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So she would know it :mf_rosetinted: xD

 

Magical unicorns are only sold in American markets. And Walmart.:mf_rosetinted:

 

I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES.

 

I guess it's only fair :mf_rosetinted: xD but you could have lied and made up a funnier name: like Gun :naughty: xD

 

I know :naughty:

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:mf_rosetinted:Lava rock from the Underworld :mf_rosetinted:

 

HOW DID YOU GET THAT? Let me guess' date=' the supermarket? :mf_rosetinted:

 

If I'm lucky and it eats fried chicken, we will have much in common and it shall be my friend :naughty:

 

You are crazy. I like that. :das:

 

 

RIGHT, I'M OFF TO BED GUYS. SMELL YA LATER.

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My friend Danny would like you all to know this;

 

"Omg, I just read this:

1. Lion King

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and, before she realises it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba"."

 

:lmfao:

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HOW DID YOU GET THAT? Let me guess, the supermarket? :mf_rosetinted:

 

 

 

You are crazy. I like that. :das:

 

 

RIGHT, I'M OFF TO BED GUYS. SMELL YA LATER.

 

No, from the devil. I sold my soul in exchange for the magic Walmart I bought the unicorn from.

 

Night Weezey! :huglove: sweet dreams :das:

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My friend Danny would like you all to know this;

 

"Omg, I just read this:

1. Lion King

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and, before she realises it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba"."

 

:lmfao:

 

Hawt. :mf_rosetinted:

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