Sara Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Forgive me father for i have sinned......i have not been on this thread for a couple of days......... Also, i have bought lots of tickets to see Mika on my husbands credit card...........(5 times though! Wooohhoooooooooo get in! ) LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babspanky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 BG, will yourself and Father Holy Johnny be leading us at any other spiritual meetings in the bleak midwinter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Forgive me Father for I have sinned... Today I neglected my duty of worshipping our Lord the Big M. For about 5 hours I was wandering around in a place called 'real life'. You might have heard about this But please don't judge me for I am truly ashamed and bad enough I was aware of my errant actions and its evil impact on my salvation all the time. So I took our Lord's word and melody with me on my mp3 player to keep the damage within a limit. Can I get away with that? I've already recited the mikary but can that be penance enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Now before I start, no-one is offended by this thread are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Now before I start, no-one is offended by this thread are they? No. Should we? I'm actually only offended by my avatar *gaze* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babspanky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 And if this thread offends thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 No. Should we? I'm actually only offended by my avatar *gaze* Well I'd hope not. Hey, oh no not again. *goes and gets smelling salts for Big Girl AGAIN* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Now before I start, no-one is offended by this thread are they? Johnny.. (or Mark, what you prefer on this question.. ) You have my blessing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 And if this thread offends thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: Sister Babs you just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Johnny.. (or Mark, what you prefer on this question.. ) You have my blessing... Thank you Sasje. I only use Mark when I am a little upset. But HERES JOHNNY. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babspanky Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 I am here to serve Father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Ok I had better go and see what else has been going on. I was not going to come on so late but as we have upset someone I thought I had better show my face and not hide behind the lollipop tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Forgive me father for i have sinned......i have not been on this thread for a couple of days......... Also, i have bought lots of tickets to see Mika on my husbands credit card...........(5 times though! Wooohhoooooooooo get in! ) LOL! Excellent work my child. 5 pilgramages in a matter of a month, that is true devotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 BG, will yourself and Father Holy Johnny be leading us at any other spiritual meetings in the bleak midwinter? We will be at the Birmingham pilgrimage. I hope to see you there? Although I hope to see you at Somerset house first:partytime2: Where the mobile confession booth will be in full flow (against the wishes of BG:naughty: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Girl Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 We will be at the Birmingham pilgrimage. I hope to see you there?Although I hope to see you at Somerset house first:partytime2: Where the mobile confession booth will be in full flow (against the wishes of BG:naughty: ) Woooaaaah Bessy. I can just see the logistical nightmare of a mobile confession booth on the train and through the centre of London!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Woooaaaah Bessy. I can just see the logistical nightmare of a mobile confession booth on the train and through the centre of London!!!! It will only be a small one. That is why its MOBILE:bleh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Girl Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Oh God (sorry, Mika!) we are having a cyber argument now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Girl Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Forgive me Father for I have sinned...Today I neglected my duty of worshipping our Lord the Big M. For about 5 hours I was wandering around in a place called 'real life'. You might have heard about this But please don't judge me for I am truly ashamed and bad enough I was aware of my errant actions and its evil impact on my salvation all the time. So I took our Lord's word and melody with me on my mp3 player to keep the damage within a limit. Can I get away with that? I've already recited the mikary but can that be penance enough? I think you have made peace with Mika. Real life? I have been there once or twice but didn't like it much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted May 30, 2007 Share Posted May 30, 2007 Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's almost too horrible to speak of.. I had impure thoughts about His Holyness. Let your wisdom release me and clear my conscience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's almost too horrible to speak of.. I had impure thoughts about His Holyness. Let your wisdom release me and clear my conscience! Well as long it wasn't the other man:naughty: then you may go in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 30, 2007 Author Share Posted May 30, 2007 I think you have made peace with Mika. Real life? I have been there once or twice but didn't like it much. Sorry That was me not BG. Forgot to log out as she was shouting at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Although I fear my Mika robes will be too dull even with the holy flashing hearts around my neck and wrists, so I will also wear the divine glowing bunny ears to show my devotion even more. Super idea sister, in the absence of a flashing halo then flashing bunny ears are more than adequate. in fact all that flashes is indeed sparkly (ps where can a mother find a flashing halo?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 We'd need sacred writings Fear not father Johnny is out in deepest Lebanon soon on a mission to find them, he has had some very promising leads. But if any brothers or sisters come across what they feel "may" be a sacred witting, then please share it and we can send it off for an authenticity dna test thing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Aaah, the great lollipop incident. Best not to speak of this. Yes indeed it was, but our lord did find it in his heart to forgive the non believers, eventually for eating the mountain of buried treasure for they knew not what they did,and once they repented they were forgiven. He has shown us the way brothers and sisters, and though it may be a hard struggle we MUST follow our lord and learn to forgive them also and let them into our red flashing hearts and love them and open our holy temple to them when they hear his calling "I wanna talk to you", and they WILL hear it, and it is OUR duty to help them to be on receive and not transmit, for we never want to anger our lord big M again as yellow jelly beans hurt an awful lot. amen, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Sorry That was me not BG. Forgot to log out as she was shouting at the time. Haha! LOL, I already was wondering because she sounded a lot like you ...imagine Big Girl in her sexy outfit in a confessions booth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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