Fictional Crazy Phone Calls!

[LilStar]

*calls Mika*

 

 

me: :tea rs:

Mika: oh god no...what? :sn eaky2:

me: they're ignoring me in Bienie's thread

Mika: not the Bienie again :a ah:

me: ....but but :tea rs:

Mika: how can I help ? it's not as if I can make them not ignore you

me: oh yes you can

Mika: what are you impplying with the ?

me: what do you want me to imply with the .....

Mika: .....

me:

Mika: jooooooooooooooooooooooooohn, can't you make the disappear from MFC, it's giving them baaaad ideas

John: no

 

missed youuu !!!! arrggggg

and that call made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charlotte_]

*me calls Mika at night*

 

Mika: Uhh .. Hi?

Me: Meeks?

Mika: Yes who is this?

Me: It's a fan

Mika: Wait ..I know your voice ... Are you the one with the crazy mother?

Me: Oh ... Yes

Mika: I think I'll hang up now ...

Me: Oh no, she's asleep, dont be afraid.

Mika:

Me: So what were you doing?

Mika: Sleeping ... - -"

Me: Oh ... Did I wake you up?

Mika: Yes - -"

Me: I can't sleep.

Mika: Why not?

Me: I watched a horror movie and I'm so scared

Mika: That's why you're calling me? - -"

Me: Yes It was so scary ...

Mika: What movie was it?

Me: The blair witch project.

Mika: That one is sooooo scary, I couldn't sleep for days after watching it ... Don't make me think of it

*Mika hangs up*

 

 

Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN remember that movie about that blair witch we saw togheter?

John: *half asleep* Yes ...

Mika: So I'm thinking about it and ... It was scary ...

John: Grow up

[natacha]

:lmao: love it

[basicamenteyo]

LOOOOOOL!!!!!

 

[A&J]

*calls mika*

me: okay, i ordered my own wax statue in the Grévin museum too:teehee:

mika:okaaaaay:bl ink:

me: guess where it will be??

mika: :dun no:

Me: in your wax statue arms giving your wax statue a kiss!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

mika: :shoc ked::loc o: *hangs up* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHNNNN hurry up on that Jimmy wax statue will you?

 

:mf_rose tinted:

HAHAHAHAH I laughed LOUD with this xD really...

 

*calls Mika*

 

 

me: :tea rs:

Mika: oh god no...what? :sn eaky2:

me: :tea rs: they're ignoring me in Bienie's thread

Mika: not the Bienie again :a ah:

me: :mf_ros etinted:....but but :te ars:

Mika: how can I help ? it's not as if I can make them not ignore you

me: oh yes you can

Mika: what are you impplying with the : das:?

me: what do you want me to imply with the :da s:.....:da s:

Mika: .....:lo co:

me: as:

Mika: jooooooooooooooooooooooooohn, can't you make the as: disappear from MFC, it's giving them baaaad ideas

John: no

Hahaha, that one was golden too

 

*me calls Mika at night*

 

Mika: Uhh .. Hi?

Me: Meeks?

Mika: Yes who is this?

Me: It's a fan :tee hee:

Mika: Wait ..I know your voice ... Are you the one with the crazy mother?

Me: Oh ... Yes :naug hty:

Mika: I think I'll hang up now ... :sho cked:

Me: Oh no, she's asleep, dont be afraid. :tee hee:

Mika:

Me: So what were you doing?

Mika: Sleeping ... - -"

Me: Oh ... Did I wake you up?

Mika: Yes - -"

Me: :tee hee: I can't sleep.

Mika: Why not?

Me: I watched a horror movie and I'm so scared

Mika: That's why you're calling me? - -"

Me: Yes :bigg rin2: It was so scary ...

Mika: What movie was it?

Me: The blair witch project.

Mika: That one is sooooo scary, I couldn't sleep for days after watching it ... Don't make me think of it :te ars:

*Mika hangs up*

 

 

Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN remember that movie about that blair witch we saw togheter?

John: *half asleep* Yes ...

Mika: So I'm thinking about it and ... It was scary ... :te ars:

John: Grow up :snea ky2:

 

:roftl:

[A&J]

*I call Mika*

 

Me: Hiiii!

