A&J Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 Me: And that's why you never leave your stove on when you're watching TV.Mika: Hello? Me: Where'd that come from?!?! Mika: Check your phone! Me: Oh, whoops! Sorry! I must've butt dialed you! Bad butt! This is why I never carry this thing! Mika: It's ok, you just interrupted me from my doing nothing for once. Me: Well, I'm at work, and my boss just walked in, I'll talk to you later, Mom. Love you, too! *hangs up* Mika: Mom? hahaha I let my stove on when I was watching TV once. Lie, it was, like, a thousand times xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 *calls Mika* Me: ....You´re beautiful... Mika: Me: ...You jump too high.. You sing like an angel.. You don´t look older... Your skin is soft... Mika: Me: .. I know what you are.. Mika: Me: .. a vampire! Mika: ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte_ Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 *calls Mika*Me: ....You´re beautiful... Mika: Me: ...You jump too high.. You sing like an angel.. You don´t look older... Your skin is soft... Mika: Me: .. I know what you are.. Mika: Me: .. a vampire! Mika: ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamy_Queen Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 *calls Mika*Me: ....You´re beautiful... Mika: Me: ...You jump too high.. You sing like an angel.. You don´t look older... Your skin is soft... Mika: Me: .. I know what you are.. Mika: Me: .. a vampire! Mika: ...... Sounds so chickeny and seductive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natacha Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 That ain't working :roftl: natacha, he can cook tea? and OMG, what's that signature? xD oh its nothing, *pretends that doesnt know what you are talking about* its just a gif that i found somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 *calls Mika*Me: ....You´re beautiful... Mika: Me: ...You jump too high.. You sing like an angel.. You don´t look older... Your skin is soft... Mika: Me: .. I know what you are.. Mika: Me: .. a vampire! Mika: ...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed. LOUD. Did I made you think about this? xD that was great. And yeah, chickeny and hot @_@ oh its nothing, *pretends that doesnt know what you are talking about*its just a gif that i found somewhere I can't stop looking at it @_@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed. LOUD. Did I made you think about this? xD that was great. And yeah, chickeny and hot @_@ You did!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) You did!!!! *I call Mika* Me: So, you're a vampire now, huh? Mika: It's what they say... Me: What kind of vampire are you? Mika: .... what kind can I be? Me: Well, let's see... there's the Twilight gentleman, perfect and sparkling kind of vamp ... there's the Vampire Diaries gentleman, perfect and hot kind of vamp ... there's the Vampire Academy super bad an hot kind of vamp... and there's the True Blood hot, sexy, super chickeny, bloody and mysterious kind of vampire. So which kind are you? Mika: .... My contract says that I can't change the image that my fans have of me, so I can't answer that Me: Oooh, so you're not the Twilight kind we imagine, you're the True Blood kind ! Mika: I'm... what? Does that means you imagine me sparkling, and not sexy and chickeny? JOOOOOOOOOHN, YOU LIED TO ME! John: If I hadn't, you wouldn't get shirtless and they're paying me to make you get shirtless. Mika: They're... WHAT? .... .... Mika: So they do think I'm sexy and chickeny? Edited October 7, 2010 by A&J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte_ Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 *I call Mika* Me: So, you're a vampire now, huh? Mika: It's what they say... Me: What kind of vampire are you? Mika: .... what kind can I be? Me: Well, let's see... there's the Twilight gentleman, perfect and sparkling kind of vamp ... there's the Vampire Diaries gentleman, perfect and hot kind of vamp ... there's the Vampire Academy super bad an hot kind of vamp... and there's the True Blood hot, sexy, super chickeny, bloody and mysterious kind of vampire. So which kind are you? Mika: .... My contract says that I can't change the image that my fans have of me, so I can't answer that Me: Oooh, so you're not the Twilight kind we imagine, you're the True Blood kind ! Mika: I'm... what? Does that means you imagine me sparkling, and not sexy and chickeny? JOOOOOOOOOHN, YOU LIED TO ME! John: If I hadn't, you wouldn't get shirtless and they're paying me to make you get shirtless. Mika: They're... WHAT? .... .... Mika: So they do think I'm sexy and chickeny? I laughed SO hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 *I call Mika* Me: So, you're a vampire now, huh? Mika: It's what they say... Me: What kind of vampire are you? Mika: .... what kind can I be? Me: Well, let's see... there's the Twilight gentleman, perfect and sparkling kind of vamp ... there's the Vampire Diaries gentleman, perfect and hot kind of vamp ... there's the Vampire Academy super bad an hot kind of vamp... and there's the True Blood hot, sexy, super chickeny, bloody and mysterious kind of vampire. So which kind