sparkly1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 duplicate and dunno how to delete it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 I have nothing to confess, but I'd like some holy water, please :lmfao: Oh DO be careful sister, the last time I over did the holy water I went out on an evenings pilgrimage with my now 18 year old daughter and when the hymn Grace Kelly was played I over came my usual shyness and found my dancing feet and leapt about like tigger then immediately after that came...yes you have guessed....Love today, so I repeated this public display of euphoria only to fall to my knees when it was over and I was leaving the worshipping area, it was almost embarrassing but I can hardly remember it now, so just remember our lords holy water is mighty powerful st0of. PS HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY:partytime2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkly1 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Tricky, this one. My wife also likes Paolo and I've had no luck with her yet either. Altough some of the Mika avatars on here will make her turn back. lol:roftl: this one is a sure winner father I am sure this will do it, it does it for me EVERY time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 *tiptoes in with 2 big boxes full of lollipops* I'm sorry Father... I don't know what was wrong with me yesterday... But here are some new lollipops... *puts down the boxes, looks around* You won't miss a handfull now, will you?? *takes a handfull of lollipops and runs back to the bar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 *runs in* Father!!! I really need your help now!!!! I was trying sooo hard to stay away from the sugar today, but... but.... Hunnyangel forced me to eat a piece of cake!!!! Hmm.. a bit is stuck on my fingers... *licks it off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 *runs in* Father!!! I really need your help now!!!! I was trying sooo hard to stay away from the sugar today, but... but.... Hunnyangel forced me to eat a piece of cake!!!! Hmm.. a bit is stuck on my fingers... *licks it off* yeah!! well come on you were looking ill... normal even... and i don't like being the person sitting by watching her become normal, for that's an even bigger sin than sugar right?? and by the way sasje, who calls me hunnyANGEL??? i'm hunny remember!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 yeah!! well come on you were looking ill... normal even... and i don't like being the person sitting by watching her become normal, for that's an even bigger sin than sugar right?? and by the way sasje, who calls me hunnyANGEL??? i'm hunny remember!! So.... you think I still have to eat lollipops and stuff??? After all those..... eh.... stealing and cheeting??? But... Father Johnny.... has my Candy Cupboard key... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 So.... you think I still have to eat lollipops and stuff??? After all those..... eh.... stealing and cheeting??? But... Father Johnny.... has my Candy Cupboard key... have you forgotten the one thing you gave me??? *shows key for cupboard hiden away where no-one can find it* anyway, you only need me to come in the bar... and ta- da, sugar is avalible coz i have got a suply that erm... no-one knows about or will ever find *trying not to laugh* of course you need sugar... what's worse, a sugar overdose?? or becoming normal??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 have you forgotten the one thing you gave me??? *shows key for cupboard hiden away where no-one can find it* anyway, you only need me to come in the bar... and ta- da, sugar is avalible coz i have got a suply that erm... no-one knows about or will ever find *trying not to laugh* of course you need sugar... what's worse, a sugar overdose?? or becoming normal??? HUNNY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! But...eh... I never become normal... *looks around* Can I have some now, please?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 HUNNY!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! But...eh... I never become normal... *looks around* Can I have some now, please?? hmmm, *slips you some from a hiding place* you're not helping my case here by saying you don't turn normal sas... little help would be greatful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 hmmm, *slips you some from a hiding place* you're not helping my case here by saying you don't turn normal sas... little help would be greatful *stuffs her mouth* Whut...whathew Whonny whalwhewhy whowhs what.... *swollows* So... that wouldn't matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnyangel Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 *stuffs her mouth* Whut...whathew Whonny whalwhewhy whowhs what.... *swollows* So... that wouldn't matter... i have to go now!! *runs out with all hiden sugar so no-one not even father johnny and mother sparky can find* hahahahahaha, you'll never catch me alive!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 i have to go now!! *runs out with all hiden sugar so no-one not even father johnny and mother sparky can find* hahahahahaha, you'll never catch me alive!!! Bye Hunny.... Thank you!!! Finally someone who understands me.... Oooooh...it's happening again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 *walks in, shaking all over* Father... I just handed my cupboard keys from the bar to Haylie... but... I'm scared now... *looks around* I really need help... *sits on the floor* :crybaby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 but i have another confession to make: i drove around in a church with my bicycle, because i thought nobody was in there. later i noticed the reverend was watching me all the time.. ABSOLUTION PLEASE!!!!!!!! As the site is playing up at the moment, I may have already answered you but just incase. No absolution is necessary as it was not the temple of Mika. That is the only one I am bothered with. :roftl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 I'm only posting to keep an eye on this thread. It's so funny. Thats not a sin is it? Of course not my child:thumb_yello: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 You drove around on a bicycle IN A CHURCH?? Why?? because the doors were open... IN A CHURCH? OMM that is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Johnny Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 This thread is pure CLASS! hmm. well: today's my 14th b-day so technically I'm supposed to carry an oyster card round, so when my friends all saw me on the bus and shouted out happy b-day, the bus driver called me to the front and I said "heh...oh, it's my 13th b-day." and smiled and walked back to my seat. ...I hope there aren't any bus drivers on MFC! Not too sure what an Oyster card is but I think this was just using your initiative, so that is ok:punk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Tricky, this one. My wife also likes Paolo and I've had no luck with her yet either. Altough some of the Mika avatars on here will make her turn back. lol:roftl: 1. You are allowed to have a wife? 2. Holy Father, looking at YOUR avatar made me fully turn back 3. Erm, not fully. I'm still thinking of Paolo. Well, sometimes. Well not very often lately. I think that's ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becky Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Of course not my child:thumb_yello: Oh good. I love this thread. It's so funny. I mean serious *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 *still waiting for the worst* Ooh Father.. a request, if I can request in my position now... Could you be so nice and ask your cousin when he will be on MSN again?? I need to talk to him very badly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Ah, I'm doomed. This time for real. I have lost Freddie. Forgot that it was my turn to look after him this weekend.... Father Johnny? :blink: Hello? ..ello ....lo... ARE YOU LOST, TOO? Noooooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Ah, I'm doomed. This time for real. I have lost Freddie. Forgot that it was my turn to look after him this weekend.... yeah... you go straight to Hell for that.... I did tell you that it was your turn, didn't I?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
violet_sky Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 *sob* ...am...so .....*sob* sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasje Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 *sob* ...am...so .....*sob* sorry You should be!!! *not telling Violet_Sky that Father Johnny is too busy to find me a hard punishment right now and that he may be lost because of that too * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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