Mika: HI.

Me: So, I'm still doing my french lessons. A friend said to me a phrase in french and I don't know what it means, so can you translate it for me?

Mika: I'm a busy guy, you know?

Me: But...

Mika: Ok, if I say yes it will be faster. What's the phrase?

Me: it's "Poulet ce soir".

Mika: .... you're kidding me.

Me: Noooo, why would I do that?

Mika: You know what that means.

Me: No, I don't.

Mika: *mumbles* chicken tonight

Me: WHAAAT, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

Mika: *mumbles again* chicken tonight ¬¬

Me: You'll have to speak louder, 'cause...

Mika: I WANT CHICKEN TONIGHT!

Me: .......... where in that phrase was "I want"?

Mika: err... ah... hmmm...

Me:

Mika: Will you post that on MFC?

Me: Yep.

Mika: I hate you. *hangs up*

Me: He'll forgive me

[LilStar]

*I call Mika*

 

Me: Hiiii!

Mika: HI.

Me: So, I'm still doing my french lessons. A friend said to me a phrase in french and I don't know what it means, so can you translate it for me?

Mika: I'm a busy guy, you know?

Me: But...

Mika: Ok, if I say yes it will be faster. What's the phrase?

Me: it's "Poulet ce soir".

Mika: .... you're kidding me.

Me: Noooo, why would I do that?

Mika: You know what that means.

Me: No, I don't.

Mika: *mumbles* chicken tonight

Me: WHAAAT, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

Mika: *mumbles again* chicken tonight ¬¬

Me: You'll have to speak louder, 'cause...

Mika: I WANT CHICKEN TONIGHT!

Me: .......... where in that phrase was "I want"?

Mika: err... ah... hmmm...

Me:

Mika: Will you post that on MFC?

Me: Yep.

Mika: I hate you. *hangs up*

Me: He'll forgive me

 

[Charlotte_]

*I call Mika*

 

Me: Hiiii! :biggrin2 :

Mika: HI.

Me: So, I'm still doing my french lessons. A friend said to me a phrase in french and I don't know what it means, so can you translate it for me?

Mika: :sneaky2 : I'm a busy guy, you know?

Me: But...

Mika: Ok, if I say yes it will be faster. What's the phrase?

Me: it's "Poulet ce soir".

Mika: .... you're kidding me.

Me: Noooo, why would I do that?

Mika: You know what that means.

Me: No, I don't.

Mika: *mumbles* chicken tonight

Me: WHAAAT, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

Mika: *mumbles again* chicken tonight ¬¬

Me: You'll have to speak louder, 'cause...

Mika: I WANT CHICKEN TONIGHT!

Me: .......... where in that phrase was "I want"?

Mika: err... ah... hmmm...

Me:

Mika: Will you post that on MFC?

Me: Yep.

Mika: I hate you. *hangs up*

Me: He'll forgive me

 

:roftl: Amazing

[ilseh1983]

*I call Mika*

 

Me: Hiiii!

Mika: HI.

Me: So, I'm still doing my french lessons. A friend said to me a phrase in french and I don't know what it means, so can you translate it for me?

Mika: I'm a busy guy, you know?

Me: But...

Mika: Ok, if I say yes it will be faster. What's the phrase?

Me: it's "Poulet ce soir".

Mika: .... you're kidding me.

Me: Noooo, why would I do that?

Mika: You know what that means.

Me: No, I don't.

Mika: *mumbles* chicken tonight

Me: WHAAAT, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

Mika: *mumbles again* chicken tonight ¬¬

Me: You'll have to speak louder, 'cause...

Mika: I WANT CHICKEN TONIGHT!

Me: .......... where in that phrase was "I want"?

Mika: err... ah... hmmm...

Me:

Mika: Will you post that on MFC?

Me: Yep.

Mika: I hate you. *hangs up*

Me: He'll forgive me

 

 

[Dreamy_Queen]

*I call Mika*

 

Me: Hiiii!

Mika: HI.

Me: So, I'm still doing my french lessons. A friend said to me a phrase in french and I don't know what it means, so can you translate it for me?