are you? Mika: .... My contract says that I can't change the image that my fans have of me, so I can't answer that Me: Oooh, so you're not the Twilight kind we imagine, you're the True Blood kind ! Mika: I'm... what? Does that means you imagine me sparkling, and not sexy and chickeny? JOOOOOOOOOHN, YOU LIED TO ME! John: If I hadn't, you wouldn't get shirtless :mf_rose tinted: and they're paying me to make you get shirtless. Mika: They're... WHAT? .... .... Mika: So they do think I'm sexy and chickeny? greaaaaaaaat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte_ Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 (edited) Okay, I wanted to try this for a month so I'm just gonna do this *calls Mika* Mika: Hi Me: Hi Mika: who is this? Me: It's me Mika: Who is "me"? Me: You are Mika Mika: These fans are getting so weird Me: I can hear you! Can I ask you something? Mika: Uhh ... Me: Tell me what your new CD is about Mika: -sigh- Ukay , I'll tell you. But promise you won't tell any other MFCer! Me: How do you know I'm an MFCer? Mika: I know my fans Me: I promise I won't tell anybody Mika: Well, my new CD is about... My mother: *background* Who are u calling with? Me: WITH MIKA My mother: Oh no, one of those guys pretending he's Mika. *takes over cellphone* YOU WEIRDO, LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE OKAY? IF YOU EVER CALL HER AGAIN I'LL M@"éDèç9HS *hangs up* Mika: Mothers are even crazier than fans Edited October 8, 2010 by Charlotte_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Okay, I wanted to try this for a month so I'm just gonna do this *calls Mika* Mika: Hi Me: Hi Mika: who is this? Me: It's me Mika: Who is "me"? Me: You are Mika Mika: These fans are getting so weird Me: I can hear you! Can I ask you something? Mika: Uhh ... Me: Tell me what your new CD is about Mika: -sigh- Ukay , I'll tell you. But promise you won't tell any other MFCer! Me: How do you know I'm an MFCer? Mika: I know my fans Me: I promise I won't tell anybody Mika: Well, my new CD is about... My mother: *background* Who are u calling with? Me: WITH MIKA My mother: Oh no, one of those guys pretending he's Mika. *takes over cellphone* YOU WEIRDO, LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE OKAY? IF YOU EVER CALL HER AGAIN I'LL M@"éDèç9HS *hangs up* Mika: Mothers are even crazier than fans Oh my god, I love this! : D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A&J Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Okay, I wanted to try this for a month so I'm just gonna do this :te ehee: *calls Mika* Mika: Hi Me: Hi Mika: who is this? Me: It's me :bi ggrin2: Mika: Who is "me"? Me: You are Mika :big grin2: Mika: These fans are getting so weird Me: I can hear you! Can I ask you something? Mika: Uhh ... Me: Tell me what your new CD is about Mika: -sigh- Ukay , I'll tell you. But promise you won't tell any other MFCer! Me: How do you know I'm an MFCer? Mika: I know my fans Me: I promise I won't tell anybody Mika: Well, my new CD is about... My mother: *background* Who are u calling with? Me: WITH MIKA My mother: Oh no, one of those guys pretending he's Mika. *takes over cellphone* YOU WEIRDO, LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE OKAY? IF YOU EVER CALL HER AGAIN I'LL M@"éDèç9HS *hangs up* Mika: Mothers are even crazier than fans HAHAHAHAHA :roftl: I liked this. Great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamy_Queen Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Bwahahahaha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPie Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 LOL Mothers are even crazier than fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bopsterjazz Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 hahaha I let my stove on when I was watching TV once. Lie, it was, like, a thousand times xD It's kind of a bad habit. . . but at least it makes the day slightly more interesting! (just don't leave anything flamable near it.) And yes, Mothers are crazier than Fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte_ Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Oh my god, I love this! : D HAHAHAHAHA :roftl: I liked this.Great LOL Mothers are even crazier than fans Thank you all. This was my first phonecall and I wasn't sure people would like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Loved all the last calls:roftl: you guys keep this thread alive when im busy, thanks:wub2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojotje Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 LOL Mothers are even crazier than fans OMG I'm a mum and a fan of Mika! How crazy am I then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natacha Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 OMG I'm a mum and a fan of Mika! How crazy am I then? and youre a mika´s grey undies fan too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojotje Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 and youre a mika´s grey undies fan too Ah, you've noticed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 *mika calls me* mika: me: .........is it you mika??? I CAN´T BELIEVE IT!! YOU ARE ALIVE!! mika: i need you to talk to this man next to me.... me: ehrm.... what? why?? mika: i just need you to explain him that when i talk i´m serious. me: mika: oh,c´mon!!! most of the times i am!!!!! me: ehrm................. mika: ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OR WHAT?????? me: sir,yes sir!!!!! who is that man?? mika: my driving instructor me: OH!!! YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR EXAM!!! I´M SO PROUD OF YOU!!! mika:...... well.... not exactly... i can´t do the exam... so i need you to explain this man the truth........ me: what "truth"? mika: this man says "mika,you need to push the clutch pedal" and i said to him "no way man.... john would do that work..." and he said: "WHAAAT?? NO!! YOU HAVE TO DO IT BY YOURSELF!!" me: ehrm... mika... what do you want me to do exactly???? mika: i want you to explain him that john is my helper,he´s always with me,and he can perfectly do that driving instructor: mr. penniman!!! this is not the way to do this!!! what about if john is ill?? or just busy?? mika: i have no problem...i always can count on my droolers driving instructor: me: mika: WHAAAT?? it´s true!! do you want me to prove that??? *mika goes to twitter and tweets: please,would any one of you help me if i happen to need you,pleeeaaasseeeeee?* *twitters goes overcapacity with zillions of "MEEE!!! MIKA!!! I WANT TO HELP YOU!!!" mika: you see? driving instructor: mika: and now.... can i have my driving licence?? driving instructor: NOOOOO!!!!! mika: me: i´m realizing that perhaps i´ve been a fortune teller all my life.... and i didn´t even know... i´ve come here to do a new call but now i dont know what to write about.... *waits for any other mfcer to do a call* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basicamenteyo Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 *gets tired of waiting* *calls mika* mika: hello,it´s mika.... me: hello mika,it´s an mfcer.... mika: me: are you fanboying?????????? mika: i like to see that you all keep flattering me even when i´m hidden... me: we are really worried.... mika: aawww... so sweet.... me: ehrm... not about you.. i mean.. we are not worried about... well,let me explain.... are you getting bald?? mika: me: that´s what really worries us.... we are not sure if you are getting bald or not... mika: NOOOOOOO!!! me: sure?? mika: it´s me,you know? i use to know if i´m getting bald or not!!! me: then,you are sure you are not getting bald... mika: are you sure you are not getting dumb?? me: well... not sure at all... mika: i knew it... pffff.... me: are you going to buy a convertible?? mika: oh... no. i don´t like convertibles. i can lose my caps and hats. me: are you going to use caps or hats now? mika: yes. me: mika: I´M NOT GETTING BALD!!!!! me: mika: *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LilStar Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 i´m realizing that perhaps i´ve been a fortune teller all my life.... and i didn´t even know... i´ve come here to do a new call but now i dont know what to write about.... *waits for any other mfcer to do a call* *gets tired of waiting* *calls mika* mika: hello,it´s mika.... me: hello mika,it´s an mfcer.... mika: me: are you fanboying?????????? mika: i like to see that you all keep flattering me even when i´m hidden... me: we are really worried.... mika: aawww... so sweet.... me: ehrm... not about you.. i mean.. we are not worried about... well,let me explain.... are you getting bald?? mika: me: that´s what really worries us.... we are not sure if you are getting bald or not... mika: NOOOOOOO!!! me: sure?? mika: it´s me,you know? i use to know if i´m getting bald or not!!! me: then,you are sure you are not getting bald... mika: are you sure you are not getting dumb?? me: well... not sure at all... mika: i knew it... pffff.... me: are you going to buy a convertible?? mika: oh... no. i don´t like convertibles. i can lose my caps and hats. me: are you going to use caps or hats now? mika: yes. me: mika: I´M NOT GETTING BALD!!!!! me: mika: *hangs up* :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss.roxy Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 *gets tired of waiting* *calls mika* mika: hello,it´s mika.... me: hello mika,it´s an mfcer.... mika: me: are you fanboying?????????? mika: i like to see that you all keep flattering me even when i´m hidden... me: we are really worried.... mika: aawww... so sweet.... me: ehrm... not about you.. i mean.. we are not worried about... well,let me explain.... are you getting bald?? mika: me: that´s what really worries us.... we are not sure if you are getting bald or not... mika: NOOOOOOO!!! me: sure?? mika: it´s me,you know? i use to know if i´m getting bald or not!!! me: then,you are sure you are not getting bald... mika: are you sure you are not getting dumb?? me: well... not sure at all... mika: i knew it... pffff.... me: are you going to buy a convertible?? mika: oh... no. i don´t like convertibles. i can lose my caps and hats. me: are you going to use caps or hats now? mika: yes. me: mika: I´M NOT GETTING BALD!!!!!me: mika: *hangs up* :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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