on MFC forum! Best entertaining place on the web! :teehee:thank you!!! btw, i dont quote phonecalls very often because you're ALL amazing and im proud that youre all writting you creative ideas on my thread:blush-anim-cl: I'm glad you all like it... *that was the cheesy moment of the week* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaire14 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 I knoooow, aren't they awesome? I in love with this place Yeah, they're all freaking awesome and I've become addictive to this thread (as well as the whole forum) - I feel like home in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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