Mika: I'm a busy guy, you know?

Me: But...

Mika: Ok, if I say yes it will be faster. What's the phrase?

Me: it's "Poulet ce soir".

Mika: .... you're kidding me.

Me: Noooo, why would I do that?

Mika: You know what that means.

Me: No, I don't.

Mika: *mumbles* chicken tonight

Me: WHAAAT, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

Mika: *mumbles again* chicken tonight ¬¬

Me: You'll have to speak louder, 'cause...

Mika: I WANT CHICKEN TONIGHT!

Me: .......... where in that phrase was "I want"?

Mika: err... ah... hmmm...

Me:

Mika: Will you post that on MFC?

Me: Yep.

Mika: I hate you. *hangs up*

Me: He'll forgive me

 

O God!

Girl, you're genious!!!!!!!!!!!

:roftl:

[Charlotte_]

*me calls Mika*

 

Me: I've got something to say!

Mika: Uhh ..; What?

Me: I think you're a spoiled boy!

Mika: Aren't we all?

Me: No

Mika: But ... I thought MFCer liked a spoiled Mika

Me: Yeah, actually we do

Mika: So what's your point?

Me: Idunno

*hangs up*

Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN, told ya MFC liked a spoiled me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG I'm so bad at phonecalls but I love making them so much

[natacha]

*me calls Mika*

 

Me: I've got something to say!

Mika: Uhh ..; What?

Me: I think you're a spoiled boy!

Mika: Aren't we all?

Me: No

Mika: But ... I thought MFCer liked a spoiled Mika

Me: Yeah, actually we do

Mika: So what's your point?

Me: Idunno

*hangs up*

Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN, told ya MFC liked a spoiled me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG I'm so bad at phonecalls but I love making them so much

 

 

:roftl: i like it hun

[Charlotte_]

:roftl: i like it hun

 

I like to write them hun

The perfect thing to do while you can't sleep

I already wrote 3 phonecalls is one night

[natacha]

I like to write them hun

The perfect thing to do while you can't sleep

I already wrote 3 phonecalls is one night

 

and i like to read them

im always here looking for new phonecalls

[Charlotte_]

and i like to read them

im always here looking for new phonecalls

 

Okay these ones are not so funny but here they are:

 

*me calls mika*

Me: Hi

Mika: Hi

Me: I just thought … You don't know my name, do you?

Mika: Yes I do :mf_rosetinted :

Me: But I never told you my name :shocked :

Mika: Looked it up on MFC

Me: YOU ARE STALKING ME?

Mika: WHAT? NOOOO!

Me: Yes you are :teehee :

*hangs up*

 

Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN why do I always have to say such stupid things?

John: -no comment-

 

 

 

 

PHONECALL 2:

 

 

 

*me calls Mika*

 

Mika: Hi!

Me: Hi, Can you call me back please? It's an emergency!

 

*hangs up*

 

*Mika calls me*

 

Mika: What's wrong?

Me: YOU CALLED ME

Mika: No I didn't :blink :

Me: Yes you did

Mika: Because you asked me to!

Me: Yes but you were worried about me and you care about me so you called me

Mika: No I'm not :blink

Me: Spoiled boy

*hangs up*

 

Mika: I'm not spoiled

[natacha]

i like them

i agree with u .mika is a spoiled boy

[Charlotte_]

i like them

i agree with u .mika is a spoiled boy

 

Yes, I know but I like it

[natacha]

Yes, I know but I like it

 

me too

[A&J]

Ohhh, thank you, glad you liked my phonecall

 

PHONECALL 2:

 

 

 

*me calls Mika*

 

Mika: Hi!

Me: Hi, Can you call me back please? It's an emergency!

 

*hangs up*

 

*Mika calls me*

 

Mika: What's wrong?

Me: YOU CALLED ME

Mika: No I didn't :blink :

Me: Yes you did

Mika: Because you asked me to!

