Sasje Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I think it's just a bit slow because Everybody's gonna LOVE today, Love today, love today. that must be it... thank you for the explenation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 that must be it... thank you for the explenation Oh well. Not to worry. The flocks will return, they always do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 I would just like to say (stating the obvious, really) that this thread isabsolutely hysterical! I've been reading along and I admit that I'm addicted. But I have no confessions to make... yet. However, I will be seeing Mika in 11 days 9 hours and 8 minutes (give or take) so maybe after that... dcdeb If you happen to have our holy one speaketh to you in person, (an honour bestowed upon you indeed) then sendeth him the love from our holy temple of Mikaizm and let him know he is welcome to come and give a sermon here anytime he wishes, in fact it would be an honour for us to have him show us a sign that he is indeed still with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohwowitsnicka Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 i have a confession to make i have been on here all evening when i should have been studying for my science exam... WHICH IS TOMORROW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrendaLovesMika! Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Haha this is a funny, smart thread too bad i have nothing to confess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Father I have been once again on my missionary work at Argos today, spreading the word of "Love Today" with the masses, for I know that when I hum it on collection point C that they will once day remember the calling and will go out and subscribe to LiCM to read the passages of phsongs I also broadcast the joyous words of our lord in a mobile situation with the windows wound down and the volume on nearly full all the way home. I did observe that this was observed by the unenlightened ones and they gave me either a look of distain (but I forgave them as they know not what they do) or one of bewilderment, if only I wasn't going 70mpph down the A19 at the time I may have been able to welcome them into our flock as I could see they were on the brink of hearing the calling. Forgive me father for not being able to enlighten them properly at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Oh well. Not to worry. The flocks will return, they always do. I see a connection between returning flocks and the Big M's stay Down Under... It is called the Boomerang Effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcdeb Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 If you happen to have our holy one speaketh to you in person, (an honour bestowed upon you indeed) then sendeth him the love from our holy temple of Mikaizm and let him know he is welcome to come and give a sermon here anytime he wishes, in fact it would be an honour for us to have him show us a sign that he is indeed still with us. If it should come to pass that I do speaketh to him, or him to me, I will indeed sendeth (sendeth?) him love... and that may well be the source of my need for subsequent confession! IYKWIM. However, I will be a humble vessel and carry forth the word as you have requested... dcdeb-eth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Father!! Ask forgiveness for yourself... I just found out what a wench is.... :lmfao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatRadFreak Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 What a fantastic wallpaper. Would you mind ever so if I used it to? XD yes! of course you can silly =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I've got a confession to make (again) ... I desecrated our Dear Lords message by spelling the words of his hallowed sermon in the wrong way. I fear that it is even worse, because it was not ANY sermon but the one and only Parable of Grace Kelly. I made the terrible mistake to confound the repeated ...mad mad mad disdainfully by 'bah, bah, bah' Will I braise in hell for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 If it should come to pass that I do speaketh to him, or him to me,I will indeed sendeth (sendeth?) him love... and that may well be the source of my need for subsequent confession! IYKWIM. However, I will be a humble vessel and carry forth the word as you have requested... dcdeb-eth Thank you my child, you have our blessing to throw yourself at his feet in total awe at the beauty of his soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 I've got a confession to make (again) ... I desecrated our Dear Lords message by spelling the words of his hallowed sermon in the wrong way. I fear that it is even worse, because it was not ANY sermon but the one and only Parable of Grace Kelly. I made the terrible mistake to confound the repeated ...mad mad mad disdainfully by 'bah, bah, bah' Will I braise in hell for that? Please dear child...elaborate on your intentions behind this unusual behaviour. *stern looks meant to instil a sense of mild fear, in your general direction* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 i think there is just one book we need: The Book of Love... actually my child that is of the "old" testament, the new one is: "The BooK of Luurrve" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 i have a confession to make i have been on here all evening when i should have been studying for my science exam... WHICH IS TOMORROW!! You had better get off NOW. Your exams are very important as we need educated people to do missionary work in such remote places as Milton Keynes and Barking. I would ask for some Hail Mikas but instead I say to you REVISE, REVISE, REVISE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 Haha this is a funny, smart thread too bad i have nothing to confess! Rubbish, I bet you threw away your pet stick insects when you were younger, thinking they were all dead when really they had only shed their skins:roftl: Oh, that was me:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 Father I have been once again on my missionary work at Argos today, spreading the word of "Love Today" with the masses, for I know that when I hum it on collection point C that they will once day remember the calling and will go out and subscribe to LiCM to read the passages of phsongs I also broadcast the joyous words of our lord in a mobile situation with the windows wound down and the volume on nearly full all the way home. I did observe that this was observed by the unenlightened ones and they gave me either a look of distain (but I forgave them as they know not what they do) or one of bewilderment, if only I wasn't going 70mpph down the A19 at the time I may have been able to welcome them into our flock as I could see they were on the brink of hearing the calling. Forgive me father for not being able to enlighten them properly at this time. I suggest cruising while doing this next time. Also point at people and winking when you hear "Everybody's gonna Love today" This kind of subliminal messaging gets the point across well, it also makes you look cool:naughty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 I see a connection between returning flocks and the Big M's stay Down Under... It is called the Boomerang Effect. LOL. Very good Sister Blue. Lets hope they don't start didgeridooing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 Father!! Ask forgiveness for yourself... I just found out what a wench is.... :lmfao: Err, well it's also a name for an old English barmaid:biggrin2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 XDyes! of course you can silly =] Why, thank you. Have a holy lollipop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted June 1, 2007 Author Share Posted June 1, 2007 I've got a confession to make (again) ... I desecrated our Dear Lords message by spelling the words of his hallowed sermon in the wrong way. I fear that it is even worse, because it was not ANY sermon but the one and only Parable of Grace Kelly. I made the terrible mistake to confound the repeated ...mad mad mad disdainfully by 'bah, bah, bah' Will I braise in hell for that? Well as long as you didn't follow it up with "Black sheep, have you any wool?" then its not too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babspanky Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 Father, the adoration of the great M comes easily to me, I have decided to make a pilgrimage in November and December. I only worry that I may have overdone it somewhat. I am now going for a lie down in a darkened room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 actually my child that is of the "old" testament, the new one is: "The BooK of Luurrve" Hehe, sorry, just had to laugh... Because the word 'lurven' has a funny meaning in Dutch (it's a name for parts of the body that don't even exist: 'take him by his lurven' so to say). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 You had better get off NOW. Your exams are very important as we need educated people to do missionary work in such remote places as Milton Keynes and Barking. I would ask for some Hail Mikas but instead I say to you REVISE, REVISE, REVISE. I must confess that even I (as a Dutchie) know about the existence of those remote places... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted June 1, 2007 Share Posted June 1, 2007 LOL. Very good Sister Blue. Lets hope they don't start didgeridooing. OMG no... I don't think I can handle that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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