Me: Yes but you were worried about me and you care about me so you called me

Mika: No I'm not :blink

Me: Spoiled boy

*hangs up*

 

Mika: I'm not spoiled

 

HAhaha, i liked this one xD

You're good

[Charlotte_]

Ohhh, thank you, glad you liked my phonecall

 

 

 

HAhaha, i liked this one xD

You're good

 

[LilStar]

*calls mika*

Me: so, erm, Rosa's saying bad things about you

Mika: I AM NOT GETTING BALD!!

Me: ooh, thats not what she says:teehee:

Mika: GOOD! cause im not... its erm.. my natural... line of hair.. and erm... it might looks like im getting bald.. but erm... im not...

Me: of course:mf_rosetinted: no, she said you have big ears

Mika: I DO NOT HAVE BIG EARS!!!!!!!

Me: i know:teehee:

Mika: ITS THE NEW HAIRCUT!!

Me: i know:teehee:

Mika: AND ILLUSION ON THE TELEVISION!!

Me: i know:teehee:

Mika: .... do you think i have ears too big??

Me: no, just big enough *hangs up*

Mika: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN get me my hairdresser on line one!!!!!!

John: told you it made it look like you had big ears...

Mika: shush and give me the phone:sneaky2:

[LilStar]

*mika calls his hairdresser*

Mika: no more of that weird 80's haircut.. they all hate it:aah:

Hairdresser: told you it makes you look like you have big e...

Mika: I KNOW!!! *hangs up*

 

*calls Rosa*

Mika: I don't have big ears, im not getting bald, rolled-up pants look nice on me, Andy doesn't love with me, i can play the piano, write that column in that italian magazine, i CAN spell (just not "morning"), i remember my twitter password (most of the time), my mom doesnt iron my clothes (except for the WAG jacket, its tricky you know) AND I AM GOLDEN!!!!

Rosa: :blink:you still have big e...

Mika: *hangs up* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *logs in MFC with secret account "ImNotMika"* *posts:"i like his new haircut"* ... maybe i should add a smiley:teehee: *posts:"I REALLY like his new haircut :fangurl:!!! (and he doesnt have big ears)"*

[basicamenteyo]

*calls mika*

me: So, erm, rosa's saying bad things about you :te ars:

Mika: I am not getting bald!!:aa h:

Me: Ooh, thats not what she says:tee hee:

Mika: Good! Cause im not... Its erm.. My natural... Line of hair.. And erm... It might looks like im getting bald.. But erm... Im not...

Me: Of course:mf_rosetint ed: No, she said you have big ears

Mika: I do not have big ears!!!!!!!

Me: I know:teehee:

Mika: Its the new haircut!!

Me: I know:teehee:

Mika: And illusion on the television!!

Me: I know:teehee:

Mika: .... Do you think i have ears too big??

Me: No, just big enough *hangs up*

mika: Jooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn get me my hairdresser on line one!!!!!!

John: Told you it made it look like you had big ears...

Mika: Shush and give me the phone:sneaky2:

 

*mika calls his hairdresser*

mika: No more of that weird 80's haircut.. They all hate it:aah:

Hairdresser: Told you :mf_rose tinted: It makes you look like you have big e...

Mika: I know!!! *hang s up*

 

*calls rosa*

mika: I don't have big ears, im not getting bald, rolled-up pants look nice on me, andy doesn't love with me, i can play the piano, write that column in that italian magazine, i can spell (just not "morning"), i remember my twitter password (most of the time), my mom doesnt iron my clothes (except for the wag jacket, its tricky you know) and i am golden!!!!:a ah:

Rosa: :bli nk:you still have big e...

Mika: *hangs up* aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh *logs in mfc with secret account "imnotmika"* *posts:"i like his new haircut"* ... Maybe i should add a :fang url: Smiley:teehee: *posts:"i really like his new haircut :fang url: :fan gurl:!!! (and he doesnt have big ears)"* :biggri n2:

 

 

you will kill me roxyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

 

loooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ilseh1983]

roxane those last two phonecalls were hilarious again:teehee:

 

:lmfao:

[rian]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

 

Roxane...I don't get it...you find the time to quote in other threads...search on twitter for clog piccies...see if you have traditioanal clothing in canada (which you don't)

 

And make Phonecalls a the same time??

 

How on earth do you do that?